Horror! Man Tries to Strangle Girlfriend With His Dreadlocked Hair

Isn’t it about time Obama and Democrats banned hair?

A Portland man was arrested after he tried to strangle his girlfriend with his dirty dreadlocks.
Gross.
FOX 2 Now reported:

A Portland man is facing charges after police said he choked his girlfriend with his dreadlocked hair.

Officers were called out to the 3200 block of Southeast 22nd Avenue at 2:30 a.m. Monday to a report of a domestic assault.

The woman provided police with a good description of the suspect and officers canvassed the neighborhood and found him.

Caleb Grotberg, 32, was taken into custody and now faces charges including assault, menacing, kidnapping and strangulation.

The victim was taken to a Portland hospital for treatment to numerous injuries. Police said they are not considered life-threatening.

Neighbors reacted to the allegations Monday night.

“It’s sickening that someone could have such anger in them, strangling with their own hair? I mean strangulation period, you have a lot of anger, but it’s shocking that someone like that would be on our street,” said neighbor Ric Leonetti.

Strangled by smelly hair.
What a horrible experience.

 

  • jim m

    Sorry, but isn’t the phrase “Dirty dreadlocks” a redundancy.

  • RKflorida

    Gotta remember, she chose to be his girlfriend.

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  • http://www.warroom.com David Ross

    Another occupier in the news again, and#1, I concur…as opposed to what, “clean dreadlocks?”

  • J. Knight

    Typical Obama supporter!

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  • http://none tommy mc donnell

    looks like a tea party member.

  • shadow

    Isn’t it about time Obama and Democrats banned hair?

    Jim, let’s see if I can explain the difference, using your own words.

    “Murderer: Adam Lanza, killed himself after murdering more than two dozen others, including 20 school children.”

    “A Portland man was arrested after he tried to strangle his girlfriend with his dirty dreadlocks.”

    Did you notice the key phrase?

  • Sam Stone

    Dread control is needed!

  • http://biggovernment.com ponderon

    World gone mad…..

  • Hank

    As most know, a popular bumper sticker locally is “KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD”. I rest my case.

  • Lady Mondegreen

    With a shave and a haircut, he’d be a good looking man…

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  • Lou

    Attempted murder by hair ball.

  • drunken sailor

    How do you hide money from a hippie…….. put it under the soap!!! HA HA HA HA I love that one. I can smell him through the screen.

  • Mahdi Al-Dajjal

    Well it wasn’t like she put up any kind of fight or anything. How could she? His body odor and rendered her completely unconscious.

  • bear

    Let’s see now, his “girlfriend” gave the cops “a good description?” Apparently too whacked out to give a complete description, including his name. I’m curious as to how long she was his “girlfriend.”

    Knowing the response time of the portland cops (hint: calendars are involved), it’s clear that the “alleged” offender was in his eco-friendliest escape mode. That’s on foot to you violent, lefty anti-Americans out there.

    #12, not-so-lady: With a haircut and shave he would be just another portland metro-sexual. Without his “earth liberation front” uniform, he would be drummed out of that neighborhood.

  • rick

    High capacity hair must be kept in a locked container at all times. And registered in case the government decides to confiscate it in the future. Also, high capacity hair is not allowed within 1000 feet of any school (especially cosmetology schools).

  • rick

    Why does anyone need dreadlocks?