Promises, Promises… Piers Morgan Says He May Deport Himself If America Doesn’t Change Its “Crazy Gun Laws”

This jerk just won’t stop.
Far Left CNN crank Piers Morgan says he may deport himself if America does not change its “crazy gun laws.”

But first we have to suffer through another pretentious tirade from this foreign fool.
Piers Morgan wrote this horrid rant today at The Daily Mail:

I have fired guns only once in my life, on a stag party to the Czech capital Prague a few years ago when part of the itinerary included a trip to an indoor shooting range. For three hours, our group were let loose on everything from Magnum 45 handguns and Glock pistols, to high-powered ‘sniper’ rifles and pump-action shotguns.

It was controlled, legal, safe and undeniably exciting. But it also showed me, quite demonstrably, that guns are killing machines.

Rarely has the hideous effect of a gun been more acutely laid bare than at Sandy Hook elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut, two weeks ago – when a deranged young man called Adam Lanza murdered 20 schoolchildren aged six and seven, as well as six adults, in a sickening rampage…

…The NRA targets pro-gun-control politicians on every rung of the political system and spends a fortune ensuring they either don’t get elected or get unelected. It’s been a concerted, ruthless and highly successful campaign. And to those, like me, who stand up to them, they sneer: ‘You don’t know anything about guns. Keep quiet.’

Well, I do know a bit about guns, actually. My brother’s a lieutenant colonel in the British Army and has served tours of duty in Northern Ireland, the Balkans, Iraq and Afghanistan. My sister married a colonel who trained Princes William and Harry at Sandhurst. My uncle was a major in the Green Howards…

Obama should follow up by launching a Government buy-back for all existing assault weapons in circulation (as worked successfully in Los Angeles last week). I would go further, confiscating the rest and enforcing tough prison sentences on those who still insist on keeping one.

Either you ban these assault weapons completely, and really mean it, or you don’t.

He should also significantly increase federal funding for mental health treatment for all Americans who need it. It’s the lethal cocktail of mental instability and ready gun availability that is the key component in almost every American mass shooting.

Nor do I think Hollywood or makers of violent video games should avoid any responsibility – their graphic images can surely only twist an already twisted mind…

In conclusion, I can spare those Americans who want me deported a lot of effort by saying this: If you don’t change your gun laws to at least try to stop this relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage, then you don’t have to worry about deporting me.

Although I love the country as a second home and one that has treated me incredibly well, I would, as a concerned parent first – and latterly, of a one-year-old daughter who may attend an American elementary school like Sandy Hook in three years’ time – seriously consider deporting myself.

What a pompous a$$.
We need to start a collection for a one-way ticket back to Great Britain for this foreign subversive.

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  • saveus

    don’t let the door hit you on the way out

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  • Lady Mondegreen

    The jerk wants attention and we’re giving it to him.

  • JKB

    Sounds like a win-win to me. We get to keep our guns. He gets to live in the European Paradise.

  • SeniorD


  • bigL

    kabuki..the new head of cnn told him prob to get ratings up of he is gone.
    So we have all this phony stuff that is sadly tearing dn our country. OUR Country.

  • Mahdi Al-Dajjal

    But the Brits don’t want him either, so where can he go? How about Zimbabwe where dictator Robert Mugabe routinely sends out squads of armed killers to murder those who oppose him? This way, Piers Morgan can see for himself the need for people to be armed.

  • General Martok

    Notice he has nothing to say about the thousands of black kids killed by regular handguns in places like Chicago, Detroit, and Oakland. People like him love to keep invoking Sandy Hook, when the equivalent of 19 Sandy Hooks take place in Chicago every year

  • paul52

    Where can one contribute to the Going Away Fund and party?

  • Ragspierre

    What a complete idiot…

    I say, “bub-eye…”

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  • See ya. And take that fat load of crap, Michael Moore, with you.

  • jb books


  • Yo Piers, My uncle is a doctor – want me to do some surgery?

  • DuxRus

    Hey Piers you self important, pretentious blow bag. See Ya, by by.

  • Economan

    What’s crazy is people like you Piers who want to leave us defenseless in a violent world fostered by the culture of death where you and the rest of the left have been building brick by brick.

  • AmericaWILL

    Talk about a media whore.

  • Cheerio! Best get packing straight away!

  • sheik yer’mami

    A revolting geek who believes his miserable existence is more important than the constitution. Now if this is not carbon pollution I don’t know what is.

  • Crassman

    If it were six years ago these same gungrabbers would celebrate the sucking from the uterus the very babies that got murdered in Newtown.

  • doc

    Dear Piers,

    You sissified little twit, stop with the tantrum and do it, show everyone you really aren’t the childish, boorish, hypocritical little twit you actively play as a news (?) talking head.

    A real person

  • Kate

    Please, let the door hit you on the way out. Go home and clean up your own country. Seems they are having rather substantial crime problems there.

  • Ken

    The Brittains don’t want him back.
    We, in the South, have a saying, “You don’t have to go home, but, you can’t stay here.”

  • Rose

    At 10:45 AM Central, there are 96.196 Signatures of USA CITIZENS demanding Piers be deported.

    Air Drop him in a parachute over North Korea. Put Obama and Feinstein in his lap.

  • Sam Stone

    Is there a fund for help to get him to leave?

  • John21

    Can we start a collection for a very slow boat back to the UK?

    It would be no loss to America and would probably be a very good thing, he can return to the EU and whine about the stupidity of that organization and give our ears a break

  • this is why we have to stop immigration.

  • Lim Lynn

    If only America stop Gun laws and sent him ashamed and embarrassed back to England.

  • Patty

    Go send your crazy self back to England. PLEASE DO US ALL A FAVOR.

  • Patty

    #24 December 31, 2012 at 10:47 am
    Rose commented:

    At 10:45 AM Central, there are 96.196 Signatures of USA CITIZENS demanding Piers be deported.

    Air Drop him in a parachute over North Korea. Put Obama and Feinstein in his lap.

    good one, Rose 😆

  • Look-Out

    Poor, dopey little Piers…

    I think that was his idea of a threat.

    He doesn’t realize how many of us
    see it as a promise. And want to hold him to it.


    But he came here while the gun laws were on the books. I say he leaves if the gun laws do not change, and we put him up against a firing squad if they do.

  • The White petition website has a petition to deport Piers Morgan and it is almost at 100,000 signatures with just over 3,000 to go — in just 10 days. And it has another 20 days to go before the ‘petition’ has ‘run its course’.

    It had to reach 25,000 sigs by January 20, 2013 in order to get ‘responded to’ by Preezy of the United Steezy Barack Hussein Obama.


    Sign it!

  • Campfollower

    What a brainwashed pussy. My family defends these people? I really didn’t want to believe they were so f-ing helpless. I really wanted to believe they could pick up a gun and defend our country if they had to….if my family decided not to…. but now I really do know.

    They are the sheep. Pussy sheep. Wow, I’m not usually this crass.

  • Buffalobob

    Don’t be too hard on Pierce Stefan Pughe-Morgan He is a former judge on America’s Got Talent. Morgan is also a former winner of The Celebrity apprentice. Some of his work and deaings in his home country may suggest that he has, let us say crossed the line.

  • Mad Hatter

    Get out of my Country Pierce Morgan, and take the other Gun Gestapo Agents with you. You and your ilk aren’t wanted here.

    Nothing like a snot nose foreigner coming in to our country and lecturing us about what our Constitution should have in it.

  • duke5015

    Limey fag. Bye bye. When your country gets in a bind again, remeber your gun control. Ever seen the American army graveyads ya punk? Go there and pick some flowers.

  • Deserttrek

    I’ll help pack and load his stuff toget him away that much quicker

  • Radegunda

    “He should also significantly increase federal funding for mental health treatment for all Americans who need it.” —
    What does Piersy Baby suggest we do about the people who need mental health treatment but refuse to get it? Will he tell his lefty friends to drop their opposition to involuntary treatment?

  • even steven

    From now on, I’ll refer to him as Piss Morgan. He’s earned it.

  • bg



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  • BarbaraS

    Promises, promises. Unfortunately for us, these types of scum never follow through on their promises. I really, really hate it when a foreigner comes to this country and trys to tell us how to live… especially when they come from gun-free h*ll hole they support wholehearted ly.

  • Winston Wolfe

    Once again I ask, why should I give a damn what this clown has to say?

    Why should you?

    Why should anybody?

  • jackson_murrell

    That will be his excuse after his execrable CNN show is canceled and he goes slinking back to the UK.

  • Adi

    All talk but no walk? 😆

  • BurmaShave

    I do not listen tho this blow hard; but there is one thing would like to know about him:

    Has Piers Morgan had his panties in a wad over Fast & Furious for the past few years? If so, I would thinks he would be famous as the only super liberal media type making a stink about that scandal. If not, he is a super hypocrite and should be hounded off the air.

  • OldSarg

    Here is the left’s hero:

    A liar from 2004 about his own Countrymen. What a coward.

  • John Groves

    When you do leave the USA Mr O’Meara ( AKA Morgan) do not head east back to us in the UK. Go any where (if they will have you) but not here. Prima Donnas we can do without
    You could tell us all how it feels to be so disliked by thousands of people.

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