More women drivers = Less virgins

A new report written by scholars of the Majlis al-Ifta’ al-A’ala, Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, said that allowing women to drive will result in less virgins and a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.
Fars News reported:
The shocking results of a so-called “scientific” report written by scholars of the Majlis al-Ifta’ al-A’ala, Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, in collaboration with a former King Fahd University professor said allowing Saudi women to drive would lead to a scarcity of virgins and cause more Saudis – both men and women – turn to homosexuality and pornography.
The report which was presented to the Shura Council, Saudi Arabia’s legislative body, soon after Shaima Jastaniya, a 34-year-old woman was sentenced to 10 lashes after being caught driving in Jeddah, warned of the dire consequences to Saudi Arabia of allowing women behind the wheel.
The so-called Wahhabite scholars, in their report, evaluated the possible impact of repealing the ban in Saudi Arabia, the only country in the world where women are not allowed behind the wheel.
The report was delivered to all the 150 members of the country’s legislative body.
According to the ridiculous account, allowing women to drive would “provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce”.
The scholars claimed that within ten years of lifting the ban, there would be “no more virgins” in the Wahhabite kingdom.
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Published May 23, 2012 at 4:57 am - 64 Comments
More Liberty commented:
“Saudi Religious Council: Allowing Women to Drive Will Lead to Scarcity of Virgins”
“Anti-Liberty Republicans: Allowing Gay Marriage Will…..”
Anti-individual liberty, regardless of who is pushing it is ridiculous. The government should not be involved in the business of marriage, just as the crazy Islamist religious council shouldn’t be involved with who drives a vehicle.
luckyone commented:
It will probably lead to Global Warming as well.
Granny commented:
It seems to me that allowing women to drive themselves would avoid results like these -
Saudi Sharia Court Sentences Gang Rape Victim To Be Whipped 100 Times After She Delivers Rape Baby For “Committing Adultery By Being Raped”
MAJ Mike commented:
Yup! I certainly worked that angle before I got married.
donh commented:
Yes just chain girls to their bed until Daddy finds a buyer willing to pay top dollar for virgin merchandise …>>> http://komincents.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/slave-islamic.jpg
Richard Aubrey commented:
That’s what they said in this country and it turned out to be more or less true. So these guys got one thing right.
#1AMERICAN commented:
those mooslimes are way fukked in the head
illiniguy commented:
We could export all of our excess 1976 AMC Pacers to them….no telling what driving one of those will lead too.
jainphx commented:
You see I told you it was suicide to give women the right to drive. I mean look what it has done to this country, and countries around the world, wait: What? you say it has nothing to do with it: never mind
RedBeard commented:
Oh, this is quite amazing, I tell you. The infinite wisdom of those 7th Century leaders is awesome! I had never given it much thought until now, but two things strike me: My wife is no longer a virgin, and she drives! Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
shrek commented:
Au contraire.
Virginity has been a fleeting thing ever since Eve bit into that kumquat, didn’t like it, then grabbed and ate the apple instead.
Then of course they started placing rear seats in automobiles and…. well that didn’t improve things a bit either.
Captain Chaos commented:
I think gangs of Muslim men ramdomly RAPING women might have something to do with women losing their virginities, rather than driving a Toyota.
DMartyr commented:
“scarcity of virgins”
That boils down Islam. They fear nothing more than losing virgins. They kill for virgins. They die for virgins. They enslave women to keep them virgins. They kill women who lose their virginity if anyone other than her husband takes it. They rape non-muslim women to preserve muslim virgins.
But it isn’t the virgins themselves islamists kill, die, enslave and rape for – it’s for the chance that they may be the one to take a woman’s virginity, either on earth or in paradise.
The entire cult is based on death and sexual satisfaction. Only in islam and in mental illness does the two merge.
DMartyr commented:
From the article:
I’m convinced. How can anyone dispute THAT scientific data?
What arrogant, chauvinistic pigs these scholars are.
Jimmer commented:
I wish they’d all stay virgins for about the next 100 years or so.
More Liberty commented:
Wow Jimmer. That’s pretty tolerant of you.
Gerry commented:
#14-Dmartyr,
I caught that also.
“All the women were looking at me,” ……Riiiiight!
“One made a gesture that made it clear she was available”…..That’s how it works in the world’s oldest profession and they have doing doing that slightly longer than cars have been around.
Go for it. Just don’t tell your goat.
Gandalf commented:
Obviously scientific thinking lost its virginity in Saudi Arabia. Come to think of it scientific thinking is lost in all moo slime venues. Moo slime believers are non-intellects stuck in the 7th century.
vityas commented:
And yet there are non-muslim Americans who think this is a more advanced culture than that of the west.
city boy commented:
Moochele obammer has a driver….is she a virgin?
Hangtown Bob commented:
Allowing Women to Drive Will Lead to Scarcity of Virgins
The solution is simple………. Just ban stick shifts!
Hangtown Bob commented:
After all…….. A four on the floor is more satisfying than some Mooselimb anyway!!
jorgen commented:
Sure, all these virgins will be luring men to the back seat of their cars.
shibumi commented:
Women do not have to drive in San Francisco, and, from what I can tell, that city is not over-run with virgins.
Conversely, they do seem to be filled with homosexuals, pron, etc.
Islamic logic makes my head hurt.
MikeP commented:
Is it any wonder why shariah law controlled Muslim countries such as Saudi Arabia, are commonly compared to stone-age barbarians? Women there are considered “property” and simply as “objects” to “control” and “enslave” and “use” for men’s own pleasure. Women are subjugated to a life of serfdom and slavery, being convinced by their male overlord counterparts that Islam’s Allah commands and demands it. Their logic is stranger than fiction. It’s basically incomprehensible. And these proclamations are coming from supposedly highly educated “scholars”?? Where, from Mickey Mouse Muslim University? I shudder to think how average folks in Saudi Arabia view the world.
This same type of barbaric mentality also permeates Pakistan. Only Pakistan has nukes. And as we know the Taliban and al-Qaeda are inching ever closer to getting their grubby hands on those very same nukes in Pakistan. And if they do, women drivers in Saudi Arabia will be the least of the worries the Middle East will have to deal with.
If Muslims really viewed the biblical account of a six-day creation of the world and that Adam and Eve were created in perfection in what the Koran labels as a beautiful garden; then they also must recognize that God created Eve from Adam’s “rib” which was from the side of Adam, which signifies “equality.” But for the last 1,400 years or so, Muslim men have hoodwinked Muslim women into accepting “slavery” and “servitude” as normal. When the truth is, men and women were created “equal” in the eyes of God and as such should both share equally in the privileges that currently only males in Islamic countries get to partake in. Such as driving a vehicle. And no doubt this is one of the main reasons why shariah compliant countries like Saudi Arabia are still considered “uncivilized” and even barbaric. They treat their women like door mats to be trampled on and denigrated. Plus their “goofy” rationality that makes absolutely no sense at all like these goofball so-called “scholars” from Mickey Mouse Muslim University, thinking up every excuse in the book to keep women in “bondage” and servitude to the male elitists who want to “control” them and every facet of their lives.
The predominate way Islam gets ‘converts’ to its religion is through “force” or coercion, with the threat of death to those who refuse to convert or pay the Jizya tax. That’s according to Muhammad by the way.
No one in his right mind would willingly convert to a religion of “hate” and “violence” and where women are viewed as the scum of the Earth. Unless of course they’re tricked through coercion and deception and lies. And if someone, after converting, wanted to renounce and leave Islam, you will automatically have a “death warrant” placed upon your head if you try and do so. They suck you in through force and/or coercion and/or deception, and then if you try to leave “the fold” you’re suddenly in Islam’s “cross-hairs” until they find you and kill you. Preferably by decapitation, but any death will do.
SJ commented:
Re: “vityas commented: And yet there are non-muslim Americans who think this is a more advanced culture than that of the west.”
Including Obumba.
Buffalobob commented:
“The shocking results of a so-called “scientific” report written by scholars of the Majlis al-Ifta’ al-A’ala, Saudi” Now finally I know why all of the prog women are skanks.
DMartyr commented:
1. Allowing muslim women to drive makes them prostitutes.
2. Allowing muslim women to drive makes muslim men gay.
Who says allah doesn’t have a GREAT sense of very dark humor? I love him!
tommy mc donnell commented:
well ladies this is coming to the united states courtesy of all those liberal politicans NOW supports. don’t forget vote for the women’s rights candidate.
Benson II commented:
I don’t know why their worried about a lack of virgins when they start with 8 year old girls. Plenty of years between 8 and the driving age, what ever that might be. These people are sick as is their heathen belief system called Islam. The way women are treated is quite simply slavery and that’s what they want for non-believers to. They should be referred to as slaver masters because that is what they are and although the men enslave the women they to are slaves to an ugliness there’s seldom an escape from.
chuck in st paul commented:
And they said marrying your cousins for generation after generation wouldn’t have any bad side effects. Who knew?
Earthmover commented:
Good thing NASA’s number one priority is to reach out to Muslims. What will happen
if a woman is allowed to drive a spacecraft?
Blacque Jacques Shellacque commented:
Saudi Religious Council: Allowing Women to Drive Will Lead to Scarcity of Virgins
What does this mean? Do the cars in Saudi Arabia have pop-up artificial stimulation devices built into the seats?
valerie commented:
I want to know what’s involved in that Saudi driving test.
Liz commented:
Rush had a good comment – it’s not the driving but the parking that leads to fewer virgins…..
greenfairie commented:
The Saudis apparently have never witnessed the terror machine known as a minivan driven by a soccer mom. Virginity would be the least of their worries should Saudi housewives get their hands on those babies.
Locutisprime commented:
Silly me. Here I was thinking that militant martyrdom was the driving force behind the shortage of virgins……
BigAlSouth commented:
Dang that Sharia Law just ROCKS!
Andreas K. commented:
Saudi-Arabia… isn’t that one of your “allies?” Hmmm…
Benson II, heathen? Try fascist, cause that’s what islam is. Fascist. All of it. There is no moderate islam, there is no radical islam, there is only islam. It’s a fascist ideology masquerading as religion.
Oh what shall we do with it, some say. Simple. Ban it.
Stuart commented:
Those Saudis are sure hung up on that virgin thing.
Achmed, a word of advice based on personal experience: The women with a little milage on them are a lot more, a whole lot more fun.
eaglewingz08 commented:
I seriously doubt driving will lead to a virgin shortage, after all the availability of goats and camels for Saudi men will no doubt increase.
http://www.australianautosportcommunity.com
Texas_Treeroach commented:
NEWS FLASH!!
After heavy deliberation on all of the important issues, Wahhabite scholars have modified their original statement by declaring that women are now allowed to drive cars without brakes.
bobdog commented:
And these people actually think that God wants them to rule the world…
Morons.
wolf commented:
GUESS ALL THOSE ARAB MEN WILL HAVE TO KILL THEMSELVES IN ORDER TO FIND A VIRGIN :IN HEAVEN.
PLEASE: GO AHEAD AND MAKE MY DAY.
theduchessofkitty commented:
“Saudi Religious Council: Allowing Women to Drive Will Lead to Scarcity of Virgins”
Perhaps, but Saudi women will most likely turn into Danica Patrick-look-alikes or far-flying swallows on wheels than ravenous whores…
Let’s be honest: what kind of woman worth her salt would want to live there? Or stay there?