Sarah Palin tried her hand at standup comedy last night on Leno. Her Double McTwist 1260 joke was a hit:
But, a great show tonight, Shaun White is on the show. Oh, what an amazing athlete! I watched him do a Double McTwist 1260, and the only other people to do a Double McTwist 1260 was last week — the White House, on health care.
Click on the Image for Sarah’s Standup Routine:

Here’s a partial transcript:
Sarah Palin: Thank you, Jay. Thank you. Thank you. I am so happy to get to be here. This is the thrill of a lifetime, really. And Alaska, being so different from Los Angeles — here when people have a frozen look on their face, I find out it’s Botox.
[Laugh break]
It is so beautiful here, though, so warm and beautiful. Back home, oh, it was freezing. It was 5 degrees below Congress’ approval rating.
[Laugh Break]
But a great show tonight, Shaun White is on the show. Oh, what an amazing athlete! I watched him do a Double McTwist 1260, and the only other people to do a Double McTwist 1260 was last week — the White House, on health care.
[Laugh Break]
It will be great to be on the same show as Shaun White. Last time I was this close to the Flying Tomato was when someone threw one at me at a book signing. And they did, it’s true.
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Published May 24, 2012 at 8:46 pm - 75 Comments
Marj commented:
How do you not love this woman. It takes courage and an extra dose of class to do stand up comedy and not be self-conscious or look like you have two left feet. Not the funniest thing but clever, sharp and witty. She is an American, all the way. The more I see her the more real she is. I am coming to realize she more and more represents the American woman. Love you Sarah, you get ‘em girl.
Huey commented:
I’m torn on this bit. Does it diminish her (to the degree that, in the minds of those who aren’t already supporters, she CAN be “diminished”)?
I recall Clinton’s saxophone playing. He, like most politicians, was attempting to “humanize” himself so that the little people would relate.
Palin has the opposite problem. Most of those who don’t like her already consider her to be one of the unwashed mass. She needs to do things which might give them some reason to believe that she’s not an intellectual vacuum. Not sure how a stand-up routine effects that.
But, who knows. It was a good appearance, overall. She showed poise and wit in her interview. Don’t see how it could have hurt her…
mike commented:
Just the mere sight of this woman throws the left into a tizzy. So entertaining! How could you not like her.
GenetheHappy commented:
I so want to know who is going to do the first fact check on her stand-up routine. My money is on Sanchez on CNN.
jenny commented:
Love it! The more she tweaks the lefties the better. They have proven themselves humorless, except when performing character assassinations. She really knows where their buttons are and is pushing hard. Go Sarah!
SJ commented:
I agree, I think Sanchez will be the first one at CNN to do a fact check. He should fact check how long 9 meters is first though….!
Auntie Em commented:
Love this woman!!! Anything that McTwist’s the left panties is hilarious! On the other hand, it doesn’t take much. Just pray before you eat, and they have to see a psychiatrist for month.
Militant Conservative commented:
Ridicule is a poweful weapon. The left has no sense of humor. On target with a MOAB (mother of all bombs). LOL very good. you go girl!
vikingTX commented:
Kudos to Leno for giving her a reasonably fair and lighthearted forum. I loved the way she quickly counted off the things (who, what, where, why) journalists are supposed to be focused on, or at least were “back in the day.”
jcf commented:
“Huey
March 3rd, 2010 | 8:25 am | #3
Most of those who don’t like her already consider her to be one of the unwashed mass. She needs to do things which might give them some reason to believe that she’s not an intellectual vacuum.”
“Most of those who don’t like her already..” seem to have already irrevocably decided.
It strikes me that nothing she says, or does, will penetrate their “intellectual vacuum”.
They continue to “misunderestimate” her, the science is settled, Obama=smart, Palin=/=smart, it’s their badge of post-racial, vrai-feminist sophistication.
Imagine the shocked outrage when she serves moose meat at her inauguration….
Seansie commented:
Goodness gracious Sarah is gorgeous. There’s no liberal in this world, or any other, worthy of even drinking her bathwater.
Carla Good commented:
Sarah Palin is smart–she has seen the polls and knows that she is only the Mad Hatter of the Tea Party and won’t get elected as a Republican. As long as she keeps crossing the country and speaks to small town America and doesn’t say that she is NOT running for office in 2012, she has power to keep getting speaking engagements at $100,000 a pop and can continue raking in her one million dollars per month. She is all for the money–stand up comedy and talk shows will give her big money and public recognition and nobody will challenge her about her lack of knowledge or experience. She is open to trying different ways to get the big money and public attention that she craves–politics cannot compete with the doors that God is having her open: He has sent her to do Las Vegas shows next! Palin has such a huge staff of publicity agents and public relations people who can supply her with the comedy lines and look for Diva Roles–she doesn’t even have to worry about whether or not she is even telling the truth. Hollywood here she comes!!!
ed commented:
She’s a lot funnier than bill maher.
jcf commented:
And yet they keep on coming, mention Sarah Palin, and the frothing heads pop up like carnival moles….
“Seansie
March 3rd, 2010 | 10:43 am | #14
Goodness gracious Sarah is gorgeous. ….”
Yes, she is, goodness, graciousness, and gorgeous too!
As for that bathwater thing, only a liberal could conceive such a thing, but you’re probably right, you are unworthy.
Carla Good
March 3rd, 2010 | 10:49 am | #15
Sarah Palin is smart–she has seen the polls and knows that she is only the Mad Hatter of the Tea Party and ….”
and blah blah blah, such hysterical venom, the vitriolic projection of a stalwart o-bot.
Tell me Carla Good, which of the following doesn’t more accurately append itself to the empty suit currently soiling the White House?
“…all for the money…”
“… lack of knowledge or experience…”
“…ways to get the big money and public attention that she craves…”
“…a huge staff of publicity agents and public relations people….”
“…doesn’t even have to worry about whether or not she is even telling the truth…”
“…Hollywood here she comes!!!”
Greg commented:
Poor Carla, not humble enough to admit her own biased ignorance about Sarah, she does manage to explain to us that not only is Sarah smart but she lacks knowledge and experience. Once again, it’s obvious to anyone who does not resort to selective logic that Sarah has and had more experience than Odogma who NEVER held any executive positions. And as to knowledge, well once again anyone who does not engage in selective logic can readily see that Odogma’s “knowledge” has accomplished zilch. Particularly when it comes to foreign policy. As a life long Scoop Jackson Democrat until this last election I can’t wait to vote for Sarah Palin for President. It’s time for a woman who is true to our nation’s time honored values to bring back decency and common sense to leadership and when that happens the fallacy of the left wing degenerate’s vision for America will be relegated to the history books.
ang commented:
I love Sarah, seems to always bring a smile to my face no matter what kind of a day Im having.
BigJ commented:
LOL
Seansie commented:
@JCF- I’m the polar opposite of liberal; I hate them more than anything (including cancer). (Fun Facts) Favorite Presidents: Reagan & Jefferson Davis, Favorite Tobacco Products: Skoal & Bull Of The Woods. Southerner- will die that way. Keep a .454 Casull on the hip most times, under the jacket. And the bathwater thing: It’s an old saying. Like most straight, red-blooded American men, I consider Sarah extraordinarily attractive. Actually one of the prettiest women I’ve ever seen.
jcf commented:
“Seansie
March 3rd, 2010 | 4:30 pm | #21
@JCF- I’m the polar opposite of liberal; I hate them more than anything … I consider Sarah extraordinarily attractive. Actually one of the prettiest women I’ve ever seen.”
Seansie, Point taken, and my profound apologies for the erroneous slur.
I misread your post, mea culpa….
Seansie commented:
No harm, no foul. Let’s gut the bastards in November.
Angelo commented:
Carla,
How is that hopey and changey working out for you?? At least, we in Alaska, we have surplus, moose meat, low unemployment state run by Governor Parnell, a loyal protege of Sarah Palin
Elaine commented:
I had only one wish to Sarah Palin as soon as she get elected POTUS on 2012. The seat of US government should be immediately transferred to Wasilla, Alaska. Washington DC is full of stain of corruption already and needed to be under reformation process with immediate effect. LOL!!!
antilibr commented:
why are conservative women so good looking and smart the likes of palin,bachman,perino and the list goes on……but libbers like pelosi ,boxer napalitano,and fibby gibby look like they all went 10 rounds with the ugly stick?
AuntieMadder commented:
antilibr
March 3rd, 2010 | 6:56 pm | #26
Because libtards are full of hate and, sooner or later, what’s on the inside shows through to the outside.
AuntieMadder commented:
Huey
March 3rd, 2010 | 8:25 am | #3
At this time, Palin is a private citizen, not a sitting president or even a candidate for prez. Her book is still selling well, too. Between the book, giving the keynote speech for the Tea Party convention, and recently signing a contract with Fox News, she’s still a relevant celebrity even though she’s no longer holding political office. Therefore, her appearance on Leno’s show doesn’t diminish her. In fact, appearances like that are to be expected.
I thoroughly enjoyed her interview and her shot at stand up comedy. And Seansie, even straight women like myself notice her stunning good looks.