Dreaded Iranian She-Ninjas Insist They Are Athletes Not Killer Assassins (Video)

They’re ladies first – Ninjas second
There are now reportedly 3,500 black lady ninjas in Iran ready and willing to defend the evil regime.
MSNBC, CNN and Reuters reported on these female trained killers last week.

Today the leader of the Iranian ninja forces insisted that the black ninjas were athletes first and not assassins.
Iran Press TV reported:

Iranian female ninjas have rejected recent Western media report describing them as assassins, saying that they are training as regular athletes and martial artists, Press TV reports.

Last month, Press TV aired a report on about Iranian women training in Ninjutsu grabbed media attention worldwide.

Reuters News Agency put a different spin on the story in a separate report published on February 16.

The report claimed that the athletes are undercover assassins in the service of the Islamic Republic.

Founder of Ninjutsu in Iran Sensei Akbar Faraji condemned and rejected the misleading report.

“We are simply athletes interested in martial arts. That’s all. We really enjoy the sport and have grievances against those who portrayed us as something we’re not. I demand that they tell people the truth about us,” Faraji told Press TV.

Ninjutsu trainee Khatereh Jalilzadeh explained about being contacted by Reuters, “She asked me whether or not I would defend my homeland, should it be attacked by Israel or the US. I think it’s obvious that not only any Iranian would do so, but people no matter where in the world will defend their homeland,” she said.

#1 February 27, 2012 at 1:26 pm
FurryGuy commented:

Dreaded Iranian She-Ninjas Insist They Are Just Athletes Not Killer Assassins

And I’m the Queen of America.
#2 February 27, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Militant Conservative commented:

Glock, the original point and click interface.
#3 February 27, 2012 at 1:38 pm
Carol D'Auria commented:

Muslims. they so truthful.

Why wouldn’t we believe them on anything they might say?

They are quite honorable,
#4 February 27, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Taqiyyotomist commented:

Iranian She-ninjias??!

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Faster. An d F a s t e r, a n d . . . . .
#5 February 27, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Taqiyyotomist commented:

Good God Almighty.
#6 February 27, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Taqiyyotomist commented:

AOSHQ,

Eat your heat out.

Headline of the Year: Jim MF’ing Hoft
#7 February 27, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Taqiyyotomist commented:

Ahhhhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
#8 February 27, 2012 at 2:07 pm
Blacque Jacques Shellacque commented:

This is not a big deal. Even if these people were actually “ninjas”, they are unlikely to be fast enough to evade a bullet, let alone stop it.
#9 February 27, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Gary commented:

Yeah, silly.
That performance was completely choreographed.
And the whole thing is silly.
They’re still women with little muscle mass.
Most any man not in a wheelchair should be able to handle them.

And like Blacque said, they’ll perform pitifully against a bullet.

Hopefully their nuke progress is in a commensurate stage.
#10 February 27, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Gloria Allred commented:

BTW, did I tell you that Muslims suck to an extent that I’m unable to describe,
#11 February 27, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Patty commented:

“Don’t get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water.” – Bruce Lee (1940-1973)

http://dir.yahoo.com/thespark/4375/the-greatest-martial-artist-of-all-time/

When they become as great as this guy and Seal Team, then I will listen.
#12 February 27, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Fuquay Steve commented:

The work for Mitt – they drive his caddies.
#13 February 27, 2012 at 2:30 pm
democraps suck commented:

And if you believe that…I’ve got some waterfront property for sale in Afghanistan for you too
#15 February 27, 2012 at 2:35 pm
Patty commented:

OT

President Obama’s vacation cost is the buzz in Oahu

With President Obama and his family headed to Hawaii for a long vacation, the Hawaii Reporter takes a look at the cost to taxpayers and concludes this year’s trip is more expensive that previous trips:

[T]he advanced trip and the cost that comes with it – as much as $100,000 (flight and security) – adds to an already expensive vacation for the taxpayers.

Hawaii Reporter research shows the total cost for the President’s visit for taxpayers far exceeded $1.5 million in 2010 – but is even more costly this year because he extended his vacation by three days and the cost for Air Force One travel has jumped since last assessed in 2000. In addition, Hawaii Reporter was able to obtain more specifics about the executive expenditures.

The total cost (based on what is known) for the 17-day vacation roundtrip vacation to Hawaii for the President, his family and staff has climbed to more than $4 million.

Blogger Keith Koffler calculated that First Lady Michelle Obama’s decision to leave a few days early without her husband will cost more than $100,000 — a charge that the White House would not address directly in Friday’s daily press briefing.

“I wanted to ask, isn’t it quite an extravagance — four people to go in two jets to Hawaii — particularly given the state of the economy, the state of the budget, and also given the directive that was just put out about limiting air travel by the administration?” one reporter asked Press Secretary Jay Carney.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2011/12/president-obamas-vacation-cost-is-the-buzz-in-oahu-107885.html
#16 February 27, 2012 at 2:40 pm
bg commented:

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our electronic gaming generation will
<3 the real life action.. /serious sarc/

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#17 February 27, 2012 at 2:43 pm
Cutlers Bad Thumb commented:

Still have not seen a ninja that can stop a bullish.
#18 February 27, 2012 at 2:48 pm
bg commented:

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Patty #15 February 27, 2012 at 2:35 pm

someone needs to do a BHO – JN ‘You
couldn’t handle the Sacrifice’ parody..

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#20 February 27, 2012 at 3:08 pm
FurryGuy commented:

#2 February 27, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Militant Conservative commented:

Glock, the original point and click interface.

Bersa 9mm for me, Glock is more than a bit pricey for me and my budget, but I do agree with the main thrust of your point.
#21 February 27, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Matt commented:

Lol you conservatives bragging about your guns. I bet you couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with a shotgun. Raise your hand teabaggers if you’ve blown your own toe off .
#22 February 27, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Moemoe commented:

Nothing more then exercise class. The first time any of them use it on a man for any reason will mean the end to it nationally, the end is a stone throw away.
#23 February 27, 2012 at 3:20 pm
wanumba commented:

Sounds like the ladies are A LOT more honest than the media and Reuters especially . .. note how Reuters is aggressively pushing the Afghan ‘outrage’ ?
#24 February 27, 2012 at 3:23 pm
MoreLiberty commented:

There is considerable amount of tension between the Iranian people and the theocratic government. We do nothing but unit those two if we attack them for suspected WMDs.
#25 February 27, 2012 at 3:24 pm
Marsh626 commented:

This isn’t ninjutsu. This is Hatsumi’s fake bujinkan. He basically just took traditional samurai martial arts, dressed his students up in ridiculous ninja costumes and called it ninjutsu.
#26 February 27, 2012 at 3:32 pm
FurryGuy commented:

#21 February 27, 2012 at 3:12 pm
brainless idiot bloviated:

I wasn’t bragging, and I have never shot my toe off as you so gleefully desire. I’ve stopped a loony leftist moron like you from killing someone because I know how to properly use a firearm. You’d probably have peed yourself. You are such a tool and troll that can never stay on topic even remotely. You get a woody watching the Iranian she-ninjas?
#27 February 27, 2012 at 3:47 pm
Matt commented:

What did I think of the coreographed ninjutsu? Lame none story. So you admit to murdering a leftist? If true=criminal, although its probably false so ya. I doubt you know how to shoot anything but cans in your backyard. Don’t all you conservatives go thinking your the best shots now, if your revolution ever comes I’m gonna have some fun.

Cause my powder is dr as a motherf*****.
#28 February 27, 2012 at 3:48 pm
Sasja commented:

Matty boy would not only wet himself, he would cower in a corner, or hide behind some woman, should he encounter someone with a weapon.

I, and my siblings, were lucky. Our father taught us the proper use and care of firearms. I was 4-years-old when he first put a rifle in my hands. We had a gun club when I was in high school. No one was ever assaulted, nor threatened, by anyone inside or outside the club.

So, Matty boy, I know how to use a gun, although I prefer my two 145 lb, trained-to-kill shepherds to protect me from any potential intruders. If needed, I have fire power.
#29 February 27, 2012 at 3:50 pm
squeaky commented:

hmmmm? a supposed deal that seems to fit in nicely with a U.S. finding.
[..one fact is often overlooked: U.S. intelligence agencies don't believe Iran is actively trying to build an atomic bomb.]
http://articles.latimes.com/2012/feb/23/world/la-fg-iran-intel-20120224
[The agreement calls for the United States to acknowledge that Iran is not pursuing nuclear weapons, and for Iran to hand over its highly enriched uranium, which is necessary for nuclear weaponization..]
http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/27/obama-iran-in-secret-nuclear-deal/
http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/white-house-blames-bush-afghanistan-turmoil/397186
#30 February 27, 2012 at 3:50 pm
Adi commented:

Must be as brave as their colleague, who couldn’t flee Thailand fast enough:

http://www.nationmultimedia.com/national/Female-suspect-in-bombing-case-already-back-in-Ira-30176034.html

Dreaded Iranian she-ninjas my bottom.
#31 February 27, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Another Jarhead commented:

Keep on dreaming your leftist lunacy Matt. You won’t last long if you and your kind get the revolution that you are pushing so hard for. I don’t know any conservatives wishing for that.

Oh, and video game shooting doesn’t count in the real world.
#32 February 27, 2012 at 4:42 pm
bg commented:

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squeaky #29 February 27, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Aimed at co-opting Americas foreign policy in the Middle East, a
network including well-known American diplomats, congressional
representatives, figures from academia and the think tank world –
with ties to the clerical regime in Tehran – is directing the Obama
Administration’s policy towards the Islamic Republic of Iran and
the Middle East.”

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#33 February 27, 2012 at 4:53 pm
bg commented:

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Judicial Activism: Boiling the Frog 6/26/05

[Last Thursday, in the already notorious decision Kelo et al v. City of New London, the Supreme Court ruled that the phrase “public use” means whatever local government officials say it means. For practical purposes, there is no longer any such thing as private property - each of us is enfeoffed to the federal government, and we retain our holdings at the whim of our liege lord. Next you can expect that a local bureaucrat will exercise his droit de seigneur with your wife.]

Marxism: The Boiling Frog Syndrome 8/11/01

[In other words, if people become acclimated to some policy or state of affairs over a sufficient period of time, they come to accept the policy or state of affairs as normal. It struck me that we have on our hands a principle that can be generalized beyond explaining the acceptance of the slow devaluing of our currency. The Boiling Frog Syndrome explains how the American public has come to accept breaches of Constitutional government that would have provoked armed resistance a hundred years ago. The public has grown accustomed to these breaches, and to the federal government conducting myriad activities that are nowhere authorized by the Constitution and accepts them as normal.]

Islamism: Boiling The Infidel Frog (~ 7th century)

[Islam is not a religion nor is it a cult. It is a complete system. [...] Islam has religious, legal, political, economic and military components. The religious component is a beard for all the other components. [...] Islamization occurs when there are sufficient Muslims in a country to agitate for their so-called ‘religious rights.’ [...] When politically correct and culturally diverse societies agree to ‘the reasonable’ Muslim demands for their ‘religious rights,’ they also get the other components under the table. Here’s how it works ( percentages source CIA: The World Fact Book (2007) ). [...] As long as the Muslim population remains around 1% of any given country they will be regarded as a peace-loving minority and not as a threat to anyone. In fact, they may be featured in articles and films, stereotyped for their colorful uniqueness: [...] At 2% and 3% they begin to proselytize from other ethnic minorities and disaffected groups with major recruiting from the jails and among street gangs: [...] From 5% on they exercise an inordinate influence in proportion to their percentage of the population. [...] They will push for the introduction of halal (clean by Islamic standards) food, thereby securing food preparation jobs for Muslims. They will increase pressure on supermarket chains to feature it on their shelves — along with threats for failure to comply. ( United States ). [...] At this point, they will work to get the ruling government to allow them to rule themselves under Sharia, the Islamic Law. The ultimate goal of Islam is not to convert the world but to establish Sharia law over the entire world. [...] When Muslims reach 10% of the population, they will increase lawlessness as a means of complaint about their conditions ( Paris- car- burnings ). Any non-Muslim action that offends Islam will result in uprisings and threats ( Amsterdam – Mohammed cartoons ). [...] After reaching 20% expect hair-trigger rioting, jihad militia formations, sporadic killings and church and synagogue burning: [...] At 40% you will find widespread massacres, chronic terror attacks and ongoing militia warfare: [...] From 60% you may expect unfettered persecution of non-believers and other religions, sporadic ethnic cleansing ( genocide ), use of Sharia Law as a weapon and Jizya, the tax placed on infidels: [...] After 80% expect State run ethnic cleansing and genocide: [...] 100% will usher in the peace of ‘Dar-es-Salaam’ — the Islamic House of Peace — there’s supposed to be peace because everybody is a Muslim: [...] Of course, that’s not the case. To satisfy their blood lust, Muslims then start killing each other for a variety of reasons. [...] ‘Before I was nine I had learned the basic canon of Arab life. It was me against my brother; me and my brother against our father; my family against my cousins and the clan; the clan against the tribe; and the tribe against the world and all of us against the infidel. – Leon Uris, ‘The Haj’ [...] It is good to remember that in many, many countries, such as France, the Muslim populations are centered around ghettos based on their ethnicity. Muslims do not integrate into the community at large. Therefore, they exercise more power than their national average would indicate.]

Obamaism: “Social Justice” IslaMarxist [scroll down for more, ie:]

[.. In a magisterial study of the rise and decline of political Islam, Keppel
maintains that Islamist movements have never gained sufficient support
to produce a sustainable alternative to democracy. He argues
compellingly that the failed Khomeinist revolution in Iran gained much
early support from western-educated Marxists "projecting the messianic
expectations of communists and Third World Peoples on to revolutionary
Shiism".]

newsflash: IT HAS NOW!!

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#34 February 27, 2012 at 5:09 pm
Joanne commented:

Bwhahahaha! Yah they can protect their country with a few kicks and punches. Maybe if one of those lovely muslim uglies tries to rape them, they might be able to get in an appropriate landing on a kick or two, but otherwise, bwhahahahaha.
#35 February 27, 2012 at 5:16 pm
wanumba commented:

Now don’t do no ninja-in’ no one that don’t need ninja-in’.

They do a MUCH better job than Xena, warrior princess, and they aren’t bothering everyone with greenpeace posturing.
#36 February 27, 2012 at 5:54 pm
lynched1 commented:

They don’t look bullet proof to me.
#38 February 27, 2012 at 6:58 pm
Notmohamad commented:

Bring the whoresbto e
#39 February 27, 2012 at 7:39 pm
usamopatriot commented:

#31
Great comment!
#40 February 28, 2012 at 12:10 pm
Interesting commented:

Are we overlooking the REAL issue here? Or laughing it off as inconsequential in assessing what could be a potential enemy threat?

I mean, this is, according to the video, commando training from Japan in “what’s known to the world as the deadliest martial art” which uses bows, swords and the “iconic” weapon of the Ninja – deadly shuriken – little projectiles which can be thrown like multifaceted darts and can kill. They are deadly weapons and they note that you have to train for two years before using them. They state in the video also that there are 24,000 official total members of this elite ninja discipline, and they show here only a few of the 3500 of them who are females. By my calculations that leaves 20,500 – that is over TWENTY THOUSAND of these who are MALES.. and that is something to think about, not these females with their milder form of the discipline. These Ninjas have been practicing since 1989 – well over twenty years worth of experience and training in this commando warfare. Note we are not treated to seeing how the MALES all perform and if they look as ineffectual as the females as they throw the killer “shuriken” – though some attack and grab with rope-like weapons with men is shown. Indeed, when the instructor uses the shuriken in the video, it does not look weak and ineffectual, and he mentions it is deadly, like snake poison. In guerrilla warfare, it is important to know how many of the enemy you may be facing.. it is an important statistic to note – more for the males than these females who look more like acrobats than deadly assassins, but nevertheless can be deadly in the right circumstances.

Now, what about the scenario of taking a few thousand of these trained commandos and their deadly weapons and have them coming over the porous border with Mexico once Iran decides to do a “pre-emptive strike”?? Maybe then this might be seen in a slightly different light? Remember, Iran has been claiming that they will hit the US homeland.

Iran threatens pre-emptive action amid nuclear tensions
‘If we feel our enemies want to endanger Iran’s national interests, and want to decide to do that, we will act without waiting for their actions’
NBC News and news services
updated 2/21/2012 6:09:20 AM ET 2012-02-21T11:09:20
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46461790/ns/world_news-mideast_n_africa/

Intel chief: Al Qaeda hurting, Iran ‘more willing’ to launch attacks in U.S.
Published January 31, 2012
FoxNews.com

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/01/31/intel-chief-al-qaeda-core-hurting-but-iran-more-willing-to-launch-attacks-in-us/?test=latestnews

Exclusive: Israel Warns US Jews: Iran Could Strike Here
Iran Says Attack From Israel Would ‘Harm America’
By RICHARD ESPOSITO
Feb. 3, 2012

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/israel-warns-us-jews-iran-strike/story?id=15506257

Iran, perceiving threat from West, willing to attack on U.S. soil, U.S. intelligence report finds
By Greg Miller, Updated: Tuesday, January 31, 9:59 AM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/iran-is-prepared-to-launch-terrorist-attacks-in-us-intelligence-report-finds/2012/01/30/gIQACwGweQ_story.html