Kim Jong Un-icorn Rider
North Korean News reported this week that researchers have discovered an ancient unicorn lair.
From the official North Korean News Service:
Has the Onion picked this one up?
Oh, puh-leez. Everyone knows the unicorn was wiped out during the great flood as they were too busy playing around to get onto the Ark
No comments? Here, I’ll give you a comment on this idiot. That is the most stupid thing I have ever read in my life. If this is the kind of propaganda that this fool Un, and since I don’t speak Korean, somebody please tell me what “Un” means, and that the poor people of North Korea must know that this is total fantasy, the people of North Korea have to get together and overthrow this despot. There isn’t a prison with a cell deep down in a hole deep enough to throw this seed of Satan, Un. The only problem is the North Korean Army. They have got to be the most fearless and super tough soldiers in the world. When I was in Vietnam we heard of the “Rock Marines” in country killing every living thing, and that was the first time I heard of “salting the ground” when these bastards would leave. “Salting the ground” renders the ground useless forever I guess until the rain washes it out of the dirt, in about 50 damn years probably! These are some bad ass som’ *itches when it comes to toughness their training is second to none. They don’t rely on technology, fancy communication, rotored, wheeled, or track laying devices to get them to where they need to go, THEY RUN! So I would suppose that the North is even tougher. The people had better be prepared to deal with their own Army whenever they decide they’ve had enough and move to throw “Un” out.
When Gorbechav threw out the Communists in the Russian government, the officials who were running the countries wouldn’t leave and had to be thrown out by force. We are going to have to do the same thing. But our advantage is there will be most of the military who hate Obama who will gladly join us in the perge. Any left in support of the current administration must understand that their pension is in jeapordy with Obama left in office. Come January 1st $500 billion dollars comes out of the DOD. Along with the $500 billion that has already been removed that will make a trillion dollars, and that will gut our military!!
Reakon there are any Democrats who still haven’t been completely brain washed to the point where they get it that we can’t let that happen, and I don’t care what they are scared of from Obama doing to them. I know that Pelosi and Reid will throw any Democrat who opposes them out of the Party like they did Lebberman. And that’s their threat?
Which is greater of a threat to our nation, Obama, or some politician loosing their pension?
A rhino and a narwhal are the only unicorns I can think of. Of course those NK leaders import tons of Jack Daniels…
eh, they ain’t got nothin’ on Osama, i mean, Obama et al..
which would explain his wanting to bypass the moon..
re: #6 December 2, 2012 at 7:02 pm bg
“Unicorn Lair” was simply a typo……they meant “Unicorn LIAR”
Unicorn Lair: Gangnam Style!
Un likey polish unicorn horn.
Un get magic mayonnaise.
A unicorn, reportedly only willing to even be approached by innocent virgins, wouldn’t let that filthy murderous walking erection near.
Wow, North Korea gets Unicorns and we have a President that farts rainbows
Just wait a few years… this is the exact kind of stuff that will be told about Obama.
meanwhile in North Korea….
Will of La. #3
Where were you at when stationed in RVN? I used to work with the ROK Marines at Phan Rang and had a good relationship with them. They were tough to be sure but were not the Banzi charging hardened killers they were reputed to be. At least not to the degree that was advertised . However, they let that reputation work for them. Charlie was scared ****less of them just the way they used to be scared ****less of the 101st. ABN in that sector, that is until some idiot in congress decided to “investigate”. But that’s another story.
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