Man Mistakes Picture of Hunky Mitt Romney For Girlfriend’s Lover… Beats Her
Posted by Jim Hoft on Wednesday, August 1, 2012, 9:29 PM
A Tennessee man mistook a Facebook picture of hunky Mitt Romney for his girlfriend’s lover… So he smashed her computer and beat her.
I’m 41 put it this way:
The old green monster struck when a hapless dipwapp was snooping through his girlfriend’s Facebook page. When he saw a pic of the dapper Mittens, he snapped fearing he was her lover. Now he is facing charges for beating the crap out of out of his poor politically active honey.
He’s taken, dipwapp.
Sun News Network reported:
A 40-year-old Tennessee man accused of domestic assault allegedly became enraged when he saw a picture of a strange man on his girlfriend’s Facebook page and suspected she was planning an affair – he apparently didn’t recognize presidential hopeful Mitt Romney.
Lowell Turpin, 40, “angrily demanded to know who the male was,” according to a police report cited by the Knoxville News Sentinel.
When she told him, he allegedly grabbed her laptop and smashed it into a wall, then punched her, the police report says.
Probably a lib.
UPDATE: Here he is…
If the charges against him are true, Lowell Turpin, 40, of Tennessee, really needs to Google the name “Mitt Romney” when he gets out of jail. (NY Daily News)
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DerpHoft commented:
Anderson County TN….probably a Republican.
Blacque Jacques Shellacque commented:
The question is, will the woman be smart enough to send him packing?
When it comes to beatdowns by the other person in a relationship, one is more than enough.
LibertyorDeath commented:
TN? Probably an illegal.
Remco Kimber commented:
Likely he’s never has been a voter, but it’s good to know that this knowledgeable, astute individual would otherwise qualify.
And they say that the public schools are failures. Democrats and their union bosses are laughing.
Conservative Ken commented:
I hear Dueling Banjos in his future…Just sayin
LL commented:
If Lowell Turpin looks like that, one can only speculate what the love of his life looks like.
No doubt they live in a trailer on a flood plain.
SturJen commented:
No, go see the picture of this guy:
Click Here. May not be suitable for Small Children
Now don’t you feel better about yourself? You don’t look like *that* guy!
SturJen commented:
Aw darn, you beat me to it, Jim! But still…we all feel better about ourselves, don’t we?
kato commented:
It seems impossible to believe that she could even consider leaving her boyfriend for Romney. I mean, Romney goes to Europe and makes all those gaffes. And he doesn’t drink. Who could possibly love that?
Redwine commented:
#10 August 1, 2012 at 10:15 pm
kato commented:
It seems impossible to believe that she could even consider leaving her boyfriend for Romney. I mean, Romney goes to Europe and makes all those gaffes. And he doesn’t drink. Who could possibly love that?
Not to mention his magic undergarments.
bigkahuna commented:
If Obama had a son…he would look like his white half.
Surely an Obama wannabe
Practical Jane commented:
I have to know – what does the girlfriend look like?
Stonedome commented:
Lowell is in need of some Turpin time…
Estragon commented:
Hulk jealous – Hulk MAD!
kato commented:
I once made the same mistake. I thought my gal Marilyn was getting it on with John F. Kennedy.
Thomas Pasenelli commented:
Hopefully he is of No Political Persuasion..Our Country does not need another voting knucklehead!
James commented:
Have the libs blamed Sarah Palin yet.
Buffalobob commented:
obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. yum.
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