Joy Behar: Obama the Big, Smart Kid… Conservatives Stink & Eat Boogers
Posted by Jim Hoft on Monday, October 26, 2009, 6:09 PM
Now we know why CNN gave her her own show.
Joy Behar says conservatives are stinky and eat their own boogers.
CNN reported, via NewsBusters:
In the schoolyard of American politics, President Obama is the big, smart kid with all of the test answers who’s being bullied by a bunch of Neanderthal ankle-biters from all sides.
Meanwhile, all the teachers are wondering, “Why does he take this crap? He’s bigger and smarter than all the other kids.”
It’s no surprise the Glenn Becks of the world have been attacking Obama since the moment he stepped into the Oval Office. Beck and his blathering buddies on the right — you know, the stinky kids in the coatroom who eat their own boogers. Always pick on the kids least likely to fight back.
That being said — we did elect President Obama to change things, and so far the only thing he seems to be changing are his faux-patriotic lapel pins … and his mind.
There’s a reason that CNN and CNN-HN rank last in the ratings.
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Chisum commented:
BO is the “big, smart kid”?
A president of leisure
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2009/10/a_president_of_leisure.html#
Ken S commented:
Crass, coarse, uncouth, loud, offensive, crude, inelegant, rude….Joy Behar.
toby928 commented:
Does it matter?
http://tinyurl.com/cnn-lastplace :
CNN, which invented the cable news network more than two decades ago, will hit a new competitive low with its prime-time programs in October, finishing fourth – and last – among the cable news networks with the audience that all the networks rely on for their advertising.
Elektra commented:
Is she trying her hand at balance? Epic fail! lol Go think some more, Behar. Hey, she might figure it out!
BDU-33 commented:
” eat their own boogers.”
About the only thing you’ll be able to eat if evironMENTALists get their way.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6891362.ece
stacy commented:
Joy Behar says conservatives are stinky and eat their own boogers…
Compared to Joy Behar who is laden with a chronic gangrenous vaginosis, who farts in the bathtub so she can swallow the bubbles, eats her own poo-corn and poo-nuts, and would rather eat the boogers out of used Conservative’s kleenexes than her own.
I’ll go take a shower now. I hate behaving like a Joy Behar liberal…makes me feel dirty.
Kansas Cop commented:
As a deterrent to rape, every woman should carry a photo of Joy Behar. One look and the rapist will not be able to get it up with a crane.
While he’s vomiting, the victim can make her escape.
i.m.madashell commented:
I really pity the poor person at Newsbusters who drew the short straw and was forced to watch this witch.
NC Cop commented:
“So what exactly did CNN see in Behar to reward her with a show?”
Perhaps they saw an opportunity to reach the mentally handicapped demographic.
myna commented:
Heck. I don’t care what this ugly lady says. Behar just a F**idiot.
J commented:
You really have to scrap the sewer to get a piece of work like behar. She gives woman a bad name. How much lower can she go?
Rosemary Woodhouse commented:
Question: “So what exactly did CNN see in Behar to reward her with a show?”
Answer: She’s a Marxist.
Have “y’all” not been payin’ attention? Sheesh!
Of course, I’m being snarky as they see us as “ign’rant” rednecks.
manateespirit commented:
I don”t know anyone of substance who watches this show. Perhaps that is why she speaks in adolescent speech. Apparently, that is what her audience understands. If they want to believe this drivel and support her statements, that is their right.
However, anyone with at least average intelligence understands liberals lie. They live in theory. Give me those disgusting conservatives any day. At least they are trying to tell us the truth…SUCH AS WE ARE OUT OF MONEY AND CAN’T AFFORD THESE SOCIAL PROGRAMS.
Doesn’t offend me if they are stinky and such. At least they are truthful.
Lily Ledbetter commented:
Bigger and smarter kid? I’ve maintained from the get-go the he was Eddie Haskell. Who didn’t want to beat up Eddie?
I guess Joy is the only girl on the playgroud who wanted to make out with ol’ Eddie.
justpassingthrough commented:
This might offer a clue why cnn ratings are in the crapper.
pjean commented:
Joy, isn’t worth the energy. She will simply have delivered upon her what she chooses to spew out into the world. Peace.
CNN in the crapper commented:
Good God. CNN has really hit bottom. This Behar witch has her own show? The world really IS coming to an end….Watch for CNN to be first on the list for the media bailouts….
Joanne commented:
If this woman knew how stupid she was, she would keep her mouth shut. She is one of those die-hard liberals without the ability to process intelligent information.
AzEric commented:
He is actually the schoolyard bully.
Here is what happens to them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xchH3ILk0gk
Make it Happen commented:
Joy Behar is a Grade A slug.
Solaratov commented:
Rosemary Woodhouse
October 26th, 2009 | 6:45 pm | #14
That would be “ignernt”.
Larry Walker commented:
Where’s Alan Grayson when you need him?
myna commented:
Even if Anderson Cooper starts teab****g his guests. Nobody will watch. CNN is a dying brand.
Sandy commented:
If this is the best this toad head can deliver then the Libs are sinking fast. Joy Behar is a bag lady who hit the jackpot.
Sandy commented:
The reason other news stations can’t compete with Fox is because Fox has the most articulate, attractive broadcasters, They just look like winners. It doesn’t hurt that Fox is the only Cable News Station that tells the truth either.
Sandy commented:
Where’s Alan Grayson when you need him?
I think Grayson is trying to get a date with Joy Behar. Its a match made in Heaven.
el polacko commented:
hey.. look on the bright side.. after joy gets her mandatory digs in, she actually complains about barack’s performance thus far ! baby steps.
Andreas K. commented:
My cat was smarter than Obama. She wouldn’t touch stinking fish.
Yeah, I’m a cat guy, sue me.
FU*K OBAMA commented:
Joy who?
Whiz kid commented:
If Obama is so smart why hasn`t he released the list of classes he took in college and the grades he received?
Plus his SAT and LSAT (Law School Admission Test) scores.
Mirac777 commented:
Wow big smart talk from the trailor trash wanna be liberal! Obama is smart? Well why dont ya produce the college grades the genius knows are so bad he has to hide them from the world? Cnn has another clown with a big mouth and zero credibility, sounds like a pattern to me, no wonder their rankings are that comparable to PBS. Oh wait PBS has value and substance my apologies for putting them and CNN in same sentence!
DAROGR commented:
Behar finally comes out of Rosie’s shadow (no easy feat there) as a bully in her own right, and what does she do??? She calls other people bullies.
What a ridiculous clown she is.
Kate commented:
She’s close, but took the wrong angle.
Obama is the preppy popular girl whom everyone wants to be seen with, even though she isn’t entirely the nicest or smartest bean on the counter.
The Republicans are the regular average kids who go to school and get average grades, graduate, and marry their high school sweethearts while settling down close to home. They very likely are the ones who have acne, schlepp on grooming (because they aren’t obsessed with their appearance like the cheerleader popular girl types). They are also more likely to succeed in the eyes of the home crowd, if they don’t overspend their charge cards, rob, cheat, lie, etc. Unlike the cheerleader popular girl they can’t get away with junk like that, because people are just waiting for the opportunity to dump on them.
blr2449 commented:
Omigod, this is so funny! She calls conservatives stinky when The Smart Kid’s initials are BO and his own kids say he stinks.
Keep it up. We need comedic relief.
Gina commented:
And of course, Behar was chosen for her keen intellect and warm-hearted empathy.
wth commented:
I watched Behar for a couple of seconds, it was like fingernails on a chalkboard. Worse than smirking Rachel Madcow.
Joy Behar commented:
Joy Behar is another unintelligent, unread, bias intolerant liberal. She rattles off the top of her head and says the most ignorant things. She has attacked the Catholic Church with ill -informed untruths. She does not engage in debate with facts just opinions. She has so much contempt for the viewing public that she regurgitates talking points and hopes her viewers will not actually research the things she says. A political hack to the hilt! As a talk show host she is trite, petty, disingenuous and uninformed. CNN couldn’t find someone with a bit of intelligence to grant a show. No wonder CNN’s ratings and HLN ratings are in the tank.