Oh, cry me a river…
Lawyers for noted anti-American anarchist and professional leaker Julian Assange are outraged that information on his sex life was leaked to the press.

(Wikipedia)

His lawyers say they do not know who has given these documents to the media, but the purpose can only be one thing – trying to make Julian look bad.
How tragic.
The Australian reported:

LAWYERS for Julian Assange have expressed anger about an alleged smear campaign against the Australian WikiLeaks founder.

Incriminating police files were published in the British newspaper that has used him as its source for hundreds of leaked US embassy cables.

In a move that surprised many of Mr Assange’s closest supporters on Saturday, The Guardian newspaper published previously unseen police documents that accused Mr Assange in graphic detail of sexually assaulting two Swedish women. One witness is said to have stated: “Not only had it been the world’s worst screw, it had also been violent.”

Bjorn Hurtig, Mr Assange’s Swedish lawyer, said he would lodge a formal complaint to the authorities and ask them to investigate how such sensitive police material leaked into the public domain. “It is with great concern that I hear about this because it puts Julian and his defence in a bad position,” he told a colleague.

“I do not like the idea that Julian may be forced into a trial in the media. And I feel especially concerned that he will be presented with the evidence in his own language for the first time when reading the newspaper. I do not know who has given these documents to the media, but the purpose can only be one thing – trying to make Julian look bad.”

 

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  1. This story could be C & P-ed right onto The Onion without a single edit. Assange is complaining of media leaks. Unbleebable.

  2. Damn poetic justice.

  3. Like the jerk doesn’t look bad already – maybe these lawyers should keep their mouths shut lest they look like the fools there are.

  4. What goes around, comes around. I heard that another “dropout” from Wikileaks is going to write a book about the Wannabee Dictator-narcissist. Assange. Not my words, his.

  5. Irony strikes again. Or maybe it’s hypocritical humor.

    Of course, if it’s the later, it’s not very funny.

  6. “Not only had it been the world’s worst screw, it had also been violent.”

    Ha! Assange would describe it as enthusiastic, not violent.

    Twisted little creep.

  7. How typical leftist can you get? “-fill in the blank- for me, but not for thee!”

    “I’m entitled to my privacy, AND I’m entitled to leak the classified information of the United States government in order to weaken their security, and thwart their diplomatic aims.”

  8. Cue Nelson Muntz: Ha ha!

    So not only is he a lousy lay, but he’s a freaky nasty one, too. Contrast this “intel” to that which has gotten U.S. soldiers and Afghan informants KILLED. What a D-bag.

  9. Bwahahaa!

  10. How’s it feel?????

  11. ++

    via MJT

    How Not to Make Peace

    [“an accurate dramatization, per State Department cables published
    by Wikileaks, of how the Obama White House conducts its Middle East
    diplomacy.”]

    An Engine of Chaos

    [“Cast blessings on the profits and prophets of truth, on the liberators and martyrs of truth, on the Voltaires, Galileos, and Principias of truth, on the Gutenburgs, Marconis and Internets of truth, on those serial killers of delusion, those brutal, driven and obsessed miners of reality, smashing, smashing, smashing every rotten edifice until all is ruins and the seeds of the new.”]

    US in Mideast? Now, They Want Us

    [American “imperialism” apparently isn’t so bad if it serves regional interests.
    As Middle East blogger Jesse Aizenstat once put it, “There is nothing like a
    fanatical band of Persian cats to bind the Semitic tribes.”]

    WikiLeaks Debunks History for Stupid People

    [And let’s not forget the most ridiculous theories of all. Surely somewhere in all these leaked files there’d be references to a war for oil in Iraq if the war was, in fact, about oil. Likewise, if 9/11 was an inside job — or a joint Mossad–al-Qaeda job — there should be at least some suggestive evidence in all those classified documents. If the U.S. government lied, rather than guessed wrong, about Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mass destruction, or if NATO invaded Afghanistan to install a pipeline, this information would have to be written down somewhere. The State and Defense department bureaucracies are far too vast to have no records of what they’re up to.]

    more @ links..

    ==

  12. Weenie.

    Big men don’t need to wash other people’s laundry or push ladies around.

    He looks like someone Brad Manning really could warm up to. Anyone deposed Manning about enticements to get him to cough, so to speak, directly from the Weenie?

    This follows the British model with Philby et. al., and then Profumo. People who can’t keep it zipped just aren’t people you can trust. And that is just one measure of who to trust.

  13. A taste of his own medicine!

  14. i read this on an article about him

    “He said Mr Assange refused to take the test until it was too late, when all the Swedish clinics had closed for the weekend: ‘Julian said, “I don’t like it when people are blackmailing me, and they are blackmailing me by threatening to go to the police”.’

    Yet telling anyone who tried to prosectue him would trigger the key code to more top secret documents is just fun stuff and is a way for the whacky lib to stay out of prsions !

    Aint Karma a bitch? I hope a hacker hacks his emails and bank accounts and everything the guy has ever done on the web and posts it.

  15. Lawyers For Julian Assange Outraged That Details About His Sex Life Were Leaked

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxauqa7rJgI

  16. Didn’t someone say, “We have three goals: free the press, establish rights and wrongs through exposing abuses and create and preserve the historical record.“?

    ‘Guess that’s true for all but Assange’s, um, sexual proclivities…or lack thereof. Ha!

  17. I question that any woman would be so desperate for sex that they would bed him.

  18. So now lil julian is *opposed* to a free and unbridled airing of what some might want to keep private? Hmmm.
    Whatever happened to his oh-so-principled belief in the people’s right to ALL information – no matter what it’s about or what the source?

    Anybody ever wonder about julian’s constant use of the “imperial ‘we’”? That says a lot about his much-vaunted “principles”.

    Hard cheese, julian! Welcome to the world you wanted to create. Hypocrite!

  19. Life’s a b**ch, and then yours gets leaked.

  20. This is hilarious.
    People in glass houses…………………….Michael Moore ought to take a few notes.

  21. Assange looks gay, and yes, people do look gay.

  22. Karma, meet bitch…..Bitch, meet Karma.

  23. And all he had to have done is not release the files the radical gay boy gave him. What’s the old saying, when you least expect it, expect it.

  24. Why do I feel like Ass-Lozenge is secretly delighted that we get to hear what a legendary stud he is?

  25. lawyers backtrack and proclaim to all media, ” we finally have verifiable evidence mr. assange is not a gay man.”

    although, “worst screw” and violent heterosexual sex would seem to contradict their argument.

  26. So, who comes first to make an Assange-leak or wikileak-leak website?

  27. If u belive every thing u read.so far this is a succsesfull smear,this man a is hero, we need to no what happening in goverments and not be so intrested in a man privit life.anyone with some common sense can see this a set up!

  28. Mugged by reality!

  29. @Jorgen #29

    How about “Wiki-wikileaks”?

  30. Ianthe,

    Goose . . . gander.

    I love how you leftist dolts think this Assmange is a hero. A hero for doing what exactly? And wouldn’t releasing some Russian info show him to be, uh, bipartisan? No, instead he goes after the US because he knows we don’t use polonium pellets in specially tipped umbrellas. He’s a freakin’ coward, like all leftsts are. I can only hope that he’s brought to trial in the US. But I think the Euros would protect him from that ever happening. Still, I can hope he spends his days (and lonely nights) at Florence’s SuperMax.

  31. Everybody here do this in unison: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

    What a freaking crybaby. KARMA bites again!!!!!

  32. Sauce for the gander.

  33. When one is shot with one’s own gun, it is always a bit surprising. However in the case of this reprobate, it is not only sweet revenge-but is a surprise to me, and I am sure many, many others, as I had him pegged as gay!

  34. Assage is not the homosexual. He got his leaks from an Army PFC who is a homo.

  35. Since he looks like a total fairy, I thought he’d be happy that the world now knows he likes girls.

  36. So, is this “Dickie-Leaks?”

  37. “It is with great concern that I hear about this because it puts Julian and his defence in a bad position,” he told a colleague.

    His sense of irony must have been surgically removed at birth to allow him to say that.

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