UN Delegates Start Off Junk Science Meeting With Prayer to Mayan Goddess

UN delegates praise Ixchel at start of junk science meeting.

Bless us, Oh Ixchel.

The Washington Post reported:

With United Nations climate negotiators facing an uphill battle to advance their goal of reducing emissions linked to global warming, it’s no surprise that the woman steering the talks appealed to a Mayan goddess Monday.

Christiana Figueres, executive secretary of the U.N. Framework Convention on Climate Change, invoked the ancient jaguar goddess Ixchel in her opening statement to delegates gathered in Cancun, Mexico, noting that Ixchel was not only goddess of the moon, but also “the goddess of reason, creativity and weaving. May she inspire you — because today, you are gathered in Cancun to weave together the elements of a solid response to climate change, using both reason and creativity as your tools.”

She called for “a balanced outcome” which would marry financial and emissions commitments from industrialized countries aimed at combating climate change with “the understanding of fairness that will guide long-term mitigation efforts.”

Didn’t global warming wipe out the Mayans the first time?
So how exactly is Ixchel supposed to help out now?

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  • Chisum

    Didn’t global warming wipe out the Mayans the first time?
    So how exactly is Ixchel supposed to help out this time?

    Oh. I don’t know. Maybe turn over California and the Southwest and I bet ole Ixchel will perk right up!

  • The Elector of Saxony

    Maybe your ancestors should have prayed for the intellectual capacity to invent the wheel, steel, and ocean-going vessels. Maybe then, they could have conquered Europe, instead of that whole survival of the fittest thing?

  • Andreas K.

    I’m offended. Zeus does not approve of such nonsense.

  • Joanne

    OT – see it is all part of Obama’s plans to have transport in the hands of the State.


    “6. Centralisation of the means of communication and transport in the hands of the State. Tom’s Hardware: “Bill Allows Obama Power to Shut Down Internet.” And “Advertisers on talk radio targeted by Congressional investigations.” And “In an exclusive interview with Rolling Stone Magazine, President Ob….””

  • daryl

    Had theMayans practiced a little koom baaa yaaa with the aztecs and incas istead of cutting out their hearts while they were still beating as sacrifice to old Ixchell they possibly could have together beat off the Spaniards.
    They would have still had those damn Yankees to contend with a couple of centuries later, though. Just the way the old decapitated heads roll though, I guess.

  • Lincolntf

    Where’s the respect for Separation of Church and Weather, people?!?!



    Will the Clinton State Department be including this as essential INTEL information?

    Did they get the DNA of Christiana Figueres yet?

    Have they started a psychological profile on the Mayan Goddess already?

    It still amazes, knowing the Obama Administration and the FED, have basically distributed Billions of US TAXPAYER Funds everywhere, and they still have absolutely no influence in the GLOBE – none. They cannot obtain a World Cup for the USA, nor can they use this “smart power” to get Ixchel to help with their GREAT GREEN Swindle.

    Maybe they can offer some sacrifice to another Mayan Goddess, so North Korea won’t sink another South Korean ship?

  • bg



    [This decidedly unscientific, even bizarre, view of the environment appears to be driving U.S. and U.N. environmental policies, including locking up or restricting development on huge areas of U.S. lands, and making it more expensive to produce or use our natural resources. Science, technology and industrial development are regarded as anathema to the followers of the Gaia philosophy.]

    Father Obama, Mother Gaia

    Leftists Want to Grant Legal ‘Rights’ to Mother Earth

    Eco-economic Warfare and the Planned
    Collapse of Western Civilization

    [At the UN, Strong would go on to become Director of the United Nations Environmental Programme (UNEP), Senior Advisor to UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan, and Chairman of the Earth Council. He would also become Chairman of the World Resources Institute, Co-Chairman of the Council of the World Economic Forum, and a member of Toyota’s International Advisory Board. Strong’s most influential role to date, however, has been as the Secretary-General of the 1992 UN Conference on Environment and Development (UNCED — aka the Earth Summit) in Rio de Janeiro. It was this conference that gave birth to the Earth Charter and Agenda 21, which would lay the groundwork for a completely managed global society run and managed under the auspices of the UN, under the guise of saving the environment.

    It is people such as Maurice Strong, Mikhail Gorbachev, Al Gore, and Ted Turner that are at the forefront of the UN’s environmental/depopulation agenda, at least at the visible/gofer level. The four are also members of, or have close connections to the Club of Rome. It is the Club of Rome that has been guiding the environmental movement since its creation at the Rockefellers’ estate in Bellagio, Italy in 1968. It’s aim is to reduce a large majority of the global population, as well as manufacture crisis through which the world can be “united” under a one world government, as was admitted in their 1991 publication, titled The First Global Revolution.]

    more here (scroll down for more) and elsewhere on the
    net (if not extracted by O’s black hole machine as yet)..


  • Raul Bosque

    The UN is praying to demonic deities. Why am I not surprised?

  • bg
  • Adirondack Patriot

    Maybe that could be the name of the next Government Motors car? The Ixchel.

  • bg


    re: #8 & #10

    1972 United Nations Conference on the Human Environment (Part 1)

    1972 United Nations Conference on the Human Environment (Part 2)

    Agenda 21

    Rothschilds & Rockefellers

    links @ link..

    [The British lawyer who last week called for introducing international laws through the United Nations which would make it a crime against humanity
    to question the reality of man-made global warming has close ties with the Club of Rome – the ultra elitist organization which openly bragged of how it invented the climate change scare as a means of manipulating the global population to accept world government.


    Who or what is the Club of Rome?

    The organization was founded in 1968 by global elite kingpin David Rockefeller and counts amongst its members some of the most influential power brokers on the planet, including current and former Heads of State, UN bureaucrats , high-level politicians and government officials, diplomats, scientists, economists, and business leaders from around the globe.

    The Club of Rome’s 1972 publication The Limits To Growth was a Malthusian blueprint on how the human population needed to be reduced in order to prevent an ecological collapse, which in itself was merely a disguised version of the abhorrent eugenicist ideas that were circulating in the early part of the 20th century and eventually died out with Hitler. The widely discredited population bomb paranoia of the 70′s and 80′s was gradually replaced by the climate change fearmongering that we see the organization pushing today, which again is merely another regurgitation of the eugenics-obsessed policies of the elite.

    Prominent members of the Club of Rome include Al Gore and Maurice Strong, both of whom are intimately involved with privately-owned carbon trading groups like the Chicago Climate Exchange, whose multi-million dollar profits are solely reliant on protecting the credibility of the man-made global warming thesis from skeptics who have challenged its legitimacy in light of the Climategate scandal.

    On page 75 of their 1990 publication entitled The First Global Revolution, the organization outlined how they would manufacture ecological scares in order to manipulate the public into accepting the imposition of a dictatorial world government run by them.

    “In searching for a common enemy against whom we can unite, we came up with the idea that pollution, the threat of global warming, water shortages, famine and the like would fit the bill…. All these dangers are caused by human intervention… The real enemy, then, is humanity itself,” states the report, which can be read in full at the end of this article.

    The passage appears under a subheadline entitled,
    “The common enemy of humanity is Man.”]


  • Joanne

    You can certainly see the falling away of those from Christ. The heathen are running the insane asylum, but no fear this all must come to pass before Christ returns.

    2 Thessalonians 2:1 King James

    2:1 Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him,

    2:2 That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.

    2:3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;


    It was the human sacrifice that sped up the demise of the Inca’s, good thing we aren’t doing that now….oh wait….we do…. it is called abortion on demand, our offering to the god of convienance.

  • Ginger

    So what would it take to get the UN out of our country? Bomb the place! Just kidding! That would save a lot of tax dollars. We need to get together and get loud and have them forced out of our country.

  • No Man

    It was garbled in transmission. It was, “Bless us, Obama!”

  • GrayRider

    My God, these global warming zealots are truly brain damaged. Now they’ve gone from the Twilight Zone to the Theater of the Absurd.

  • bg




  • Stosh2

    Bad peoples. Offend jaguar goddess. Must have human sacrifice.

    I nominate Chriatiana Figueres.

  • bg



    [“My hope is that this charter will
    be a kind of Ten Commandments”

    ~ Mikhail Gorbachev

    “The real goal of the Earth Charter is that it will
    in fact become like the Ten Commandments”

    ~ Michael Strong

    “We are moving toward a New World Order, the world
    of communism. We shall never turn off that road.”

    ~ Mikhail Gorbachev

    “The social experiment in China under Chairman Moa’s leadership
    is one of the most important and successful in human history.”

    ~ David Rockefeller]


    [Today, the responsibility, which used to be laid at
    the door of God, is fastened on the shoulders of man.

    evidently Obama & the powers that be believe the New
    World Order rests upon his messianic shoulders.. /s/

    a few more:

    “A total world population of 250-300 million people,
    a 95% decline from present levels, would be ideal.”

    ~ Ted Turner

    “In order to stabilize world population, we must eliminate 350,000
    people per day. It is a horrible thing to say, but it is just as bad not
    to say it.”

    ~ J. Cousteau, 1991 explorer and UNESCO courier

    “We must speak more clearly about sexuality, contraception, about abortion, about values that control population, because the ecological crisis, in short, is the population crisis. Cut the population by 90% and there aren’t enough people left to do a great
    deal of ecological damage.”

    ~ Mikhail Gorbachev

    “World population needs to be decreased by 50%”

    ~ Henry Kissinger

    “If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to
    earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.”

    ~ Prince Phillip

    “Childbearing should be a punishable crime against society, unless the parents hold a government license. All potential parents should be required to use contraceptive chemicals, the government issuing antidotes to citizens chosen for childbearing.”

    ~ David Brower, first Executive Director of the Sierra Club


  • bg


    re: #20

    “I am confident that we can create a Kingdom right here on Earth.”

    ‘We are God’s partners in matters of life and death’

    ‘my individual salvation is not gonna come about
    without a collective salvation for the country’ …

    btw, laugh & make jokes if you will, heck, i sure do.. but in all seriousness i
    tell you, the Elitist powers that be have not only had this planned for quite
    some time now, but we are well within the midst of the transition, hell=O??


  • Stuart

    Mayan civilization was likely wiped out by global cooling. There is significant evidence that Mayan civilization took a major hit when Krakatoa blew itself to pieces in 535 A.D. In the process it injected X number gigatons of SO2 into the atmosphere and dropped world temperatures an estimated 3 degrees. ( See Catastrophe by David Keys).
    Krakatoa rebuilt itself and did an encore performance in 1883, although on a somewhat smaller scale. (See Krakatoa: The Day The World Exploded by Simon Winchester).
    Krakatoa is currently in the rebuilding process, and as of this date in an eruptive phase

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  • WRJonas

    If industrialized nations should sacrifice so much for a balanced outcome then it would not be too much to demand that non industrialized countries be required to deliver perpetual slavery for its citizens for ever. That is a bargain many UN Nations would probably, gladly accept ; (for other people ).

  • They prayed to who?

    And we’re supposed to take these people seriously?

  • AuntieMadder

    May as well just come right out with it and call Ba’al out by name next time.

  • Peter Warner

    There is nothing funny about this. Dedication and prayer are very serious.

    When a meeting is convened by opening with prayer to pagan gods, that prayer is answered; just as appeals to G-d are heard and answered. If someone invites spiritual forces other than the loving and just Creator of this universe, those spiritual forces will participate, aggressively.

    If I found myself in attendance at such an occasion, I would either promptly leave, or make a very explicit rejection of the opening convocation and openly proclaim an appeal for G-d’s presence and guidance upon the proceedings.

    Why are my tax dollars being used for pagan conferences?

    Best regards, Peter Warner.

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