Groper Gore: Peace Prize Winner a Handsy "Sex Crazed Poodle"
Posted by Jim Hoft on Thursday, June 24, 2010, 8:44 AM
Al Gore: Junk Scientist and “Sex Crazed Poodle”
Like a beached whale in the hot sun…
A Portland masseuse says Al Gore forced her to drink Grand Marnier, pinned her to a bed, and forcibly French kissed her.
The Smoking Gun reported, via Drudge:
In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling “crazed sex poodle” who gave a “come hither” look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite. In a taped January 2009 interview with cops, the 54-year-old woman, a licensed masseuse whose name has been redacted from police records, read from a lengthy prepared statement that detailed her alleged October 2006 encounter with Gore at the Hotel Lucia. Excerpts from the Portland Police Bureau transcript of the 2009 interview can be found on the following pages. In December 2006, a lawyer for the woman told police about the purported encounter, but after the masseuse cancelled three interview appointments, the case was closed due to her refusal to “cooperate with the investigation or even report a crime.” It is unclear why, two years later, she approached Portland police and sought to memorialize her allegations against Gore, who she portrayed as a tipsy, handsy predator who fforced her to drink Grand Marnier, pinned her to a bed, and forcibly French kissed her.
No wonder Bill Clinton picked him as a running mate.
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Published May 24, 2012 at 8:46 pm - 89 Comments
Typical Liberal Idiot commented:
There’s nothing to see here folks. Move along.
Joanne commented:
These fat cats all seem to turn out to be pigs or dogs.
Scott commented:
Hope they keep digging.
There’s no reason to think he may have paid her off to keep quiet, right?
Typical Liberal Idiot commented:
Joanne – in this case it’s both.
HandyBill commented:
And all this time I though he was gay…
Just Me commented:
Isn’t the timing of this a little odd? Only after Al and Tipper break up do we start hearing this.
Is it:
1) a campaign by Tipper to get her share of the cash?
2) A recognition by the media that there’s no point in covering up this stuff any more?
olm commented:
This story is funnier than hell, except for the part about the media sitting on it for two years.
Two years! Think about that one for a minute.
kato commented:
When the story involved George W. Bush’s purported absence from miltary service 30 years ago, the media turds were all over it, even before verifying the story, so intent were they on skewing the election results.
Where was the media here?
Where is the media when it comes to the claims made by the biggest jive act in American history?
Liberal = Liar
Kevin P commented:
I say Algore ends up in a rubber room within five years.
down with dems commented:
Link from Drudge:
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0610/The_Gore_complaint.html
“It’s also worth noting that the Portland Tribune had the story two years ago, and writes that it “chose at that time not to publish a story.” ”
Dirty Democrats get the benefit of the doubt, but anyone else is fair game with no evidence whatsoever.
Think of the no-evidence-whatsoever of the “racist slurs” hurled by Tea Partiers as the Democrats marched past them to go destroy our country. One victim says it happened, and a huge percentage of the population gets demonized. One masseuse accuses Gore, and oh, there’s no evidence, nothing to see here, it’s not worth even bringing up, certainly wouldn’t want to draw any attention to it which might lead to further investigation
daryl commented:
You mean all of this “global warming” bull s**t was just from ol’ Al having hot flashs and lookin’ fer luv in all the wrong places?
I hope ‘at Tipper takes that pus-gutted loser to tha cleaners. Turn on all the lights and air-conditioning you want to Tipper. You gotta set precedents fer that monthly alimony check.
olm commented:
I hope Tipper takes the loon to the cleaners too but it has nothing to do with this story.
Portland is a liberal dream.
aprilnovember811 commented:
“In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling “crazed sex poodle” who gave a “come hither” look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite.”
Somehow this is not an image, I want in my head.
jainphx commented:
Sat on the story for two years! There has to be a prison somewhere that is saved just for MSM people that sit on stories, refuse to cover stories, and otherwise just misinform. Pathetic!
Mark commented:
I am still waiting with glee for Tipper to financially clean Algore’s clock. The most boring choad in American politics gets nabbed for soft rape.
OregonGuy commented:
I find it somewhat ironic that the Hotel Lucia has a permanent display of David Kennerly’s work.
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Mark1957 commented:
” When the male ManBearPig needs to mate, they swill Grand Marnier, and will have a come hither look in their eyes just before pouncing on the female. After pinning it’s mate to a bed and forcing it’s forked tongue down the throat, it will strut around until it gets reconized by it’s peers.”
pm commented:
I’ve always thought Tipper might be (have been) more conservative than Laura Bush. But look at what she married into: the Dem party.
When you think about their relationships with their husbands, I think we’d find that Bush allowed his wife to influence him more than Gore listened one whit to his wife.
In fact, ol’ Tipper was silenced. Remember her efforts to help parents know about the music or movies that affect their children? Too family-friendly for Dems. She had to ditch that one, pronto, once he became VP material.
But, as lovely as Laura is, I think she might have encouraged some of Bush’s acceding to the Left.
Just more confirmation in my mind that the liberals are not who they say they are. It’s their way or the highway.
I, for one, am happy for Tipper. She will now be her own woman. Liberation from years of oppression — and the growing knowledge throughout those years that she was married to – and pretty much stuck with – a very sick man.
Kevin P commented:
You think Al learned a few moves from Bill?
owl commented:
“Uh, Tipper, you were a very good partner for a lot of years and I just might have been a little hasty about the settlement.”
templar knight commented:
Victim describes Gore as “crazed sex poodle”. My God, that just about says it all, doesn’t it? LMAO!
Callipygian1 commented:
Apparently there is DNA evidence preserved on the pants the masseuse was wearing. It seems that the “short robe” Al was wearing was too short?
pm commented:
Oh, and don’t know if it was reported here that a recent poll put Hillary ahead of everyone – including Republicans – as the one viewed most capable of handling the job of POTUS.
Please, America. Wake up. The Dems will never be good for us. What was left of their minds has been stolen by the evil that infects that party.
Bill Clinton commented:
What an amateur.
George commented:
Diverted by Moonstruck chocolates.
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/06/prosecutor_al_gore_was_focus_o.html
“She called him a “crazed sex poodle” and tried to distract him, pointing out a box of Moonstruck chocolates on a nearby table. He went for the chocolates and then offered her some, cornering her, fondling her and shoving his tongue in her mouth to french kiss as he pressed against her. ”
At least he offered her some before assaulting her.
WaPo’s Ellen McCarthy should be impressed.
Stuart commented:
Were I a Democrat with a sense of honor, (don’t laugh there are a few), I would quit the party and find another; Republican, Libertarian, Constitution, whatever. The dems are beginning to look like just another branch of organized crime. It’s time to recognize that our government has become in many respects little more than a criminal enterprise.
Suzy commented:
The woman reported this TWO YEARS ago. The Oregonian is just now reporting it. Why report it now??? hmmm??? The rabid lefties also called Portland cops never did anything about it.
I’m surprised they are reporting it at all. Can’t you all just imagine if the allegations were against former vice president Cheney??? Duck on a june bug? Sharks on an injured swimmer?
Andreas K. commented:
Why am I not surprised…
DocScience commented:
Where’s Ted Kennedy when you need him?
Feeney commented:
They usually sit on stories like this until somebody finds out about it and threatens to go public. I wonder who that “somebody” was?
Chisum commented:
I wonder how many more “liaisons” will surface?
TJ commented:
I think he should be suspended for the first 6 games of the season.. Where Roger Godell when you need him?
templar knight commented:
Suzy, the Oregonian is still sitting on the story. The story is being reported in the National Inquirer.
newton commented:
“Suzy, the Oregonian is still sitting on the story. The story is being reported in the National Inquirer.”
If this pans out, then we will all know the National Enquirer should have won that Pulitzer after all.
A_Nonny_Mouse commented:
Wonder if the nickname “Hump-Puppy” Gore will stick? Imagine the next AGW lecture he gives, with the audience all chuckling at the mental image of His Esteemed Nobel Prize-ness locked on to the leg of an unwilling humpee…
Mil-tech Bard commented:
I was sent this story with the following as an e-mail subject header:
Subject: Al Gore: Everybody wants a happy ending
And we used to think of Al as a wooden Indian.
Bleh!
I needed to wire brush my brain after reading the links in the story.
Don Rodrigo commented:
“poodle?”
The man’s the size of two St. Bernards.
seven commented:
Kan you all picture Bill Clinton, algore and Kagan chasing chicks together?
Hunka hunka burnin luv!!!
wanumba commented:
Well, we ALL are excruciatingly aware of Gore’s penchant for sudden onset French kissing in inappropriate venues.
bg commented:
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lock-box irony..
pardon if already mentioned..
heard she has ‘dna evidence’ locked up in a safe-deposit box..
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bg commented:
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ROTFLMBO!!
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