Latest DNC Spin: We Need Jobs Bill Because Moms Are Late for Football Practice and Astronauts Need Groceries (Video)

This is bad. Even I’m embarrassed for them…
DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz says we needs the president’s latest stimulus because moms are late for football practice.

This follows yesterday’s plea from Democrat Jim McDermott (D-WA) that we need Obama’s jobs bill so that astronauts can get groceries… or something.

No wonder most Americans don’t think this latest stimulus will work either.

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  • HenryD

    What a warthog…god she’s ugly!

  • Mark

    Dimwit Debbie Schultz and Traitor Jim McDermott, the face, or butt of the Commiecrat Party. Absolute scum.

  • HadEnough

    Has this clown been smuggling heroin in has @ss again and the balloons keep breaking…….I told him to use better balloons next time……..

  • NeoKong

    Gee…I thought we were supposed to have already fixed all that stuff with the last stimulus.
    Where did all the money go….?

    As far as the “fair share” thing goes I will cough up some more money when all the sec.8, food stamp, welfare crowd starts paying their “fair share” for all the freebies they receive.

  • Neo

    We’re told by a source inside the Times that the paper is preparing a story arguing that Obama no longer finds joy in the political back-and-forth, has seemed increasingly listless to associates, and is generally exhibiting the litany of signs that late-night cable commercials will tell you add up to depression.

    Cue the “Leave Brittany Barack Alone” YouTube video.

  • DeeDee

    Everytime they talk about people paying their “fair share”, I only think about maybe all of Congress should have their tax returns published so we can see if they ARE paying their fair share.

  • StandUpChuck

    Coo-coo, coo-coo…

  • avery

    “Trumka” was Licking his Chop the other night wanting to get his paw on this Job bill money.

  • Patty

    Polls showing Republicans can beat Obama in the presidential elections and this is a last ditch effort to get another stimulus past, they are grasping at straws.


    absolute stupidity…see ya later demo-turds…let the flushing season begin

  • avery

    Trumka spend more time in the White House then Obama.

  • Kissmygrits

    To the Hon. James McDermott, sir, I would think our astronauts need a space ship before groceries. I will be glad to pay my fair share when Warren Buffet and Jeff Immelt does the same.

  • donh

    I am going to gain weight eating all these Little Debbie Nutty Bar Snacks…

  • patman

    Keep talking Debbie. Get on every news show you can.

    Kids late for football practice… Wow… National emergency at hand…

    We must pass this bill NOW. Think of the children…

    republicans hate little league football…

    This is awesome!!!

  • Bill Mitchell

    The fact the DNC chose a person as purely idiotic as DWS speaks volumes about their current state of being.

    Truly pathetic.

  • We pay “federal” gas taxes for the purpose of “roads” and “infrastructure” of the federal highways/bridges.
    We pay “state” and “local” gas taxes for our communities and state roads upkeep and repair.
    We pay state and local taxes for schools and upkeep.
    So, why do we have to give “stimulus” money to do what is already being done and financed? Quick fix, just don’t send the money to Washington, have them siphon off a huge portion, then supposedly give back a pittance of what was sent originally. Jay Nixon just loves that federal money in Missouri. If you can’t afford something, don’t buy it folks, pretty straight forward.

  • KornKing

    Didn’t “Bagdhad Debbie” tells us the economy already had turned around?

  • befuddled

    Lame duck President. Go sit in the corner with your golf clubs. We’ll call for you when the moving van arrives.

  • Finncrisp

    Nanny state personified. Nanny Wasserman-Schultz needs to keep us infoprmed, hourly if necessary. I wiould also like to report a lie. There is no jobs bill. It is more correctly named the MISERY & MALAISE PERPETUATION ACT.

  • dwd

    We don’t have a space shuttle program anymore (thanks Obama) so we can’t even get to the space station on our own anymore. The space station is about to be left completely unoccupied because Russia is delaying the next launch until after the people up there come back, so they can take new groceries up with them (groceries… seriously?!?!). Wouldn’t want those groceries to spoil up there while no one was there to eat them… what a waste of stimulus money that would be. And in 2020, after all the time, money, and effort put into building it and stocking it with groceries, the space station is going to be crashed into the ocean.

    The world won’t end if moms are late to football practice, and the economy isn’t going to roar back just because they get to football practice a couple minutes sooner.

    You have to do better than this, Dems.

  • uncivil & right

    Demented as Ahmadinejad.

  • patman

    This website alone will cripple American business productivity based solely on the facts that it is funny as hell and more addictive than crack!!!!/search/realtime/%23attackwatch

  • I bet if you go back and look at the votes in Congress , both Democrates and Republican each voted to end the Shuttle program !!!

  • rbosque

    Wow these people are fick’n nuts! Krugman talks about space aliens, this dumb cow talks about feeding astronauts (who make a good salary), NASA is reduced to a public relations firm for Muslims, and Algore thinks we’re melting ice caps when the opposite is true.

    Ha ha ha ha ha….! They’re crazy.

  • mg4us

    These RATs are delusional & disgusting

    We have a Liar-in-thief in the White House. . aided by phoney cronies. . Pelosi, Reid, Schumer, What’s-her-name Schultz, Blarney Frank, Baabaa Boxer of CA, Congressional Black Caucus. . .all disgusting. . add Tax-cheat treasury Sec Timmy Geitner and Dollar-bustin Ben Bernanke – fed Chair!

    Aided by Crony Capitalists like GE’s Jeff Immelt or Thuggy Goonions like Trumka and Hoffa

    Elections matter. . . There are consequences to who is elected and who Leads our Country

    They are selling out our country to Sorros and China. . and now Obama wants to go further in debt with his Stimulus II Jobs Bill after stealing the money from Stimulus I.

    They steal & spend like drunken thieves! Deflating the Dollar!
    Shudder when payback time arrives
    Here is but one possible scenario . . warning it is scary!

    At least the people of NY9 have awaken. . .Nov 10 was just a start!

  • Robert

    If everybody must pay their fair share, is it fair for some to pay nothing at all?

  • patman

    Last one:

    How late for football practice will the kids be when the hope and change traffic cones get out on the streets?

  • Debbie Sergeant Schultz is the greatest gift the Dems could ever give to to the Republican Party.

    Btw, looks like she was having trouble keeping those caterpillars glued to her eyelids.

  • befuddled

    We need to build high speed trains so moms won’t be late to their son’s football practice….You had me at football. If you had only mentioned a sandwich and beer, I would drop to the ground and propose.

  • jorgen

    They can’t be as stupid as they sound. I think they are on our side but of course can’t say that straight out!

  • Gimme a Break, I’m a Tea Party Hobbit

    You don’t have to be crazy to be a Democrat. Scratch that. Yes, you do.

  • Patty

    And it is the Economy and now, a Downgrade. These are also two of the major reasons that this administration will be thrown out on their ear.

    Priority day one Obama care, 500 million taken from meicare to pay for some of this
    From trying to close Gitmo
    Fast and furious
    Moratoriums on Oil
    Raid on Gibson guitar

    Foreign Polices

    Taking Nuclear silos out of Poland, giving Russia what THEY wanted
    Nothing in Iran when people there needed U.S. to acknowledge them.
    Military Cuts
    And yes, the border states wanting more troops and sent not enough

    Spending and stimulus haven’t work, Government needs to be there for our nation’s security.

    If jobs are to be created tax regulations, Permanently, should be at the lowest possible rate. Government needs to step out of the way. This is a new and extremely dire time in our Nation’s history and spending isn’t they way.

  • lizzy84

    I’m glad she’s on their side.

    Veronique de Rugy talks about oBama’s latest ‘infrastructure plan:”

  • StrangernFiction
  • Phat


    I’d still hit it.

    …McDermott that is, that Debbie chick is just nasty!

  • Sam Stone

    Looks like the Donkey asses party has really been dumbed down WAAAAAAY too far.

  • kansas

    We need jobs, not jobs bill. Along those lines as long as Scoamf McClusterfark is presentdent there will be no new jobs, and those with jobs better look out.

  • President Potemkin

    #32 September 14, 2011 at 10:42 am
    Patty commented:

    Taking Nuclear silos out of Poland, giving Russia what THEY wanted

    Even though this is off topic, I have to ask, what happened to the START II treaty that desparately needed signing by zero and the Senate? Did the Russians ever sign it? Where’s Diane Valencen berating the administration for not pressuring the Duma to ratify the treaty? I guess it’s not as important as we were lead to believe, right Diane?

  • Scott

    Not one more thin dime to finance the UAW, the SEIU, cash for clunkers, pigford II, Hamas in Gaza, section eight colonies, illegal alien healthcare, the EPA, etc. etc. etc…People are waking up to the fact that the Feds are spending 30% GDP with nothing to show for it

  • M. Miller

    I like to think it’s an opportunity for Mom to spend a little quality time with her son. At least she knows where he son is: He’s not hanging around some gangs; he’s not doing drugs (unless Mom passed her medicinal-use one-hitter to him because she’s had enough “quality time” already).

  • As I wrote to my Obama-worshiping Senator Bill Nelson, if politicians want to help the jobs picture, the best thing they could do is to stop helping, move out of the way, sit down, and shut up.

    But, of course, Dems aren’t pushing this jobs bill crapola in order to help; they’re doing it for the same reason they do everything else, to expand government and correspondingly increase their power.

  • Robert

    And Republicans don’t stay stupid things? Are you kidding?

  • Bill Mitchell

    I just got ahold of the Job Requirements Sheet for the Head of DNC position. First item on the list as follows:

    1. Must be able to spout pure unadulterated BS without batting an eye.

  • kato

    The far left had its first ascendancy in the 1960s. It infiltrated the Democratic Party, along with higher education and the media. (It had always been in the labor unions.)

    The far left got its first day of reckoning when a less-than-beloved Richard Nixon defeated George McGovern in the biggest landslide in presidential history.

    The far left is ascendant in politics again (It has completely taken over academia, something conservatives have not yet put in enough effort to reverse.), and it is again on the verge of being beaten back. Last year’s election was the prelude; next year should be the big blow.

    The left has been able to insinuate itself into power from time to time, but its arrogance and dishonesty rapidly become apparent. Ramming through ObamaCare on Christmas Eve night at a time when the black grifter was incessantly mouthing “transparency” is just one example of how these people operate. People tend to become revolted by their methods as much as by the failure of their policies (and leftism is 100-percent guaranteed failure).

    What is great is that millions of people now have audio/video recording capability in their pocket or purse, and the Internet provides an instant news outlet. The violence that we’ll likely see from blacks and unions over the next 13 months will be seen by millions within minutes, even if the mainstream media refuses to cover it. The last decade has demonstrated that the mainstream media no longer shape the public disocourse. Perhaps by the next presidential election, no one will even consider asking a dope like Wolf Blitzer to moderate a debate. Even though the tea-party movement may not see one of its own in the White House anytime soon, it is having its effect at this grassroots level, and that may be just enough to start turning things around.

  • squeaky

    from hot air pundit – this is a heart breaker. pots are for cooking.

  • CV1

    “Everybody should be for this.”

    Just like Obamacare, the stimulus, the jobs bill…

    Democrats just can’t understand why anyone would ever disagree with them.

  • Highlander

    Obunghole was in Columbus Ohio yesterday afternoon pitching his “jobs” plan (otherwise known as campaigning) and immediately afterwards, on the nightly news, they interviewed a “concerned citizen” who promptly threw out the race card. According to her, anyone who doesn’t support Obama and his crappy jobs plan is a RACIST. Liberal ignorance on parade last night, for all to see, in Columbus, Ohio.

  • Buffalobob

    Debbie Wasserman Schultz, dear lady, please pull that oil soaked hair out of your ears and listen up. Your progrs in the Democratic party as shills for every nutcase environmentalwacko cause, have sucked the oxygen out of the US economy. By the way being a prog, don’t you want people to stay home and save the planet. Put a hole in your aluminum hat so that you can once again you can listen to algore’s mantra.

  • Ron

    Good grief she is dumb. Ugly too. How much you wanna’ bet that’s not the nose she born with. Message to Debs and her fellow Dem intellectual powerhouses: Stuck on stupid is counterproductive.

  • Ron

    As an aside: Their all nucking futs.

  • Ipso Facto

    #44 kato

    That was a fabulous post! I encourage everyone to read it.

    We are indeed sleeping with respect to academeia. Those nuts are education all the kids so this point must be taken more seriously.

  • Bobman

    All this time I thought the Democrats were slowing our economy down by spending out of control, borrowing money like mad, printing fake money, passing Obamacare, propping up fake green jobs, strangling the energy sector, passing environmental regulations up one side and down the other, and generally creating an atmosphere that has brought about wide spread uncertainty in the business community.

    How foolish could I have possibly been? I now realize, as DWS said, that not having an efficient transportation, with bridges that need repairs, is in fact the problem.

    I feel so much better now knowing that all the things I thought were creating problems are nothing compared to the roads that need to be repaired.

    Whew, what a relief!

  • Peggy

    I’d take crowded roads as an indicator of a bustling community…sounds like a positive to me.

  • vityas

    Debbie Whatshername Schultz–a good reason to think twice about legalizing drugs.

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  • Hedgehog

    Dems are deranged.

  • Lightwave

    He’s done.

    You will see a primary challenge to Obama before the end of the year.

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