The Iranian Revolutionary Guard members have offered to help Barack Obama with the Gulf oil slick.
Fars News reported:
Iranian Foreign Ministry Spokesman Ramin Mehman-Parast underlined Tehran’s technical capability to help the US control the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, and said Tehran is ready to study Washington’s request for help in this regard.
“The issue will be studied if the US administration asks for it,” Mehman-Parast said in his weekly press conference here in Tehran today, stressing that Iran has the required expertise and skillful human resources in this ground.
The spokesman said that resolving the problem of the oil spill and the resulting slick in the Gulf of Mexico is a humanitarian issue that encourages all countries to provide the necessary aids to reduce the vast and drastic effects of the incident on the environment.
The remarks by Mehman-Parast came a day after The Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC) announced that its experts are prepared to control the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
“The experience of Iranians’ presence in curbing oil spills in a number of neighboring states in the Persian Gulf, such as Kuwait, demonstrates Iranian capabilities and skills and the Islamic Revolution Guards Corps is ready to help curb the oil spill (in the Gulf of Mexico),” Commander of the IRGC’s Khatam ol-Anbia Headquarters General Rostam Qassemi stated.
Qassemi reminded the environmental threat posed by the oil spill to the Caribbean states and nations, and stated, “Despite new sanctions, the IRGC is prepared to fulfill its humanitarian duty in this regard and use its exclusive and indigenous capability in the Gulf of Mexico.”
Take a number guys… The Obama Adminstration has only accepted help from 5 of 28 countries that offered to assist with the disaster. The others are still under review.
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Published May 24, 2012 at 8:46 pm - 89 Comments
Kenny Solomon commented:
Sure….. Bring ‘em over…… No worries on any of that silly passport or visa thing.
Since they know each other so well, it’s best to have ‘em all work in one spot together.
Oops, what was that huge kaboom ?
The Iranian oil spill helpers disappeared ?
Oh well…… They knew the hazards of the job going in.
Cheers !
Kenny Solomon
Heavily Armed Eeeeevil Jooooooooooo.
myohmy commented:
Do you noticed that all these environmentalists are quiet on the oil spill quagmire? Is it because the environmentalists are in the pocket of the DNC and they are ready to sacrifice thousands of LA jobs to get what they want? Like total control over US.
Buffalobob commented:
I can hear obama now, they like me they really like me. Now if only the North Koreans will offer their support.
Robert commented:
Obi Won will probably move them up to the head of the line.
And bow.
Joanne commented:
I think I would keel over if Obama accepted their help…..but not from surprise.
jim m commented:
I say we take their offer and we stuff Revolutionary Guardsmen into the hole until it’s plugged.
Chippy commented:
The Iranian leadership is mocking Obama. Lol! Get in line.
kato commented:
Maybe they can nuke the well if the EPA lets them.
Isn’t the world showing so much respect for the Blowhard? Not like the way it treated Bush, is it?
Opus #6 commented:
My intuition tells me this is a bad idea.
TLOS commented:
Yes, this is just what we need- a Revolutionary Guards outpost in the Gulf of Mexico.
down with dems commented:
It’s the offer Obama’s been holding out for… screw the help from our allies, he was waiting for Iran to finally extend that hand. What? The Revolutionary Guard is on the terror list? Expedited travel, coming up!
wanumba commented:
So they get lots of practice with oil spills in the Gulf. How come we always get yelled at and the sloppy spill-palooza oil operations overseas are never ciriticised? Probably the same reason the Iranians will get a Hillary CLinton State Department FAST TRACK.
Taxpayer1234 commented:
Bwahahahahahaha!
The Iranians just want to entertain themselves watching Obooby twist in the wind. And I really can’t say I blame them!
Andreas K. commented:
But the oil spill won’t go away by hanging from a construction crane. So what use would these guys actually be?
Chris Vehr commented:
Good idea! I think the fox is perfect to be left in charge of the hen house!
Aussie commented:
Not sure if such a request should be made… but I should remind people that the Iranian guard is not the same as the Basijj. These guys are really quite ordinary. The Basijj on the other hand… would not want to go anywhere near them.
It is worth keeping an eye on the Iranian guard for other reasons…. if there is going to be any move against the disgusting Khamenei regime it is going to come from the Iranian guard.
The Triguy commented:
Obama will say yes, thinking he’s finally convinced them that he is the leader the world’s been waiting for and everyone can truly believe what he says about his openness and wantng to be rid of American arrogance. It’s an example of his new world leadership and diplomacy, after all. Then, when the Guards are all here, several will go AWOL (ala the Afghans) and won’t be found. What a perfect way to infiltrate into this country. And Obama, of course, will be shocked…shocked I tell you that this could ever happen.
The fact that they are even offering this is a joke. Accepting it–and Obama just might–would be a huge feather in the cap of Achmadinnerjacket and his Guards.
daryl commented:
“Might be bugs on some of your mugs, but they ain’t no bugs on me”
Even the insects know when something has gone past its expiration date!
A fly lands on President Barack Obama’s face as he delivers … – Yahoo! News Photos
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//100622/480/urn_publicid_ap_org66491abceb6647608552782eda77ca57/
Wheezer commented:
barry to the guard…
u help us plug that hole and the next round of golf is on me…..
wheeze
Rich commented:
If Obama actually accepted the offer, I would hope that the backlash would be massive. Even considering it is flat stupid.
anonymous commented:
It is not a good idea for some of them to come and help to clean up the oil spill. Not these Arab countries and Iran. We can’t trust them. It is so dangerous.
Mike Mose commented:
Obama’s army coming to the southern states. That’s where the war starts in this country. Obama is devastating the south financially and will bring his muslim army to shore there.
ProLifer commented:
Obama Administration Knew About Deepwater Horizon 35,000 Feet Well Bore
http://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Obama-Administration-Knew-About-Deepwater-Horizon-35000-Feet-Well-Bore.html
AuntieMadder commented:
jim m
June 22nd, 2010 | 9:47 pm | #7
I say we take their offer and we stuff Revolutionary Guardsmen into the hole until it’s plugged.
LMAO!
Sandy commented:
Maybe the Iranian Revolutionary Guard could suck the oil up with straws. Yesssssss
Stuart commented:
How many Iranian bodies would it take to plug that hole ? I don’t know. So I guess we’ll just have to keep stuffing them in the hole until the oil stops. The lucky Iranian Guardsman who finally stops the flow gets 72 virgins. Alahu Akbar!
Stuart commented:
By the by, aren’t we overdue for a lecture by Comrade Castro about how terrible we are for failing to stop the gusher, evil capitalist oil mongers etc. etc.?
tioedong commented:
Actually, two of the worst oil spills in history were handled by experts in Iran. (both spills deliberately started by Saddam Hussein: one after the Iran Iraq war, another after Gulf War I).
so their expertise, or rather the expertise of those who worked on those spills, could indeed be a help.