Hallelujah! Praise Be Obama!… Sea Levels Drop

Truly, he is The One…
The liberal savior promised to halt the rise of the oceans.

At least he kept that one promise.
Sea levels dropped last year.
NASA reported via Free Republic:

Like mercury in a thermometer, ocean waters expand as they warm. This, along with melting glaciers and ice sheets in Greenland and Antarctica, drives sea levels higher over the long term. For the past 18 years, the U.S./French Jason-1, Jason-2 and Topex/Poseidon spacecraft have been monitoring the gradual rise of the world’s ocean in response to global warming.

While the rise of the global ocean has been remarkably steady for most of this time, every once in a while, sea level rise hits a speed bump. This past year, it’s been more like a pothole: between last summer and this one, global sea level actually fell by about a quarter of an inch, or half a centimeter.

Of course, this had nothing to do with global warming… or Barack Obama.

And he still hasn’t paid for Peggy’s gas.

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  • MrGoodWench

    So the convinient truth is what now ?
    I can’t keep up


    What happened to al bore and all the glacier melting that would raise the levels…god damn…odumb$hit must be like fukken moses and can part the red seas…. NOT mooslime POS

  • Remco Kimber

    And it was done WITHOUT Cap-and-Trade. How that happen?

    Global Warming, Climate Change; it’s all a pretext, done to give greater powers to government to control more and more of our lives. The left will use any pretext to accomplish THAT overriding goal.

    Stalin remains for them a demi-god.

  • Valerie

    “Of course, this had nothing to do with global warming… or Barack Obama.”

    That line is SO OBVIOUS, but you really needed to include it, for the sake of our transient mopes and sock puppets.

  • Adirondack Patriot

    Without Cap and Trade? Impossible.

  • aprilnovember811


  • wanumba

    More ice = less liquid water

  • Blackbird

    That can’t possibly be right, CO2 levels have risen and their models all say sea levels must, absolutely *must* also rise. Everyone knows their computer models can’t possibly be wrong. It must be part of the vast right wing conspiracy suppressing the rise of the seas, everyone come look, see how the Republicans are oppressing the oceans! We have to set the oceans free so they can raise as nature intended! Death to the ocean oppressing pigs! Death to….. wait, what are we protesting again?

    /sarc off

    On a more serious note there appears to have been zero net loss of the Himalayan glaciers over the last decade, which also oddly doesn’t seem to fit their models based on rising CO2 levels.


    And you know if the liberal rag Guardian is admitting to it there is no possible way to spin it.

    For those more science oriented types, we are still waiting, and waiting, and waiting for the missing link of rising atmospheric water vapor levels to even link CO2 levels and temperature together; and no, the very dregs of the bottom of the unrealistically large margin of error does not science make.

  • SpideyTerry

    Makes sense to me. All that hot air he spouts caused the water to evaporate.

  • bg


    The Scientific Case Against Atheism

    [Einstein, a far greater scientist than Hawking, Dawkins, and Hitchens will ever be, believed, because of science, in the existence of God behind the origin and order of the universe. Einstein didn’t believe in a personal God like Christians do, but he did believe science pointed to the existence of an all powerful and intelligent Creator! Einstein, the greatest scientist since Isaac Newton (who also believed in God and was a devoted Christian), was no atheist! All of the founders of modern science were believers in God, including the Catholic monk, Gregor Mendel, the Father of the Science of Genetics!


    Scientific counter- arguments and facts from creationists concerning fossils, genetics, geology, etc. aren’t presented to students. Presenting these arguments alongside of evolutionary theory will help strengthen critical thinking among students.

    There is no real violation of church/state separation in teaching both because no one is being forced to believe in God’s existence or any religion. Taxpayers on the both sides of the issue pay for public education. It is only fair that scientific arguments and evidence of both sides be presented, at the very least in public school textbooks. The issue is important because it affects people’s lives, their values, philosophy, and worldview.]

    there is a God, and we are the people, Amen..


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  • squeaky
  • It will be fun-watching the media and gobal warming crowd trying to spin-this………………alot men have become super-rich from this ‘global warming’ scam……………ask Big-Ali Gore……….just sayin

  • Mad Hatter

    I remember this speech. The way he was getting the crowd in a frenzy, it reminded me of a cult leader preparing his followers to line up for the kool-aid.

  • Toddski

    Good , now someone should throw him in the ocean !

  • Peggy R

    Hey the Mississippi has been very low this winter at the JB bridge.

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  • xiphos

    Teddie Kennedy ain’t dippin his toes no more. Could also explain, no ring around the tub, so to speak. Now just get the Goreacle of his barge (tides out) and everyone can go claming.

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  • xiphos

    Now just get the Goreacle out of his barge (tides out) and everyone can go claming.