Yowzah-Yowza… Pelosi Galore Airbrushed Magic
Posted by Jim Hoft on Thursday, April 29, 2010, 4:48 AM
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Chisum commented:
That must be her confirmation picture that they recycled.
Gravis commented:
Ewwwwww.
FreakyBoy commented:
Katie Couric’s younger sister?
bill-tb commented:
And to think she is only 70
The Right Guy commented:
Adobe developed a photoshop plugin just for this purpose. The Bella Pelosi Plugin.
M Malone commented:
Maybe now they can give the gavel to some model.
JLawson commented:
Man, you can do a hell of a lot with spackle and paint…
daryl commented:
Don’t let that airbrushed piece-de-resistence confuse you or anyone into thinking Pelosi Galore ever looked like that.
there was these days:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qsjlYtt8u4E/SZbZXVMH_VI/AAAAAAAAEBc/XQr11tYgH4M/s400/NancyPelosi.jpg
then these days:
http://www.knowledgerush.com/kr/encyclopedia/Nancy_Pelosi/
But she never looked as the pic above makes her out to look.
Oh no! You can fool some of the people most of the time, or some such quote as that, but making anyone believe the old cow ever looked like that is too much.
I’ll bet the making of that airbrushed “masterpiece” cost her a huge hunk of her Charley Tuna StarKist stocks too, or the equivalent.
Mrs. X commented:
Airbrush and photoshop don’t exist to perfect the ugliness and evil this woman possess in her thoughts and actions.
Mats commented:
Photoshop rules, y’all!
daryl commented:
Does this look like a gathering of a local mafia familia or what?
Speaker Nancy Pelosi | News Room | Photo Gallery
http://www.speaker.gov/newsroom/photogallery?id=0002
Jamboney commented:
Lipstick on a pig…..
Tom63010 commented:
Whether she’s a good or bad looking witch….she’s still a witch!
Chris commented:
Wonder how many trowels were broken applying all the grout into the cracks?
Even Joan Rivers doesn’t resort to that!
redc1c4 commented:
this proves the truth of the old dictum: “You can’t polish a turd”…. all you can do is smooth it out. %-)
call this “Makeup by Macco”
patman commented:
Remember, her thin skin is only airbrushed deep.
Warthog commented:
I did not think there was that much Bondo® in the world.
(“Uh-oh, better get Macco!…)
Warthog commented:
She looks like a young Caty Couric.
(which would explain a lot…)
Judith L commented:
I, too, thought it was Katie Couric when I first looked. Same plastic surgeon????
Warthog commented:
The operable word here is, “plastic.”
(Come on Barbie, let’s go party…)
Chisum commented:
Read some of the comments. They’re BRUTAL!
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/blogs/yeas-and-nays/Vogue_-Cover-girl-Pelosi-looking-rather-airbrushed-in-D_C_-glossy-92327844.html
Viv commented:
LOL…..that’s a bit of a stretch, even for Mme Botox!
Auntie Em commented:
Whoever did that worked very long and hard to achieve that effect.
I agree with Jamboney….lipstick on a pig.
ProLifer commented:
“Mirror, mirror on the wall”
Elly commented:
Hahaaa, I too thought it looked like Katie Couric. My apologies to Couric.
mrt commented:
Whoever did this cover is an artist!!
He/she did an unreal job making her this look decent considering what he/she had to work with.
Check out Pelosi on the beach:
http://thebeautybrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/wrinkles-beach.jpg
Marsh commented:
They did the same thing to Obama for that infamous Bond girl “walking up the beach” shot during the 2008 election. They made him look like a chiseled Greek God in order to further deify him to his deranged leftist worshippers. Reminds me of the type of creepy propaganda you see from other leftist fascists such as the North Koreans and the Soviets.
Just_Saying commented:
Daryl, #8: “I’ll bet the making of that airbrushed “masterpiece” cost her a huge hunk of her Charley Tuna StarKist stocks too, or the equivalent.”
Just to let you know, Daryl, chances are your tax dollars pay for all her official government portraits…
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Doug Edelman commented:
The Pelosi Team denies the pic was airbrushed. Technically they’re correct as airbrushing hasn’t been used since the beginning of the digital age… She was photoshopped!!
I’d like to see her team deny that is not a DIGITALLY ALTERED image!!
Frankly, if the image wasn’t captioned, I wouldn’t have recognized it as Pelosi! It looks too HUMAN!! Pelosi has a distinctly supernatural look – something a bit more Halloween-ish if you get my drift!
Just remember: You can’t spell Progressive without OGRE!
newton commented:
This is worse than airbrushing supermodels!
Andreas K. commented:
It would be great as an ad for the new Photoshop
Radegunda commented:
Not an airbrush — a face transplant.
Jim commented:
She’s a MILF.
Marxist I’d Like To Forget
Stuart commented:
Nancy! remember: What Adobe Photoshop givith, Photoshop can taketh away.
Valerie commented:
Ok, filter on the lens, and then a bit of photoshopping. Easy enough. Her face is decently proportioned to begin with.
When I was in high school, the guys would say that the models in Playboy would be paid $10K, the photographer $15K and the airbrush artist $15K. I’m sure the numbers have changed, but not the concept. After all those awful photographs, I find it hard to blame the Speaker of the House for indulging in the model treatment.
Were there any credits with the photo?
I’m still looking forward to seeing her party returned to minority status in the House.
Sarge commented:
Oh, well done… now, instead of looking old and vapid, she simply looks vapid.
JPBIII commented:
I’d hit it.
AuntieMadder commented:
If you hadn’t told me it was Pelousy, I wouldn’t have had a clue who that was in the photo.
ar05075 commented:
She painted up her lips and rolled and curled her tinted hair.
Nance I hope you’re contemplatin’ gettin’ lost somewhere.
ar05075 commented:
JPBIII
April 29th, 2010 | 1:36 pm | #40
I’d hit it.
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Then you’d sober up in the morning and chew off your arm to sneak out of bed.
myohmy commented:
Nancy Pelosi as fake as her picture. What an ugly woman.
dnb commented:
The Portrait of Dorian Gray. Wonder where she’s hiding the original.
daryl commented:
Yeah they say,
“beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
But give San Fran Nan her gavel,
And watch her turn back into an old crone”.