Democrat Announces in Press Release: “Even Jesus Soiled His Undies Every Now and Then”
Posted by Jim Hoft on Sunday, January 15, 2012, 4:05 PM
Rachel Pulaski sent this in:
We received a press release from what looked like one of our state reps, he did not use his usual legislative email. After reading the ridiculous press release, I came to the conclusion Rep. Garcia would never talk about “Jesus soiling his undies” in a formal press release. I called the police department and FBI to find out the laws in NM for impersonating an elected official. Come to find out, he wrote it. This is what I get for giving a Dem the benefit of the doubt. This state is a political circus.
Here’s part of Rep. Garcia’s press release:
According to Governor Susana Martinez’s staff, District Judge James Hall’s court ordered New Mexico House of Representatives redistricting plan is a victory for the Free World, Granma’s apple pie, and Twinkie’s. For the native Hispanic communities of southeastern New Mexico it is a nightmare in the awake stage, a return to Jim Crow 21 Century style, and where again Hispanics should be seen but not heard.
Shame on Judge Hall for erasing a half century civil and human rights battle that our Hispano people so valiantly fought to eliminate discrimination in voting and hiring, in equal access to public facilities, and in the instilling of human dignity by outlawing those demeaning and inhumane “No N*ggers, Dogs, or Mexicans Allowed” placards at our places of business.
Judge Hall’s court ordered House plan gives Republicans a 40% land base in a reconsolidated SE New Mexico, eastern Dona Ana, and Valencia County where native Hispano Democrats will have an extremely impossible time of winning. But keep in mind that Judge Hall created “competitive districts.” “Competitive districts” is a politically charged term for diffusing and eliminating Democratic Hispano voting strength.
But a Democratic Judge wouldn’t do that. Would he? Hey! Even Jesus Christ soiled his undies every now and then.…
…Judge Hall failed miserably on being equitable to the Hispano federally constituted seats in south eastern New Mexico. The U.S. Department of Justice should have never relinquished sighing off on our redistricting plans for the legislature. The Hall decision is a wakeup call for making federal oversight a much needed standard in our state
Where’s El Aquila Negra, The Cisco Kid, and The Lone Ranger & Tonto when we need them. For sure they were not in Judge Hall’s court room.
Su Mas Atento Servidor,
State Representative Miguel P Garcia, (D) Los Ranchos de Atrisco505 877-8131
1118 La Font Rd Sw
Albuquerque, NM 87105
Could you imagine getting something like this in the mail?
Oh, and yes, Miguel used the n-word in his press release.
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Johnny "Havard" Davis commented:
Shouldn’t this man be preaching in front of Wright’s congregation?
Sasja commented:
Aah, liberal demorats. The gift that keeps on giving.
Brett commented:
It’s bad enough the ideas in this release are moronic, but the spelling and grammar are also absolutely pathetic. “Extremely impossible”? Wow.
Kurt P commented:
A 60% majority isn’t enough for that Vato?
How many Republicans are in that 40% anyway?
jony101 commented:
they need to deport him back to Mexico. Thats why I never vote for minority politicians (and I’m a minority), they always pander to there own minority instead of everybody. Its how it is, and I dont like anyone who insults christians, if he was a real “hombre” he would insult the muslims. This will never be on any newspaper, definitely not on msnbc or cnn.
Rose commented:
It is the Culling Season. Rep Garcia is just making it plain which pasture he belongs in, and which pasture is NOT his home ground.
That is what we are all here for, after all. Time is short. Keep those definitive decisions coming.
Zilla commented:
What an near-illiterate ignorant lunatic! And there’s no apostrophe in Twinkies. Jackass.
StrangernFiction commented:
Ho hum, ‘rats are scum.
Patty commented:
Fire him, better yet the people should vote the maniacs out of office. It seems these days there is no intelligence and common sense.
When someone is disgusted and can’t get what the want they act out and disturbing comments keep whooshing out of their racist mouth.
Duke Chesnut commented:
He is just trying to outdo Rep Sheila Jackson Lee in the ‘Muy Loco’ contest.
S. Wolf commented:
It’s a cinch Mohammed soiled his undies and his environs all day long..
‘It looks more like the kind of ‘amusing’ poster a university student might have up on their wall.
But these explicit toiletry lessons have actually been posted on cubicle doors at Sydney’s Macquarie University after cleaners complained overseas students were not aware of Western WC procedures.
Just to make sure that those whose English might not be up to it, the diagrams make it clear on how to behave when nature calls.
The lessons include descriptions not to stand on the toilet seat or sit on the floor whilst answering a call of duty.
And there are explicit instructions for the ladies on how to dispose of personal effects – not down the bowl but in a waste bin.’
Loo goes there: Australian university doles out toilet-training lessons to immigrants with bathroom posters
By immigrants is meant Muslims.. who else was never potty trained or any other trained.. sigh.
Blacque Jacques Shellacque commented:
And he knows this, how?
COLO KID commented:
Yep, that’s the way to do it! Just let an activist judge set the boundaries of a legislative/congressional district to favor the socialists. This just happend to us here in Colorado where plainly Republican districts were gerrymandered—shattered to favor the socialists. Many other states are now set up to favor the socialists, too. It’s Obama or bust.
Adi commented:
“Where’s El Aquila Negra, The Cisco Kid, and The Lone Ranger & Tonto when we need them. For sure they were not in Judge Hall’s court room.”
No idea what his ramblings are about, but I find it interesting he invokes some gun-for-hire justiciars vigilantes to be present in a court of law with a judge who just happened to make a decision he disagrees.
Adi commented:
If Tonto were to be present in that court when the decision was made, would Rep. Garcia be a happier man today?
ER commented:
jaw-dropping
Scott M commented:
Is this guy’s first language English or Spanish? Nothing can be “extremely impossible”. It’s either impossible or it isn’t. Something can be “extremely difficult”, but not impossible. There are no degrees of impossible.
alsj commented:
How does a nation survive when voters are dumb enough to put something like this in office?
rathernot@cbs.tv commented:
Maybe the fact that he signs off his emails in Spanish could be a clue to him as to why this occurred in the first place?