Thank you… Thank you Mother FLOTUS.
Michelle Obama said it was OK if you eat pie tomorrow.

FOX Nation reported:
Barbara Walters White House interview, which included first lady Michelle Obama, ranged from the strife between North and South Korea to airport screening, the midterm elections, the economy, and Thanksgiving traditions.
Michelle Obama said it’s fine to eat what you want on Thanksgiving.“Don’t worry about how much you eat. Just enjoy it,” she said. “This is the time. Have pie.”
Thank you Mother FLOTUS.
You are so kind and generous.
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Published May 16, 2012 at 7:37 pm - 46 Comments
kate commented:
Let them eat pie. How gracious. What would we do without Madame Obama’s permission to have Thanksgiving dinner? I wonder if she is giving thanks this year for the greatness of the US or if she is still bit*hing that this is a downright mean country?
MrGoodWench commented:
Mooochelle Antoinette :
Let them eat pie
nobama commented:
FLOTUS needs to skip the pie. Her butt is huge.
NeoKong commented:
The First Hips says eat all you want.
Thanks babe.
billypaintbrush commented:
I have nothing but contempt for this bunch of snobs. Can’t wait for them to leave in disgrace
Ruebacca commented:
our poor are fat. we need a government program to give out gym memberships and tennis shoes. plus subsided salad bars.
Maria commented:
MO – I recommend having a Banana, suit’s her by nature….
redc1c4 commented:
we have to eat pie: we can’t afford cake or bread.
bobdog commented:
Me, I’m going to skip the pie this year. It makes my butt look big. Ask FLOTUS.
Andreas K. commented:
Leave my pie alone Michelle!
ExDem in Mich commented:
Too bad she’s not serving humble pie. Why can’t we have a ‘vote of confidence’ like they do in Britain? We could throw the bum and his family out NOW instead of having to wait two more years!
squeaky commented:
[Michelle Obama: "For the First Time in My Adult Lifetime, I'm Really Proud of My Country"] now we know [as if we didn't] what she meant. the first “chip on the shoulder” lady thinks the shoe is on the other foot – hers mainly – and it’s her/their turn to control the direction and power of the nation. when you have a crew still reflecting back to election results of 2008 and not looking at todays reality.
[The Food Safety Bill (S. 510) is being heralded as more dangerous than even the Health Care Reform which passed earlier this year. Section 404 makes it clear that the bill seeks to conform to the requirements of the World Trade Organization and grants new authority to the Department of Homeland Security to oversee food production. Here’s the.......]when you have a government made up of those who want control – will you disagree with them if they hold all the cards [no soup for you]……they can take away just as easily as give…..
http://gulagbound.com/9318/who-benefits-the-food-safety-bill-will-centralize-and-regulate-food-production
RedBeard commented:
That forced smile aside, Mrs. Obama is a hugely unhappy, mean-spirited, unpleasant woman. I don’t care how she looks on the outside; it’s the ugliness on the inside that is so off-putting.
Oh, and I was already planning to eat pie, with or without the gracious permission of our First Lady of the Dietary Politburo.
Militant Conservative commented:
No one get in between Michelle and the pie and no one will get hurt.
We had Thanksgiving yesterday, some of us in the medical field have to work holidays.
Some of us still have a JOB that the president did not kill…YET.
P.S. yes the backside of MOOCHELLE is quite rotund.
twylark55 commented:
Ummm.. are you sure that isn’t Mother FLATUS???
squeaky commented:
borrowed from iotw – and as they say this could be us. and on a side note N.Y. will be deep sixing over 800 public sector [public union] employees. elections do have consequences and some people just have to feel the fire to appreciate the heat……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi2l0NilEBE&feature=player_embedded#!
squeaky commented:
just how did the credit crunch start – the idiots guide……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAygDYuHr0s&feature=related
squeaky commented:
ahhh…ye of little faith.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6h9UQWypz0
squeaky commented:
[Jesse Jackson isn't the only activist that can use corporate boycotts for political purposes. Starting next year, the huge Tea Party organizer FreedomWorks will urge supporters to punish huge corporations like General Electric and Johnson and Johnson for backing President Obama's progressive agenda.] u.s. news by way of drudge. some seem to think big business/big bank and republican are synonymous. all those greedy business tycoons vote and support republican issues while the true representatives of the little guy are the dems. [oh righty] meanwhile the most historic president to ever grace the landscape racked up serious miles on air force 1 to the tune of over 100,000 per hour is the same one that warned us not to be okey dokeyed. he who smelt it dealt it……so to speak.
Hugh Jass commented:
Maybe she should try to get her law license back and get a real job.
Tom63010 commented:
How about a first family with class and dignity!
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/yHmSTUliugZ4kYC86IrBIw
daryl commented:
I like me some summuh that sweet tater pie. Punkin pie is alright, but I’ll take sweet tater over it anytime. Goes right to a woman’s hips and butt, tho. Well, you of all people know what I mean about that, huh michelle?
Know how many ways one can fix ‘im sweet taters, michelle? Let me name the ways.
Sweet tater pie, baked sweet tater, french fried sweet tater, chicken fried sweet tater, mashed sweet tater with cream, boiled sweet tater, sauteed sweet tater, candied sweet tater, sweet tater sushi(raw tater sticks), etc., etc..
For a real treat, substitute yellow sweet taters for the carrots in your beef or chicken vegetable stew. Mmmm,mmmm.mmmm! Oh, and did I say they’re very easily grown?
By the time the obamas are unceremomiously voted out of power sweet taters could be considered a delicasy. Sumpn to think about in 2012.
ar05075 commented:
Oh, the big butt commie is so gracious and benevolent.
tarpon commented:
WOW, that’s a big muther.
LtT26 commented:
I don’t know who I hate more..her or that femme husband of hers.
Ginger commented:
Every time I have to see her ugly mug I want to up chuck!
Any one remember soon after the frauds entered the white house that big butt Moose was gripeing that she should get a salary too? I bet she is!!!!!!!
kansas commented:
I think FLATUS better skip the pie this year.
Mark W commented:
Is it just me, or is there anyone else that thinks that picture of Michelle looks a lot like pictures of Joe Biden?
wanda commented:
Michelle eats pie every night. One does get that large a caboose on eating celery.
KR commented:
FLOTUS ate my piece of the pie with her Spain trip.
Mildred Smith commented:
A public awareness campaign!!! Pretty soon they’ll be reminding us to wear seat belts.
The trail blazed by Smokey Bear and Woodsy Owl continues.
Brenda commented:
In view of the epidemic wave of obesity, especially among the poor and elderly, it was reckless and ill advised to recommend that people could overeat. People with diabetes must prevent sharp rises in blood sugar because that is when damage to eyes, kidneys, blood vessels and nerves occur. Or does Michelle think she has power to avert this consequence? How irresponsible to “give permission” to risky health behavior!
Major slip-up…..I wonder how fast the left wing health associations will be issuing corrections of her stupid statement……..?????
patman commented:
I’ll just eat cake.
No soup for you!
patman commented:
Oh yea…
Aaaarrrrgggggggghhhhh. I’m a pirate.
Support the troops!
truth teller commented:
Looks like she does not refuse pie…what a disgusting pig we have representing our great nation.
Arch commented:
Mother always told me, “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.”
Well Mon, this is the best I can do, “She doesn’t sweat much for a fat girl.”
antilbr commented:
Moochelle try shutting your pie hole….go have some Jack Links beef jerky Sasquatch….
Just turned on the Macys Thanksgiving parade Matt Lauer and Merrideth Veiara are the hosts,what a way to ruin my holiday so early in the morning…..
silentcal_rox commented:
from the look of the arse on old bison butt someone else should eat her slice. FLOTUS needs to go visit one of her salad bars!
mj commented:
First Lady got back.
dlsada commented:
Michelle, wearing her “black Joe Biden” Halloween mask, dons her latex gloves and tongs preparing to remove Barry Sotero’s remaining ball.
MAJ Mike commented:
Eeuuwww! I don’t see any hair nets among the servers.
Does BIG MOMMA consider her hair additional protein?
cray commented:
She definitely looks like a pie eater.
squeaky commented:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZrgxHvNNUc
OT – don’t be too quick to throw away old wood furniture. you may need it to heat your hovel…..
[WASHINGTON — The Obama administration is setting aside 187,000 square miles in Alaska as a “critical habitat’’ for polar bears, an action that could add restrictions to future offshore drilling for oil and gas.]
http://www.boston.com/news/science/articles/2010/11/25/us_to_establish_187000_square_mile_critical_habitat_for_polar_bears_in_alaska/
wow commented:
And I need her permission exactly why?
Sandy commented:
Can’t you feel the populism dripping out of every pore? Michelle says its ok to eat today and Barack drags the daughters out for sweets for the umpteenth time. Gotta to drop those G’s so we know your talkin to us real Americans.
Bunni commented:
If only her and her annoying hubby would shut their pie holes!
Why they must be all over TV and defile yet another holiday is beyond me.
They could care less about Thanking God for anything.
Despite their spoiling our feasts with their nonsensical yammering,
I wish you and all your readers, Jim, a very HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
PS: Loved the Ronald Reagan Video for today, he is sorely missed.
Sandy commented:
Will Michelle tell me its ok to make doo doo next…just askin
Joanne commented:
You’d think that a woman with an ass that beeps when it backs up would have enough self-respect and humility to shut up when it comes to preaching to other people about what they should and should not eat.
Sandy commented:
joanne — I have to wonder if the Obamas hear themselves. They may be control freaks but trying to control 315 Million Americans is a Loser. We Americans fight to keep our dignity and our privacy in much the same way as we fight to keep The American Dream as they assault every orifice of our beings.
There will be bountiful Thanksgivings again once Obama relinquishes the keys to the White House. Until then, the hypocrisy is nauseating. Oh yeah Obamas, don’t forget to drop your G’s as you talk down to us while pretending to be just like us.
jimg commented:
Seriously. Who gives a s**t what she says?
Like I need her permission? For anything?
Shut up.
dlsada commented:
Mrs. “I’ll decide what you can eat” serves 6 pies for Thanksgiving. Are the kids no longer concerned about body-mass?
SM-IL commented:
Big, fat and ugly! And she wants to tell us what to do?
ant commented:
Oh Thank you! Thank you, Moochshelle! Are you sure it’s okay for me to exercise my freedoms? Did I confuse you with the term “exercise”? Hint: It’s kinda like “Let’s Move” but instead of spending five million dollars you don’t have on a kiddie salad bar, you use your 500 dollar sneakers to take a walk.
ogee commented:
I’m not sharing a piece of my pie with anyone FauxFLOTUS. Share your pie. You have more than I do.
Sheri commented:
It’s none of Mooochelle’s business what we eat or don’t eat. What a hypocrite! Every time we see her and the kids on TV they are eating ice cream or something else high in calories.