Islamic Body Declares Cat Poop Coffee Clean Enough For Muslims
Posted by Jim Hoft on Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 5:44 AM
One lump or two?
An Islamic body gave the thumbs up to Muslims who wish to enjoy an occasional cup of cat poop coffee.
Breitbart reported:
Indonesia’s top Islamic body declared Tuesday that Muslims can drink civet coffee—the world’s most expensive coffee, which is extracted from the dung of civet cats.
A preacher recently suggested the beverage might not be “halal”—or religiously approved—because its unusual provenance makes it unclean. But after a long discussion Tuesday, the influential Indonesian Ulema Council said that the coffee, known locally as Kopi Luwak, could be consumed as long as the beans were washed.Kopi Luwak, which takes it name from the Indonesian word for civets, is made from hard beans that have been eaten by the nocturnal critters and then fermented in their stomachs before being pooped out and roasted. Civet cats are mongoose-like animals.
It’s highly prized for its smooth flavor and bitterless aftertaste, sometimes fetching well over $200 a pound ($440 per kilogram) online.
“Kopi Luwak can be declared ‘halal’ after passing through a washing process,” said Maruf Amien, acting head of the council. “Producing, selling and drinking it is allowed.”
It’s stories like this that make you wonder who was the first person who came up with the brilliant idea to drink this stuff?
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american patriot commented:
And it’s stories like this which give us great insight into the Muslim mind. To actually sit around and discuss this “situation” and then to do some “scholarly” research is to tell a lot.
These people are nuts!
Kenny Solomon commented:
The Quranimals never cease to amaze me in depravity, lack of morals and pure evil.
“It’s stories like this that make you wonder who was the first person who came up with the brilliant idea to drink this stuff ?”
I’m guessing it’s the same guy who said “Hey, I’ll try that oval thing what come out that chicken’s arse.”
Win one, lose one.
Nobama commented:
I’d agree cat poop coffee is clean enough for muslims to drink. Look at how they live, and the things they do. Yep drinking cat poop good enough for them.
bg commented:
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OT..
Which Is the Party of No?
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Chisum commented:
It’s actually somewhat amusing watching the Islamists twist themselves into pretzels. All to drink cat poop coffee.
Great title, Jim!
neomom commented:
OOO OOO, I see a business opportunity, Name your cat Civet and start selling to the good people of Detroitistan and Dearbornabad. Give the people what they want. Beter yet, when is starbucks going to jump on this train. How about all of those multicultural college kids and lefties. The next lefty that come to my house will get a wonderful aromatic cup of Joe. Joe’s poop. (Joes the neighbors cat)
JKB commented:
“…could be consumed as long as the beans were washed.”
You know what this means? Somewhere there are people who believe that is you think the civet coffee is great after it’s been cleaned, you should taste it natural without all that post-processing.
I’d have to say that out on a hunting party, one guy was really having a bad day without his coffee. So his friends tired of him acting like Betty White, said “Here, Here’s your damn coffee.” “Where’d you find the beans?” “We’ll tell you later.” Thus cat crap coffee became the latest way to scam coffee snobs. Much better than free trade labels.
wolf t. commented:
There you go, poo poo-ing those poor benighted muslim dregs!
Dunkin Poo-nuts, anyone?
Dorsey Gillman commented:
The beans may be washed but watch out for that left hand holding the cup!
Ginger commented:
“Let me be clear” I would never drink that stuff!
Ginger commented:
“Let me be clear” If I did drink that stuff, Bush made me do it!
Badger commented:
I think it’s one of those great contributions to the world. The NASA outreach program is already working!
squeaky commented:
[BEST COFFEE MADE FROM MONKEY POO; CRAPPUCCINO]
borrowed from a 2001 post at free republic where at the time it was described as passing through a monkey…….
Opus #6 commented:
“Let me be clear” This will be the official drink at White House parties from now on.
Robert commented:
Complete with video to sing to:
Well they say it comes from cat poop
and it tastes so very good
you gotta wash it off clean
Then you make a cup of coffee
Imam says it’s all OK
Don’t wanna know where its been
Cat poop coffee
Cat poop coffee
Well they argued back and forth
They even read the ancient logs
But no they could not decide
Until one who was so wise
said it was cats and not from dogs
So we got nothing to hide
Cat poop coffee
Cat poop coffee
Cat poop coffee
Cat poop coffee
We have that wisdom
to let us drink
Our cat poop coffee today
You know you gotta
it ain’t so strange
Just ask the goats on the range,
range, rangerangerangeallaakbaaarre
(Guitar solo)
[Ted even graciously models our best-selling
cat poop coffee drinking accessory at 0:45]
Joanne commented:
They can also have sex with goats, so is this any surprise.
daryl commented:
Good to know this. I’ll bag the gleanings from my cats’ litter box and they can let me know where to send them.
I do wonder though….. would it be better to roast it first?… or no and if they prefer dark roast or lite.
Chisum commented:
Via Instapundit:
“There is no law here…”
http://chicagoboyz.net/archives/14238.html
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