The Self-Flagellation Will Be Blue-toothed

Bluetooth…
Because even a whipping boy needs his hands free for those special times of self-flagellation.

Now you can call your virgins and whip yourself with chains- all at the same time!

Thanks to Banafsheh Zand Bonazzi for passing along the photo from Fars News.

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