Woman Attacked in Chicago By Man with Sock Full of Human Crap

This is so sick.

Police say this man is their “person of interest” in the feces attack. Anyone with information should call the Oak Park Police Department’s crime tip hotline at 708-434-1636. (NBC)

A woman riding the Blue Line in Chicago was attacked by a passenger with a sock full of human feces.
NBC Chicago reported:

A woman riding the Chicago Transit Authority’s Blue Line in Oak Park told police she was last week attacked by another passenger wielding a sock filled with human feces.

“He had a sock full of his poop on me,” the 21-year-old college student told the Pioneer Press. “It was everywhere; on my face, my hair, my clothes.”

The victim, requesting anonymity, said she screamed and tried to follow her attacker, but he escaped up the Austin Boulevard exit and ran northbound on Austin.

The college student, who came to Oak Park six weeks ago to live with a family and provide in-home child care, said she was riding an east-bound train from Oak Park to Chicago when she was attacked.

“The guy got on with me at [the] Oak Park [station],” she said. “I wasn’t really paying attention. … “Next stop [at Austin], he throws something in my face.”

Oak Park Police Commander Ladon Reynolds said officers responded by searching for the man in and around a gas station at Harrison Street, but did not find him.

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  • Buffalobob

    Rom’s Chicago, ya got to love it.

  • Pete

    Here’s your Great Society

  • mg4us

    Hey. .It looks like the son obama would have had had he had a son. .just like Trayvon. .

    Funny how the gene pool declines to to lowest common denominator.

    It’s an Obamanation.

  • JoeinMT

    time to outlaw socks!

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  • Blacque Jacques Shellacque

    Ah, the joys of American public transportation. That’s why I personally avoid using it whenever possible.

    The only place I’ve been where public transportation didn’t seem like it was being used mainly by scoundrels was in Australia.

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  • Hamburger_Hurter

    A sockful of human crap wielded by a sackful of crap. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB……..

  • Hamburger_Hurter

    A sock fulL of human crap wielded by a sackful of crap. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB. TNB……..

  • Did this primate just escape from the zoo? TNB definitely!

  • Tricky Dick

    If Obama had a son…….

  • Jawknee

    Obama voter no doubt.

  • paul52

    Man, that’s an assault weapon. Barry better ban poop, now! Get Happy Joe right on this.

  • All I see is a white sock with crap coming out of it. Where’s the perp….oh, wait, that’s the perp with a white hoodie….my bad.

  • Remco Kimber

    Great source of DNA. Cops likely take the DNA from this stuff. Chances are real good that this guy is already in the system or will soon be given his violent nature.

  • dtih

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
    A sock full of steaming crap!

  • JDR

    It seems that incidents of 40+ involved in the Flash-beating fad have become more infrequent. Is it because it’s almost winter?

    This is all we got this month on this front? A guy with a s&&t-filled sock?

    Wait until Django Unchained comes out this Chirstmas Day.

    Oh, no, a movie, a work of art, would NEVER inspire violence.

    Heh.

  • JDR
  • bad actor

    Hey 21-year-old nanny: Get the hell out of Chicago. No job is worth living in America’s murder capitol.

  • Well ma’am, look on the bright side. At least he didn’t blow your brains out.

  • He must have been trying to make the [bleep] hit the fan.

  • Economan

    DNC’s peeps.

  • jdawg

    We must call for a ban on crap! And socks!

  • Jet Jaguar

    What can brown do for you?

  • JoeWoody

    What zoo did the savage escape – sorry, xcape – from?

  • Adirondack Patriot

    Django unchained.

  • I wont grow up

    I think this guy should be Rahm’s choice for police commissioner, no guns for the cops, just a sock full of crap, a pair of handcuffs and a whistle.

  • GotFreedom

    Can we classify the sock filled with crap as an “assault weapon” and if so, will the govt. act to ban both socks and crap. . .they might try to ban socks but doubtful about banning the other as the govt is full of crap!!!

  • garagelogician

    Sounds like something I’d like to do to my ex…

  • SocksOPoop “R” Us

    How did she know it was his poop? Is all poop unique so that the cops can dust for poop?

    Phhht, back in my day we had a better class of criminal. They would only hit you in the face with a sock full of poop gathered from the finest dog parks in the city.

  • she was attacked by one of the oppressed people.

  • bigkahuna

    Sh*t for brains attacks woman and only uses half of them !

  • Norm Cheeseburger

    I don’t have a phone handy. Someone call the number and tell them it’s Biz Markie.

  • Nosmo

    Probably didn’t even have a concealed crap and carry license…

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  • rabble-rouser

    if Obama had a son, he’s be just like the this man. Spreading his vile crap on everyone

  • 2cowsmooing

    How does one poop in a sock to begin with. Never mind carry it around in your pocket.

  • 2cowsmooing

    He can no longer be called a white sox’s fan. He is now officially a brown sox.

  • Maudie N Mandeville

    Now that DEFINITELY looks like Obama’s son!

  • raybojabo

    It wasn’t a sock full of poop, it was an Obama doll!

  • Tony Cisneros

    Seriously, Folks, All Kidding & Puns Put Aside:

    I Have Seen Even Nastier & Sicker Things Done On Public Transportation In Chicago–And Attempted Robberies Too.

    Like The Time That Big Black, Excuse Me, African-American GORILLA Tried To Beat Me Up & Rob Me Before A Crowded Blue-Line Train Going Towards O’hare Airport Back When I Was Running For The U.S. Congress In Chicago.

    If You’re Racially-Sensitive, I Suggest You Take Some Racially-Insensitive Lessons By Riding The O’hare Blue-Line In Chicago.

    Well, This Is What Happened.

    I Was In My Suit Taking The Blue-Line For O’hare Airport When All Of A Sudden I Realized That I Had Boarded The Last Train On The Line Instead Of The First Train (Which Has A Conductor Equipped With A Radio To Call Police In Case Of An Immediate Emergency).

    The Train-Car I Found Myself In Was All Full Of Black–Excuse Me, African-American Folk.

    I Was Just Standing There, The Only Non-African-American Rider, Facing The Doors I Came In On–When All Of A Sudden This Big & Tall “GORILLA” (I SAY GORILLA BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE–AND I’M NOT A LIAR) Came Walking Toward Me; And, We He Got Right Next To Me (My Left) He Said Something Like “Your A** Is Mine–You’re A** Is Grass”.

    I Then Started To Move Slowly To My Right–But He Kept Moving Slowly Towards Me–Menacing At Me & Breathing Heavily……”Your A** Is Mine”.

    As I Looked Around, I Noticed That Of All These African-American Riders Who Filled This Train-Car, Not One Of Them Stood Up To Stop This GORILLA–Or Even Attempt To Come Between Us–To Prevent HIM From “Jumping Me” &-Or “Robbing Me” !

    I Was A Little PERTURBED At Their Callous & Cold-Heartedness Attitude Toward My Predicament.

    But I Had Other Matters To Tend To–Especially This GORILLA Who Claimed That My “Posterior” Was “His” & That My “Posterior” Was “Grass”.

    So, Then I Had A Lightening Flash Thought In My Mind; Which Said Something Like: “Your Pocket, Your Right Suit Pocket, Remember Having Steak Earlier In The Afternoon & The Waiter Telling You That You Could Keep The Steak Knife ?”.

    I Then Moved A Couple Of Steps (To My Right) Toward The Rear Door–

    And QUICKLY OPENED THE DOOR, PULLING OUT THE CHAINS FROM THE DOORWAY, AND SAID TO THE “GORILLA” SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

    “COME ON YOU MOTHER-F****** N*****, JUST ME & YOU, COME ON AND GET ME IF YOU GOT THE B**** (WHILE I PULLED THE STEAK-KNIFE FROM MY RIGHT BREAST SUIT-POCKET & INVITED THE BLACK “GORILLA” N***** TO COME OUT THROUGH THE REAR DOOR WITH ME)”

    EVERBODY BY THEN SAW & HEARD ME, GOT OFF THEIR SEATS & RAN TOWARD THE OTHER END OF THE TRAIN-CAR: ALMOST FALLING &-OR CLIMBING ON TOP OF EACH OTHER DOING SO !

    THE “GORILLA”, SEEING THAT I MEANT BUSINESS & THAT I WAS GOING TO “STICK HIM” WITH MY “POKER” & GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE–ALL OF A SUDDEN STOPPED DEAD ON HIS TRACKS; TURNED AN “ABOUT FACE” AND WALKED AWAY !

    I THEN CALLED OUT TO HIM JUST ABOUT EVERY NAME IN THE BOOK OF CUSS-WORDS THAT CAME TO MIND; COUPLED WITH “YOU MOTHER-F****** BLACK-P****-N*****-B****” SPRINKLED WITH A FEW OTHER “EXPLETIVES” ON HIS “YELLOW” STREAK RUNNING DOWN HIS BACK !

    SUFFICE TO SAY THAT MY STOP HAD THEN JUST ARRIVED; SO, I CALMLY PUT MY “POKER” BACK INTO MY RIGHT-BREAST SUIT-POCKET & I EXITED THE TRAIN-CAR.

    You May Ask Me: “Hey Tony, Were You Really Going To Poke That GORILLA ?”

    I Answer By Saying This:

    I Never Pull Out A Self-Defense “Weapon” That I Don’t Intend On Using IF NEED BE !

    And Besides, It Was Better That I Exited The Train On The Door That I Came In On–

    And Not Exit The Train On The That Rear-Door That I Opened (Pulling Off The Restraining Chains):

    While Grabbing That GORILLA, Who Was Being Made A Human-“Pin-Cushion” While We BOTH Tumbled Out The Door–ME, OFCOURSE, AVOIDING THAT THIRD-RAIL & HE NOT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !