Top Indonesian Terrorist Umar Patek Captured in Pakistan

(Global Security)
Jemaah Islamiyah commander Umar Patek is one of the main suspects in the 2002 Bali bombings that left 202 people dead.
Chron.com reported:

Intelligence sources say top Indonesian terror suspect Umar Patek has been arrested in Pakistan.

Patek is one of the main suspects in the 2002 Bali bombings that left 202 people dead.

Two officials speaking on condition that they not be named said Patek was taken into custody in Pakistan on March 2.

By the way… Patek is 5′ 5″ and 130 pounds – wet.

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   #1 March 29, 2011 at 11:52 am

   bg commented:

   ++

   good on them.. however, i wish they’d catch
   the terrorists w/in our own government, gah!!

   ==

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   #2 March 29, 2011 at 11:52 am

   Larkin commented:

   Pokistan will be sure to slap his hand, then send him to A’stan where I’m sure his “skills” will come in handy against the Great Satan.

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   #3 March 29, 2011 at 12:04 pm

   patman commented:

   Eric Holder is on his way to meet him now…

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   #4 March 29, 2011 at 12:09 pm

   MamaGrizzly commented:

   But he looked like such a NICE young man . . . quiet, kept to himself . . .

5. 

   #5 March 29, 2011 at 12:16 pm

   Zipity commented:

   Pffffft…… Headline coming in 3,2,1……

   “Umar Patek UNEXPECTEDLY escapes from Pahkistan (obama pronunciation) custody, and disappears.”

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   #6 March 29, 2011 at 12:26 pm

   bg commented:

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   Zipity #5

   [check out the WH underground bus people base-ment, where he will
   be held and interrogated by the Caliph in Chief between golf games..]

   ==

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   #7 March 29, 2011 at 1:23 pm

   Marsh626 commented:

   Boil him alive in bacon grease.

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   #8 March 29, 2011 at 2:21 pm

   Dave in Houston commented:

   Water board him to find out what he knows, shove a ham sandwich in his mouth as a last meal and put him up against the wall. He will never bother anyone else again.

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   #9 March 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm

   southernsue commented:

   kill him. don’t waste anymore time on this pos, trying to kill our soldiers and anyone from the USA. kill him

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    #10 March 29, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    tommy mc donnell commented:

    in pakistan. how long before he escapes or is released.

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    #12 March 29, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    befuddled commented:

    According to the Justice Department web site, all water boarding has been replaced by spongy and soapy scrub downs.

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    #13 March 29, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    Mahdi Al-Dajjal commented:

    And when Umar Patek gets released from that hellhole Pakistani prison he’s being held in, his sphincter will have been stretched to a diameter of about 3-1/2 inches.

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    #14 March 29, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    Hedgehog commented:

    I wonder if the Pakies read him his Miranda rights? Better had, or his A.C.L.U. lawyer will go to the U.N. to have then indicted for crimes against humanity.

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    #15 March 29, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    John Fembup commented:

    I get the Dem strategy.

    See, it’s embarrassing when the Republicans repeat what Dems say because it makes the Dmes feel silly and then people laugh at them. No wonder they don’t like it.

    So their strategy is to repeat what the Republicans say, thinking that will make the Repubs looks silly.

    Erm no. Wait, maybe that’s not such a good strategy for the Dems . . .

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    #16 March 29, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    Joanne commented:

    One of those big Americans grown in Texas should sit on him until he talks.