Oopsie! Obama Tells Supporters to Get Medical Assistance From “Paralegals”

More than 20 people fainted at a hot Obama campaign rally tonight in Roanoke, Virginia.

Feeling their pain Barack Obama told his supporters to get medical assistance from the “paralegals” in the audience.

It’s a good thing his last name isn’t Bush.

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