Breaking: Republican Activist Enters Race in New Hampshire's 00 District
Posted by Jim Hoft on Friday, November 20, 2009, 3:43 PM
Republican Enters Race In New Hampshire’s Phantom 00 District
Bosse is in!
Now Hampshire has this breaking news—
Republican activist and free market think-tanker Grant Bosse formally declared his candidacy today in New Hampshire’s 00th Congressional District after news that the Obama administration has attributed a majority of the state’s stimulus jobs to that non-existent district.
UPDATE: Josh Schroeder jumps in Missouri’s Phantom 14th District race!
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Rosemary Woodhouse commented:
How FABULOUS!
Off to see if there are any phantom districts in my state!
TaSS commented:
That’s hysterical!
jenny commented:
Hilarious! I just saw him on Fox talking about the stimulus jobs in the 00th District.
seven commented:
Go for the pork.
Betsy Ross commented:
That’s funny………
harry flashman commented:
Brilliant! How to highlight the criminality of the Obama Admin, not to mention their incompetence. Keeps the story in the news cycle and before the public eye.
Any conservative/libertarian that sharp ought to be running for some real public office somewhere.
opaobie commented:
Now, on to the phantom districts in the 51st through 57th states!!!! YES WE CAN!!!!
Dell commented:
There’s not much to smile about these days…But, this one is incredibly funny! And it allows everyone to decide if Dear Leader’s administration is full of fools or just slightly off kilter. Grant Bosse deserves a MAJOR prize for this one!!
Elmer commented:
I, as part of the Elven Cookie Alliance, demand to know what makes Bosse qualified!
IOpian commented:
He has my vote on creativity alone.
Josh Schroeder commented:
I’m running in Missouri’s 14th Phantom congressional district: http://joshschroeder.blogspot.com/2009/11/schroeder-for-congress-mo-14.html
dfbaskwill commented:
I have sent a fictional check for $1,000,000,000,000 dollars to his campaign coffers. Any leftover funds can be evenly distributed to all non-Democratic voters of the district following the election. Unfortunately, I sent the check by USPS. a nearly fictional delivery service. I’m crossing my fingers! Hope they get it.
KR commented:
As a fictional constituent, he’s got my vote!
Dan F commented:
There are four such districts in IL. We’re considering similar action.
IOpian commented:
Hopefully he can create 10,000 fictional jobs… or did the stimulus already do that ?
JPL17 commented:
Maybe we can all apply for one of those imaginary “created or saved” jobs, too!
JPL17 commented:
aye aye aye, IO, you beat me by 2 minutes! Great minds, etc….
TaSS commented:
Hmmmm
I am already imagining working at one of those “saved imaginary,” jobs in that “imaginary,” district.
However, my address is quite real.
Please send my pay check.
bbh commented:
Brilliant! I too saw him on Fox this afternoon – he has my vote. Don’t worry, I live in Chicago, we invented fake votes and fake districts and fake jobs.
myna commented:
The democrats are looting this country.
gus commented:
Give Odumbo a break, Incompetence is not an EXACT SCIENCE.
bg commented:
++
okay, will try & post this a third times, a charm, right??
Go Bosse!!
via TRBO
Recovery.gov Redux. It’s more than just an $18 million website makeover
[There is something very wrong about this…]
ht getfitnow @ 8:44 am in comments..
[Rep. Peter DeFazio (D-OR) wants Goldman boys Geithner and Summers removed. More than that, his interview on MSNBC's The Ed Show signals a significant shift on the Left. Democrat DeFazio, without apology or excuse, condemns Obama's economic team on the most liberal national news station. Further he insists TARP money go to small business and infrastructure - not Wall Street. Something that should have happened 11 months ago. DeFazio is speaking to the "New Deal" and "Jacksonian/Clinton" Democrats that many assumed were the core of the Democratic party until 2008 - before Soros and the Whole Foods/Cocktail Party/Frank Rich/Daily Kos Left conned their way into the nomination.
As I've said before the party in danger of splintering in the short term is the Democratic - not the GOP. The GOP has shown that it can and will build winning coalitions based on economic conservatism.]
Glenn Beck Show November 19, 2009
[Fox News Channel’s Glenn Beck Show November 19 zeroed in on redistribution of wealth and global Marxism, the Porkulus bill, the 2000+ page Pelosi/ReidCare bill, and the gross national debt — oh, and the U.S. Constitution. The word of the year for 2010 will be “unsustainable.”
Pay special attention to clip 4 in which Beck lists some of the
taxes embedded in the Senate version of the health care bill.
See clip 5 for a Rep. John “Earmark” Murtha, D-Corruption report.]
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Dante commented:
Bosse is the BOSS!
olm commented:
This is positively brilliant.
Scrapiron commented:
Enter the race, certify yourself, vote for yourself, certify that you won, demand the ‘stick it to us’ money then report to the house and sign on the payroll. Give Pigloshi a heart attack. Someone should do it in every phony districe and demand an accounting of the money. Bet you some democrat in D.C. who created the phony district really did steal the money.
Scrapiron commented:
Watched a news story last night about a parent selling her pre-school age girl into the sex trade where she ended up murdered.
Said to myself, what kind of animal would do this to their child. A few minutes later a health care ad (democrat) came on with 4 children saying things like ‘I’ll get cancer and die because we can’t afford insurance’, I’ll break my leg and we’ll lose our home because we can’t afford health insurance’. Right there on national TV I found 4 sets of democrat parents who would sell their minor children into the sex trade and a film maker who would assist. Never did find out if this was the work of ACORN/SEIU.
avery commented:
Who got the Money,maybe this is Omaba stash.
DaveinPhoenix commented:
I’ll be a candidate for the Republican seat in Arizona’s 86th congressional district. My platform and agenda includes a radically smaller state and federal government, secure borders, lower taxes for business and families, and an end to any nonsense which comes to my attention. Enough is enough of this bull****.
vikingTX commented:
If we win enough phantom districts can we change the balance in congress? What about the senators from the 7 phantom states Obama counted on the campaign trail? Are they up for election?
squeaky commented:
Scrapiron
November 20th, 2009 | 6:35 pm | #28
this is the ad that won and the one you mentioned.
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/11/ofa-picks-ad-starring-children-ill-die-because-we-couldnt-afford-health-care.php
Sally commented:
I never laughed so hard after reading this…I think we all needed a laugh.
Yogi41 commented:
A Republican or Independent should do this in every one of those fake districts and then demand to vote on the Health Care Bill.
Tadpole commented:
Every person running in the phantom districts
should emphatically state that he or she will
quickly produce a legitiment birth certificate.
Tadpole commented:
I made a boo-boo….legitimate…
LimoLibsStink commented:
0bama:
Oh, crap! I look dumber than dirt.
Axelrod, I want this cleaned up by the time I get back. My approval rating is going down the toilet. I don’t care how you do it – just get it done. Good day.
Male Silverback commented:
I love this.
Jo commented:
Bwahahahaha1
Michael McQuown commented:
Maybe the Phantom should run for office! Oh, wait–is he a US citizen? Does it matter? Old jungle saying: “Phantom is rough on BS artists.”