Hookers Deeply Offended By Comparisons to Politicians
Posted by Jim Hoft on Sunday, December 20, 2009, 6:09 PM
It’s come to this. Even hookers are offended to be compared to democratic mobsters politicians.
Canada Free Press spoofs the democratic deal makers:
Members of the world’s oldest profession are infuriated by the relentless and invidious likening of their industry to the world’s second oldest profession. Word on the street, literally, is that hookers are prepared to exact an apology for the defiling of their good names.
Even those not well acquainted with the whoring business should be able to appreciate the asymmetry between a freely bargained for and mutually beneficial exchange, versus extorting taxpayer funds in the service of tyrants.
Paid escorts everywhere are especially aggrieved by the hooker title being conferred upon thoroughly contemptible politicians; including Mary Landrieu and Ben Nelson. Nebraska Democrat Nelson, who was elected on a pro life platform, sold millions of unborn babies in exchange for extravagant tax payer funded perks for his soon to be former home state.
Nelson has tried to mitigate his betrayal as an abortion opt out compromise, which Nebraska Republican Mike Johanns correctly defined as a mere “accounting gimmick”.
The clause is an ersatz segregation of funds rule, which nobody believes will be effective.
“The really heartbreaking thing for Nebraskans, we are a pro-life state. Nebraskans will now be faced with a situation where they know that their dollars are going to provide funding for abortions across the country,” Johanns said.
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Ginger commented:
Tough
Ladue Pundit commented:
Yes, polticians are engaged in the world’s second oldest profession, but’s it’s a close second.
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Ginger commented:
Jim
They are selling their souls to the devil. The Bible says, “Love thy neighbor as thy self.” They have forgotten their neighbor.
God is a forgiving God but he is also a demanding God.
They will be punished!
God is watching and letting us know. Think about the unusual snow storms especially the trip to and from Copenhagen. Very strange.
Dim Bulb commented:
It’s come to this. Even hookers are offended to be compared to democratic politicians.
You really can’t blame them.
Considering how Pelosi and Reid conducted themselves in all of this, I’d like to know how the Madams and the Pimps feel
WannabeAnglican commented:
I am deeply sorry for comparing Senators Landrieu and Nelson to whores. I apologize to all harlots.
Kathy from Kansas commented:
Re: Ben Nelson…
I am starting to think maybe there just really is no such thing as a long-term “pro-life Democrat.” If you start out as a pro-life Democrat, sooner or later, the Party leadership is going to use its leverage on you as a member of their party to make you do what they say, and that means supporting abortion.
Here are some former “pro-life Democrats”: Jesse Jackson. Al Gore. Dennis Kucinich. Dick Gephardt. Ted Kennedy!
Two books every “pro-life Democrat” should read, so they can quit fooling themselves:
Party of Death by Ramesh Ponnuru
and,
Can a Catholic Be a Democrat? How the Party I Loved Became the Enemy of My Religion by David Carlin
willie the fifth commented:
the hookers are justified! they represent a much nobler profession than a US senator, congressman, and this joke of a president that now infests the white house