Oopsie! Obama Tells Supporters to Get Medical Assistance From “Paralegals”

More than 20 people fainted at a hot Obama campaign rally tonight in Roanoke, Virginia.

Feeling their pain Barack Obama told his supporters to get medical assistance from the “paralegals” in the audience.

It’s a good thing his last name isn’t Bush.

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  • 66chevelle

    Hmmm….Barkah must have lawyers on his mind right now…for some reason.

    And this fainting crap just ain’t right. At all.

  • American Woman

    Isn’t he smart? It’s what the media told us he was.

    He is a Harvard graduate after all, a graduate of a far-left bastion of Progressive ideology. Doesn’t that make him smart? The fascists that run our Orwellian media says it does.

    So what if he doesn’t know what words mean and needs a teleprompter to say hello. The Progressives want to destroy America and they are betting he is just the man to do it.

    He has turned the Middle East over to the Muslim Brotherhood, because they have promised to destroy America and he shares their dream. He looks forward to four more years just to make it happen.

  • donh

    It is the power of the Devil…….Like the exorcisms seen in Africa….> http://youtu.be/vFUYx_fF320 The Shadow of DEATH is upon Obama ..The Stench of rotting corpses will follow him EVERYWHERE… Look at how the heat wave that struck America ….knocking out power in DC …..on the very day his death panels were ruled law of the land…. has now turned into a full fledges drough killing off crops. These are the days of Jeremiah.

  • Practical Jane

    He’s such an idiot.

  • Vethusbandfather

    It’s because he know’s you’ll need a lawyer to get any treatment once the Obamacare bureaucracy takes over health care.

  • AzCon

    Obama’s first name should be Richard! But he should be known buy his nickname. Dick!!!!!!

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  • jmeyer

    “It’s a good thing his last name isn’t Bush.”

    …or Quayle

  • Mad Hatter

    I think Obama had Obamacare on his mind and it was a Freudian slip. He’s practicing telling Americans to get legal advice when they get thrown in jail for not paying the Obamatax.

  • valerie

    OT – Juan Williams hosted The O’Reilly Factor tonight.

    I think he’s having fun.

  • Milwaukee

    When 0bama was pushing health care destruction, he called for preventative care. You know, see a physician during office hours so when the kid has an asthma attack and needs a breathalyzer, you don’t need to go to the emergency room. Or an inhalator. While the online dictionary, (that’s a stretch, y’know, using the dictionary) inhalator is an alternative to inhaler. What a maroon.

  • Video Savant

    Paralegals…apparently they know where the breathalyzers are kept.

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  • MrGoodWench

    Can I call the paramedics to file a law suit now ?

  • Limousine Barry

    If you are going to faint because of my idiotic speech Get Medical Assistance from Paralegals!

    There are Paralegals in all 57 states! So, don’t fear coming to one of my crappy speeches!

    In fact, these Paralegals can guide you to a good lawyer and they you can sue me and crappy campaign for millions of dollars in damages. My donor are dolts and will not mind ponying up more cash for lawsuits… as long as you vote for me!

    Remember, if you are feeling Wobbly about my job killing policies then see the nearest Paralegal. But, this is important! Send $30.00 to me before midnight!

    My Enormous bus is overheating and the air conditioning units are falling off the roof. But, David Axelrod has a new scam to inflict upon my dwindling donors. It’s the Red Barn scam. I can’t go into details at this time. My campaign may suck but once I bankrupt America it will suck worse! Good day.

  • Buffalobob

    The mostest brilliant bulb in in the tulip patch.

  • billntwrk


  • MrGoodWench

    billntwrk commented:

    A Corpseman will be better than Cousin Pookie though, atleast he won’t get all wee-weed up !

  • CoonDawg

    As a trained paralegal, I resent this ….

  • our SCOAMF wouldn’t be the smartest man in the room if he was standing in a porta-pottie.

  • Maybe the paralegals can give them breath-a-lizers so they don’t become corpsemen?

  • mcc

    How about another “Oopsie” —

    Outsourcing?! Barry! Say it ain’t so!

    U.S. Olympic Uniforms: Made in China by Democratic Donor’s company

    Lawmakers were livid to discover that the United States’ Olympic team uniforms were made in China.
    The company who designed the uniforms, Ralph Lauren, has received less scrutiny. Few outlets have noted that Ralph Lauren himself is a prominent contributor to President Obama and the Democratic Party.


  • shibumi

    Is he retarded? Seriously. That would explain why we can’t see his transcripts.

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  • Liz

    Blame it on the teleprompter.

  • Liz

    Little intelligence gaps left over from CHOOMING

  • kathteach

    Personally – I believe the Obama campaign has hired actors to “faint” at the presence of the One from way back in 2008.

    Axelrod – or as I call him – the American Rasputin – certainly knows how to promote the “charismatic” leader image – to be sure.

  • I’m not a racist; I don’t like Biden or Pelosi either

    anyone taking bets as to whether this one will make it onto comedy central or the late night circuit? yeah, right.

    Butt of jokes tally:
    Bush – 6,527
    Palin – 4,976
    Obeyme – 0

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  • V Ross

    Wow… children with asthma getting “breathalyzers”.. navy “corpsemen”.. and now getting medical help from Paralegals. And this is the genius to is gonna save our healthcare system? Wow.. I just can’t wait to get sick.

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  • Must be the cocaine talking, because really, no one could be this stupid….

    I take that back, Joe Biden is still out there….WAAAAYYYYY out there…..

  • ant

    It’s understandable. His Obamacare is more about lawyers and IRS agents then it is healthcare. Ironic, though, for someone who has trouble not breaking the law everyday he wakes up (at 10:30).

  • bg
  • bg


    in my bestest Limousine Barry flattery..

    it’s working!!

    i found my escape hatch..

    if i can convince them i was too smart not to get
    elected, i can prove i’m too dumb to be reelected..

    then it’s home boy for me, i’m free, free at last!! /s/


  • Kissmygrits

    Who goes to an outdoor rally in this heat? If they had to give up their forks at the door, no wonder they fainted. They couldn’t tell when they were done.

  • snap boy

    Because with thousands of pages of regulations in Obamacare, you need a lawyer to access healthcare.

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  • DomesticGoddess

    And the brainless zombies nod in agreement.

  • dwd

    Seriously, someone with the time and motivation, gather up ALL of these Obama screw ups into a nice video. The 57 states, the para-legals, the Marine Corpse-man, all his stuttering and stammering, the video clip of him tripping and falling walking onto stage, ALL OF IT… back to back to back. They want to make Bush out as a dumb moron, show them their divine one in all his screw-up glory.

  • I think the paralegals will become the new medics once Obamacare gets into full swing. We certainly will have to enlist anyone we can as the real doctors are moving out of the profession.

  • Sefton

    Paralegals… corpseman… what’s the difference?

  • Francesca

    Sometimes, I truly believe that English is not his first language.

  • AuntieMadder

    “It’s a good thing his last name isn’t Bush.”

    No doubt. Whenever GW Bush misspoke or, more often, mispronounced a word (Texans tend to do that, ya’ know), the clips played in rotation for days following on all the major tv and cable news outlets. Kenya Boy does it and it goes completely unnoticed except for the blogs (like this one).

  • AuntieMadder

    @ #32: You were right the first time: No one can be that stupid. Kenya Boy’s on drugs and Biden has wet brain.

  • obama’s racists

    Who who who would vote for this dumb arse??? Sent American plane to be built to Brazil..outsources our NASA to RUssia, our mile and diary to Puru, raised grain on our farmers, stopped oil production, shutting down ALL our coal mines and sending our COAL to China–
    on & on———————makes me sick!

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