Egyptians Blame “Zionist Sharks” For Recent Attacks

A German woman was mauled to death by a shark off the coast of Egypt last week.
There can be only one logical explanation – It was a Zionist shark.
Israel Matsav reported this from Huffington Post:

A German tourist was mauled to death by a shark off Egypt’s Red Sea coast Sunday, but if popular rumors on the street are to be believed, it was the Israelis who did it.

The attack came days after authorities claimed they had hunted and killed a shark believed to have injured three foreign tourists in previous incidents.

The Egyptian government says that the attacks occurred because a trawler dumped dead sheep into the Red Sea which caused a feeding “frenzy”. Marine biologists say overfishing may have forced the sharks to look in new waters for food.

While Egyptian media are treating the incidents as rare, perhaps in a bid to encourage the millions of foreign tourists who visit Sinai’s coast every year that the area is safe, there have been several reports in the past decade of shark attacks.

That hasn’t dampened the imagination of conspiracy theorists, however. A popular account has it that Israel is “dumping” hungry sharks in the Red Sea in a bid to weaken Egypt’s thriving tourism industry.

Israel Matsav has a photo of one of the rare Zionist sharks.

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  • BuddyG

    Egypt has jumped the shark

  • JKB

    Do these sharks have frickin’ laser beams on their heads? That doesn’t look like a laser beam on the shark’s head. Come on, where is Israel’s thriving high tech industry when you need them.

    You know what? I’ll bet these sharks were driven out of Israel by the forest fires. Yeah, that’s it.

  • Joanne

    Maybe sharks like Germans…..for dinner.

  • Sharks are actually Zionists?! Who knew?

    Okay, is it just me, or are the Muslims getting nuttier?

  • PCM

    It’s amazing how the hate that feeds some people’s obsessions can make them drooling idiots, in defiance of any semblance of reality. Zionist sharks?! Is that anything like the “Jewish physics” that the Nazis forbade universities to teach (like gravity works differently for Jews and gentiles)? And to think that the Left takes these bozos seriously.

  • Just A Thought …, Or Two.

    I know that beach. It is a really cool topless (and nude) beach. On any given day, it has sexy, exceptional Scandanavian and other western European babes (aka, gold diggers, aka, bimbos) with great hooters, nice asses and pretty legs, real supermodel quality. Maybe those sharks just came to lecherously leer at them, like rich Arab men do. That pick-up beach is a must see and must visit for any U.S. Servivemen on R & R. It’s awesome!!!!

  • bg
  • Andreas K.

    The Germans are the fattest on the planet… Yep, they even out do the “evil Americans” ™

  • Robb76

    Maybe something to this. I caught my Goldfish reading the Torah a few days ago.

  • Just A Thought …, Or Two.

    I don’t need to read your link to suspect, bg, that FDR spent that day frequently changing his underwear and drinking Immodium AD cocktails. 🙂

  • BuddyG
  • bg


    Just A Thought #10

    perhaps not, but there’s some great pix linked in there.. 😉


  • Jim

    Ah Egypt, land of plagues. What will be next, Lithuanian locusts, Finish frogs, Samoan snakes?

  • patman

    What happened to my Adopt a Soldier comment?

    I’ve been censored. Might as well get used to it I guess… After all we need to limit free speech these days.

    God bless our military.

  • Chisum

    What happened to my Adopt a Soldier comment?

    It’s in the Pearl Harbor thread. Comment #1.

    Anyway, I want to know who radicalized the damned sharks.

  • Stuart

    There is no truth to the rumor that the theme from Jaws is the unofficial Israeli national anthem.

  • Brett

    They checked and the sharks were circumcised.

  • BuddyG
  • wanumba

    #17 December 7, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    Brett commented:
    They checked and the sharks were circumcised.


    Best of thread!