Thanks to the Nigerian undie bomber passengers can look forward to full-body scanners at several international airports in the coming months.

But they won’t protect passengers from terrorists who store explosives in their anal cavity.
That’s right. The scanners won’t do $hit to protect you.


Consumer Traveler reported:

These new machines have already been rendered obsolete by terrorists who are packing explosives up their anus. Don’t laugh. This technique has already been tested with lethal effect in the assassination a Saudi prince. The whole-body scanners can not detect that kind of hidden explosive. I only worry about TSA’s coming anus-scanning system. I’m sure it is in the works.

If we must, to temporarily satisfy the insatiable quest for full disclosure, these machines can be used for secondary screening. The U.S. House of Representatives have already sounded off loudly and clearly about their disagreement with TSA when it comes to using these full-body virtual strip machines as the primary screening systems at out nation’s airports.

Earlier this month, TSA arranged for me to see one of these whole-body scanners in operation at Washington-Regan Airport. It was of the millimeter wave type and is in operation at the bank of gates that serves US Airways among other airlines.

Besides the fact that the scanners won’t protect passengers from terrorists storing bombs in their anal or vaginal cavity, Al-Qaeda is already practicing to beat the scanners.

For the record… a Yemeni Jihadi nearly assassinated Saudi Deputy Interior Minister, Prince Mohammed bin Nayef. The attacker hid the explosives in his a$$.

 

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  1. #1 December 31, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Picric commented:

    This is the price for always playing defense, you will always need to be a step ahead of the other guy, and be able to think of his next attack before he can, and no I cannot think of an alternative to this. God Bless and Good Luck.

  2. #2 December 31, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Terry Phillips commented:

    Body Scanners + dogs sniffing everyones butt.

  3. #3 December 31, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Ricky Vines commented:

    http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/744426–what-israel-can-teach-us-about-security

    At Ben Gurion airport in Tel Aviv, screening is done in 30 minutes. The key? Look passengers in the eye.

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  4. #5 December 31, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Terry Gain commented:

    Why should those of us who don’t match the terrorizing profile be inconvenienced to spare the feelings of those who belong to and support a culture which spawns these evil savages?

    No ands ifs or butts. Full cavity searches for Muslims. All others to the front of the line.

  5. #6 December 31, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Tim Hoft commented:

    Answer this question Terry. What do you do when AQ sends one of their white males through dress to look like a frat boy?

  6. #7 December 31, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Tim Hoft commented:

    I’ve been through Ben Gurion. I don’t know what people are talking about when they say getting through there is easy. I seen laptops being taken apart. You also have to remember it is not a busy airport so they can take the time an interview every passenger.

  7. #8 December 31, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    mikesilver commented:

    This whole event is one giant proof of the stupidity and distorted rewards of government.

    State Dept. and the TSA fail to link several elements of very useful information, and fail to enforce our laws fully. In reward for those failures, they will get a bigger budget, more people, and more power.

    The rest of us….. behind over, here it comes again, this time its a sniffer.

  8. #9 December 31, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Nathan R. Jessup commented:

    Picric,
    You make an extremely valid point. I have vehemently urged that we become less ‘reactionary’ and more proactive in our national offensive on terrorism. With each precautionary measure we take, a little piece of freedom is stripped away. Terrorism will remain effective so long as we continue to ‘react’. Good point.

    Nathan R. Jessup
    http://www.the-raw-deal.com

  9. #10 December 31, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    Tim Hoft commented:

    Jim, your foreign policy expert right? Why aren’t you featuring this headline?

    North Korea calls for end to hostile relations with U.S.
    http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5BU3J920091231
    Oh yea you only serve Flavor Aid here!

  11. #12 December 31, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    maverick muse commented:

    Trained dogs would still sniff explosives up a human rectum.

  12. #13 December 31, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    Bogdan from Australia commented:

    Ha, ha, ha! I’ve predicted that! The next terrorist invention will have to be an explosive implanted in a prospective self-blower testicles.

    In the case of the Czech SEMTEX being ysed, it will absolutely be impossible to detect.

    But then; will the self-blower agree to sacrifice his own masculinity to the holly case?

    What he is going to work on all those 78 virgin that have been promised to him, with. As a prosepctive deflower, without his balls, he will be totally useless.

  13. #14 December 31, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    bg commented:

    ++

    A$$ Bombers are GLESN grads no doubt..

    seriously though, they have to find some sort of dye that will illuminate
    plastic explosives when screened.. else there’ll be a whole new meaning
    for Irritable bowel syndrome..

    ==

  14. #15 December 31, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Bogdan from Australia commented:

    Tim Hoft. Ending hostile relations with the US? So they will have the freereign in limitless murder and starvation of his own citizens>

    Is it what you would call a freindly relations?

    Then you and your kind would, certainly, call for ending to hostile relations with a NAZI Germany, while allowing the Krautfressers to go on with murder of Jews, Gipsies, Slavs, Homos, Lesbos, Down-Syndrome sufferes, quadriplegics, and then Catholics, Lutherans, Calvinists…

    Mao and Stalin together have murdered this way more than 100 million, while the so called West conducted their friendly relations with both regimes…

    That is a very good proposal of yours for The New Year, indeed.

  15. #16 December 31, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Dell commented:

    Of course, in the case of females, there are some who could hide away enough C4 to bring down the Sears Tower. Just think of the “Double Barreled” Blast!!

  16. #17 December 31, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    bg commented:

    ++

    found a bit of humor linked via HA comments..

    ==

  17. #18 December 31, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    DocScience commented:

    Perhaps free sausage, bacon and ham biscuits prior to boarding would help flush out the terrorists.

    Not to mention please a lot of passengers.

  19. #20 December 31, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    Jimbo commented:

    I’m sure the Obama administration has a plan for this — they’ve had their heads up their own a$$es for almost a year now.

  20. #21 December 31, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    jojo commented:

    These jihad tards will stick a bomb up their a55, but a little dog sniffing action at Abu Graib warrants an aclu investigation?

    These jihadi’s and hollywood have more in common than i realized.

  21. #22 December 31, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    Jim commented:

    This is a career change potential for San Francisco board of supervisors member, Tom Ammiano, and many other SF residents -TSA “prober”.

  22. #23 December 31, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    bg commented:

    ++

    Tim Hoft @ 4:06 pm #10

    hey, their not stupid, they recognize a sucker when they deal with one.. i
    mean, look what they gained with their friend Clinton, if i’m not mistaken
    (and i’m not), believe it was lots of cash, aid, and oh yeah, NUKES, hello??

    ==

  23. #24 December 31, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    No Man commented:

    Barney Frank has intimate experience with a$$holes. He did a wonderful job with a55holes in FNMA/FHLMC. He can solve this problem in short odor.

  24. #25 December 31, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    KR commented:

    Combine healthcare and airport security. Have doctors give passengers exams before boarding.

  25. #26 December 31, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    Dixie commented:

    We need
    a. bomb sniffing pigs
    b. pigs on every flight.

    Let them roam the aisles. They can show you to the toilet, take your ticket, give you a blanket, etc. I hear Arnold is looking for work.

    I am beginning to think that I need not go to the doctor for an annual exam. Just the airport.

  26. #27 December 31, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    flyoverland commented:

    They would need a whole lot of a$$hole imagers in Washington considering how many a$$holes they have there.

  27. #28 December 31, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    Joanne commented:

    Before you know it, all passengers will be subjected to a cavity search. If whole body scanners can remove the clothes off people and render them nude, then don’t think they won’t want to do cavity searches before long…..all that there has to happen for this next step is to find some terrorist who has put something up his backside for this to become a reality.

    And I’m just wondering, if it can remove clothes, then why can’t it remove a package in the undergarments of an individual?

  28. #29 December 31, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Joanne commented:

    Where are all the liberals crying about their freedoms being taking away as in the days under Bush?

  29. #30 December 31, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    Old One commented:

    Rick Vines # 3

    And Profile. The Israelis know the terrorists trying to blow them up are all muslims! Shocker !! Who’d a Thought!!

  30. #31 December 31, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    Gandalf commented:

    This really sounds like a dis azz ter in the making

  31. #32 January 1, 2010 at 12:32 am

    bg commented:

    ++

    okay, what i don’t understand is why he didn’t
    blow his you know what up in the bathroom..

    i recall reading he seemed dazed (hear that about other bombers as well).. maybe they take some sort of nerve relaxing pill just before they blow themselves and everyone around them to smithereens.. aah, who knows..

    ==

  32. #33 January 1, 2010 at 2:09 am

    Blacque Jacques Shellacque commented:

    Of course body scanners won’t protect airline passengers from rectal bombers. The one thing that has worked consistently well in fleshing out potential terrorists is a method the ACLU doesn’t like.

    When it comes to protecting Americans from terrorism, we all know the ACLU does one helluva bang up job…

  33. #34 January 1, 2010 at 5:49 am

    Daniel commented:

    No $hit.

    (Always wanted to say that.)

  34. #35 January 1, 2010 at 8:14 am

    daryl commented:

    Man all of those scanners with those old retired and out of work “news analysts”.
    Those people’s name begins with “anal” and they all say they can “sniff out ” a story about anything.

  35. #36 January 1, 2010 at 8:16 am

    Guitanguran commented:

    “Just a friendly reminder in advance of your flight. Please administer the suppository included with your ticket and be ready to evacuate your bowels in the special screening toilet next to the gate, prior to boarding. Thank you again for flying El-Anal airlines.

  36. #37 January 1, 2010 at 8:23 am

    SWIAGunToter commented:

    Here’s your headline when the new scanners are rolled out:
    “TSA to Visit Ur-Anus”

  37. #39 January 1, 2010 at 10:36 am

    Scrapiron commented:

    Remote controlled butt camera’s in use. One holer for men, two holer for women. It’ll still be a guess on democrats and terrorist since it’s hard to tell the men from the women and the actions of a democrat and a terrorist are really close. Both desire to destroy America.

  38. #41 January 1, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Joanne commented:

    Wouldn’t it be easier to profile Muslims than this?

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