Quick Draw Obama Cowboy's Up

This urban cowboy needs to work on his Maverick impersonations.
Then again, it’s hard to play a cowboy when you’re the most liberal member of the senate.

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Michael Goldfarb at McCain HQ reported today on big talking Gunsmoke Obama:

Barack Obama appeared at a fundraiser in Philadelphia last night where he delivered the following remark:

“If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.”

A couple thoughts from McCain HQ on this. First, Barack Obama has a long track record as a proponent of stringent gun-control regulations–to the point that a questionnaire filled out by his staff, and with the candidate’s handwriting on it, stated that Obama favored a ban on the manufacture, sale, and distribution of handguns. Can we assume that Senator Obama now opposes efforts to ban the possession of handguns?

Second, would Obama be carrying a concealed weapon to this fight? Will he have a permit?

Also, was his gun purchaced within his 5 mile zone from a school?

Since Obama insists on his website that he only supports the use guns for the purposes of hunting and target shooting, does Senator McCain fall into the category of “big game” or “clay pigeon”?

Finally, does this mean that the candidate of hope and change is bitter?… Since he’s now “clinging to his gun or religion and has antipathy to people who aren’t like him?”

UPDATE: Beto Ochoa puts this news to song–

Barry Got A Gun
sung to the tune “Janie Got a Gun” by Aerosmith

Barry got a gun
Barry got a gun
McCain’s world’s come undone
Messiah, shine like da’ sun
What his baby’s mama do
What did she put you through

They say when Barry was elected
His Granny was beneath the bus
But man she had it comin’
Now Barry’s number one
Well it’s gonna’ be the end of u-u-u-us

Barry got a gun
Barry got a gun
His dog day’s just begun
Now Bill’ry, is on the run
Tell me now it’s untrue
What did Obama do

He dumped the Rev’rn Jeremiah
Because the man was so insane… yeah
They say the lies that he was preachin’
The hate that he was teachin’
Should never ‘ave seen the light of day-ay-ayyy

Run away run away from the truth
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the truth
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away run run away… wooh

Barry got a gun
Barry’s got a gun
Our dogs life’s just begun
The country, is on the run
What will Obama do
Our chickens come home to roo-oost

They wanna’ take us down easy
And put a bullet in our brain
He said “No one really knows me”
I’m really such a sleaze
Things ain’t never gonna be the same

Run away run away from the truth
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the truth
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away run run away-y-ay-y-ay-y-ay-y-ay-y-ay-y-ay-y-aay

Barry’s got a gun
Barry got a gun
Barry’s got a gun

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