BREAKING: Toronto’s Crack Smoking Mayor Ford Ticketed For Public Drunkenness

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford

This guy’s a lost soul:

He’s at it again! Crack-smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is ticketed for jaywalking and public drunkenness in Vancouver, telling police officers he’d thought they were ‘cooler’ on the West Coast.

The incident comes just days after the embattled mayor was named in a lawsuit filed by his sister’s ex-boyfriend for allegedly conspiring to have the man beaten in jail to prevent Ford’s illicit behaviors from becoming known. [MORE…]

Dude, it’s time to seek help.