Sarah Palin tried her hand at standup comedy last night on Leno. Her Double McTwist 1260 joke was a hit:
But, a great show tonight, Shaun White is on the show. Oh, what an amazing athlete! I watched him do a Double McTwist 1260, and the only other people to do a Double McTwist 1260 was last week — the White House, on health care.
Click on the Image for Sarah’s Standup Routine:
Here’s a partial transcript:
Sarah Palin: Thank you, Jay. Thank you. Thank you. I am so happy to get to be here. This is the thrill of a lifetime, really. And Alaska, being so different from Los Angeles — here when people have a frozen look on their face, I find out it’s Botox.
[Laugh break]
It is so beautiful here, though, so warm and beautiful. Back home, oh, it was freezing. It was 5 degrees below Congress’ approval rating.
[Laugh Break]
But a great show tonight, Shaun White is on the show. Oh, what an amazing athlete! I watched him do a Double McTwist 1260, and the only other people to do a Double McTwist 1260 was last week — the White House, on health care.
[Laugh Break]
It will be great to be on the same show as Shaun White. Last time I was this close to the Flying Tomato was when someone threw one at me at a book signing. And they did, it’s true.