Dear Leader Releases Children's Book With Lessons From Holy Spiritual Guide

A new children’s book tells the story of Dear Leader.

Uncorrelated discovered the children’s book on the life of The One at a store recently.
The book contains many enlightened lessons from Dear Leader that he is generous enough to share with his faithful.

My favorite was the lesson from Holy Spiritual Guide Jeremiah Wright on seeking truth in G-D AmeriKKKa:

Dear Leader shares this difficult time with his children:

“Sometimes it was a lonely journey. WHAT AM I DOING HERE? He often wondered, with the cold Chicago wind in his face slowing him down, pushing him back. But he didn’t give up.

For somehow his journey had led him to Trinity Church, surrounded by the people from his neighborhood including many he had helped. And there, swept up in the waves of their singing with tears on his cheeks he knew why he was there. He knew who he was, and where he belonged.”

And, God rested and It was good.

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