Figures. Dems Urge Wisconsin Fleebaggers to Plan Conjugal Visits While Skipping Work

Unreal. They’re not worried about doing their job… they’re worried about sex.
Dems urged the Wisconsin fleebaggers to plan conjugal visits so they don’t freak out while skipping work.

Wisconsin state Sens. Jim Holperin, D-Conover (left) and Robert Jauch, D-Poplar (right), are chased to their car outside the Clock Tower Resort in Rockford, Ill., on Thursday. (Duluth News Tribune)

The Huffington Post reported:

As a group of Wisconsin Democrats camp outside their state in hopes of stalling an anti-public union bill, veterans of such high-stake showdowns see numerous challenges ahead. The media coverage will be suffocating; the urge to cut a deal will be compelling; the lack of sex will be, well, unsettling. Seriously.

“If you are going to be out more than two weeks call your spouse for conjugal visits,” explained Texas Democrat Leticia Van de Putte, who, back in 2003, was one of 11 state senators who fled to New Mexico in order to stall Republican redistricting plans. “After two weeks — and most of my colleagues are men — I said get their wives here and quick because you are under intense stress.”

She’s not joking. Among the many trying elements that come with a “quorum break,” the disruption to a lawmaker’s personal life ranks highest. In interviews with The Huffington Post, several legislators and a top staffer who went through the Texas saga called it, easily, the most exhausting of their careers.

#1 February 19, 2011 at 6:37 am
Ella commented:

What about their kids? Do they matter? Oh wait……
#2 February 19, 2011 at 6:38 am
mpw280 commented:

I would think it is a bit of preventative medicine. They don’t want their people to get caught skipping work and taking the comfort of some young thing while away from the wife and kids. It would look even worse, I know it is hard to imagine something looking worse then this already, if they threw skipping out on their duties with skipping out on their wives too. mpw
#3 February 19, 2011 at 6:39 am
uncivil & right commented:

Democraps are soooo sexy,just look at the above examples.

btw, doesn’t Van de Putte mean great big whore or some such?
#4 February 19, 2011 at 6:48 am
NC Cop commented:

You would think they get enough sex screwing the American people every day!
#5 February 19, 2011 at 6:49 am
PineKnot commented:

Poor things! Anyone who ever served in the Armed Forces of the US on deployment could tell them lack of sex is not a disabling disease.

Politicians, gotta love em, NOT!!
#6 February 19, 2011 at 6:55 am
Bill Fabrizio commented:

Hey guys, use your hand. You’ve been continually jerking us off so you should have no problem pulling your own pork!
#7 February 19, 2011 at 7:01 am
RedBeard commented:

Pathetic. Just pathetic.

Democrat legislator: “NOOO!!!! Please don’t make me do my job and go home to vote! I can’t afford to be seen as a spendthrift fool, and I don’t dare betray my lefty base of entitlement thugs, so I can’t win here!”

No sympathy whatever for those Democrat fools. They backed themselves into this corner. Too bad.
#8 February 19, 2011 at 7:01 am
akw commented:

Ah, here ya go, poor little Dems – a little “quickie” for ya…….

FvCK YOU!!
#9 February 19, 2011 at 7:06 am
LibertyAtStake commented:

This gives me an idea for a counter-quorom-break tactic. Send over some Hooters girls to stalk the poor fellas. No touching, of course.

d(^_^)b
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“Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive”
#10 February 19, 2011 at 7:06 am
Hedgehog commented:

These swine left Wisconsin for one reason. To allow time for the loony left to gather their forces, bus in some thugs, and get the compliant media cameras in place. They got their orders from “the Party”, and like dutiful party hacks, they obeyed. Now the high profile grifters will show up and take charge of the show. What this shows the world is that this is not about any legitimate grievance that the Wisconsin public school teachers might have. It is a way to project the appearance of chaos, and if the likes of Trumpka and Jesse the Grifter have their way, there will be some violence to really get things going. It shows just how cynically they will use people for their own ends.
#11 February 19, 2011 at 7:13 am
RedBeard commented:

Actually, having Jesse there making his usual rude noises will be a good thing. It will put a very negative face on the protesting. Aside from a small percentage of true believers, Jesse Jackson is not well liked across the fruited plain.

Same for that red-faced bellowing fathead Trumka; net negative for the protest, in the eyes of the majority.
#12 February 19, 2011 at 7:24 am
bobdog commented:

In the war of public opinion, the unions and the Democrats (same thing, I guess) have already lost the argument.

62% oppose the unions, including 42% of Democrats.

Can you hear it Liberals? That little voice telling you it’s time to move on?
#13 February 19, 2011 at 7:39 am
daryl commented:

Are we talking about state representatives or oversexed horndogs?
Must be all of that Viking blood in those cold, blue northern environs up there. Yeah, right.
But then; Hell, don’t they have each other? Isn’t that what the brokeback union mentality is all about. One on all and all on one. Wait, that ain’t right, but then what do I know about the “union brotherhood”?
#14 February 19, 2011 at 7:41 am
theBuckWheat commented:

“a top staffer who went through the Texas saga called it, easily, the most exhausting of their careers.”

And being deployed in Afghanistan for a year in the service of your country is what, exactly, by comparison?
#15 February 19, 2011 at 7:42 am
daryl commented:

And speaking of “conjugal”, I’ll bet ol’ Jesse had his latest squeeze with him. Like the credit card commercial says, “you shouldn’t leave home without it”, and you won’t be missin’ it.
#17 February 19, 2011 at 7:59 am
Bobbi commented:

Why don’t they just call up Larry Sinclair?
?
#18 February 19, 2011 at 8:03 am
Viv commented:

I’m sure Barry’s Organising For America can rustle up a few hookers for them. Looking at most of them they probably have to pay for it anyway.
#19 February 19, 2011 at 8:45 am
uncivil & right commented:

@13
#20 February 19, 2011 at 8:47 am
Jack Burton commented:

The bad news is that many schools were closed due to the teacher’s strike. The good news is that the students didn’t miss anything.
#22 February 19, 2011 at 9:18 am
navyvet commented:

if i were the govenor i would tell these yoyo’s to stay as long as you want, but this bill will be passed sooner or later, and if at all possible cut off their paychecks. and if you really wanted to get dirty find a good hacker and have all their credit cards canceled,
#23 February 19, 2011 at 9:19 am
StrangernFiction commented:

Well it could be worse, she could be worried Guam might tip over. But then maybe she is.
#24 February 19, 2011 at 9:25 am
Big L commented:

Gov said he was not going to pay the staff of the Democrat legislators that left town.
#25 February 19, 2011 at 9:29 am
Ella commented:

How about passing a law that requires a long form birth certificate for presidential candidates? Do they need a quorum for non-fiscal bills?
#26 February 19, 2011 at 9:40 am
SouthofReality commented:

Why do they have to screw their wives? They’re already busy screwing the taxpayers!
#27 February 19, 2011 at 9:42 am
melu commented:

I understand Nancy Pelosi will be joing these men for a week of R & R.
Those lucky guys will certainly get calmed down.
#28 February 19, 2011 at 11:07 am
mn8 commented:

Bunch of commies
#29 February 19, 2011 at 11:14 am
SSBN 627(B) commented:

There were plenty of times that I just did not want to go.

It was my JOB.

I swore an OATH!!!

WTF fire these slobs then put their fat white a$$es in jail…they’ll get more than enough sex there…
#32 February 19, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Mike In White Rock commented:

The only thing progressive about 95% of the Democrats is the dementia.