Promises, Promises… Piers Morgan Says He May Deport Himself If America Doesn’t Change Its “Crazy Gun Laws”

This jerk just won’t stop.
Far Left CNN crank Piers Morgan says he may deport himself if America does not change its “crazy gun laws.”

But first we have to suffer through another pretentious tirade from this foreign fool.
Piers Morgan wrote this horrid rant today at The Daily Mail:

I have fired guns only once in my life, on a stag party to the Czech capital Prague a few years ago when part of the itinerary included a trip to an indoor shooting range. For three hours, our group were let loose on everything from Magnum 45 handguns and Glock pistols, to high-powered ‘sniper’ rifles and pump-action shotguns.

It was controlled, legal, safe and undeniably exciting. But it also showed me, quite demonstrably, that guns are killing machines.

Rarely has the hideous effect of a gun been more acutely laid bare than at Sandy Hook elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut, two weeks ago – when a deranged young man called Adam Lanza murdered 20 schoolchildren aged six and seven, as well as six adults, in a sickening rampage…

…The NRA targets pro-gun-control politicians on every rung of the political system and spends a fortune ensuring they either don’t get elected or get unelected. It’s been a concerted, ruthless and highly successful campaign. And to those, like me, who stand up to them, they sneer: ‘You don’t know anything about guns. Keep quiet.’

Well, I do know a bit about guns, actually. My brother’s a lieutenant colonel in the British Army and has served tours of duty in Northern Ireland, the Balkans, Iraq and Afghanistan. My sister married a colonel who trained Princes William and Harry at Sandhurst. My uncle was a major in the Green Howards…

Obama should follow up by launching a Government buy-back for all existing assault weapons in circulation (as worked successfully in Los Angeles last week). I would go further, confiscating the rest and enforcing tough prison sentences on those who still insist on keeping one.

Either you ban these assault weapons completely, and really mean it, or you don’t.

He should also significantly increase federal funding for mental health treatment for all Americans who need it. It’s the lethal cocktail of mental instability and ready gun availability that is the key component in almost every American mass shooting.

Nor do I think Hollywood or makers of violent video games should avoid any responsibility – their graphic images can surely only twist an already twisted mind…

In conclusion, I can spare those Americans who want me deported a lot of effort by saying this: If you don’t change your gun laws to at least try to stop this relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage, then you don’t have to worry about deporting me.

Although I love the country as a second home and one that has treated me incredibly well, I would, as a concerned parent first – and latterly, of a one-year-old daughter who may attend an American elementary school like Sandy Hook in three years’ time – seriously consider deporting myself.

What a pompous a$$.
We need to start a collection for a one-way ticket back to Great Britain for this foreign subversive.

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  • saveus

    don’t let the door hit you on the way out

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  • Lady Mondegreen

    The jerk wants attention and we’re giving it to him.

  • JKB

    Sounds like a win-win to me. We get to keep our guns. He gets to live in the European Paradise.

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  • bigL

    kabuki..the new head of cnn told him prob to get ratings up of he is gone.
    So we have all this phony stuff that is sadly tearing dn our country. OUR Country.

  • Mahdi Al-Dajjal

    But the Brits don’t want him either, so where can he go? How about Zimbabwe where dictator Robert Mugabe routinely sends out squads of armed killers to murder those who oppose him? This way, Piers Morgan can see for himself the need for people to be armed.

  • General Martok

    Notice he has nothing to say about the thousands of black kids killed by regular handguns in places like Chicago, Detroit, and Oakland. People like him love to keep invoking Sandy Hook, when the equivalent of 19 Sandy Hooks take place in Chicago every year

  • paul52

    Where can one contribute to the Going Away Fund and party?

  • Ragspierre

    What a complete idiot…

    I say, “bub-eye…”

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  • http://Americanthinker paul

    See ya. And take that fat load of crap, Michael Moore, with you.

  • jb books



    Yo Piers, My uncle is a doctor – want me to do some surgery?

  • DuxRus

    Hey Piers you self important, pretentious blow bag. See Ya, by by.

  • Economan

    What’s crazy is people like you Piers who want to leave us defenseless in a violent world fostered by the culture of death where you and the rest of the left have been building brick by brick.

  • AmericaWILL

    Talk about a media whore.

  • http://! l.barney

    Cheerio! Best get packing straight away!

  • sheik yer’mami

    A revolting geek who believes his miserable existence is more important than the constitution. Now if this is not carbon pollution I don’t know what is.

  • Crassman

    If it were six years ago these same gungrabbers would celebrate the sucking from the uterus the very babies that got murdered in Newtown.