Kerry Is Sorry You Morons Are Too Stupid To Understand a Joke

Here’s an earlier photo of John Kerry showing his love and respect for the military.

On April 23, 1971, John Kerry tossed his military medals at the Whitehouse after a week long protest organized by Kerry and the VVAW called: Operation Dewey Canyon III. (Swiftvets)

John Kerry apologized to those people who were offended by his comments because they were too stupid to understand refined Massachusetts humor:

As a combat veteran, I want to make it clear to anyone in uniform and to their loved ones: my poorly stated joke at a rally was not about, and never intended to refer to any troop.

I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to wrongly imply anything negative about those in uniform, and I personally apologize to any service member, family member, or American who was offended.

It is clear the Republican Party would rather talk about anything but their failed security policy. I don’t want my verbal slip to be a diversion from the real issues. I will continue to fight for a change of course to provide real security for our country, and a winning strategy for our troops.

In other words, morons, when I said “you end up in Iraq” I meant as a metaphor for McDonalds, or any other despised lower class employment.

Got that? You idiots?

In case you didn’t know, John Kerry is a “combat veteran” and he is a hero. He has told us that before so you should all know that by now if you weren’t so stupid.

And, when John Kerry said:

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

He didn’t mean “You soldiers” in Iraq. He meant “all of you others in Iraq.” The Sunnis, the Shia, You know… Duh!

Is that so hard to understand? Huh? Geesh, you’d think you could understand a joke when you hear one. What buffoons!


John Kerry at the microphone at Dewey Canyon III before he threw his military medals over the White House fence. (Swiftvets)

Oh, and Olby says Bush is too stupid to know the stupid joke was about him.
Via Allah:

Mr. Bush and his minions responded, by appearing to be too stupid to realize that they had been called stupid. They demanded Kerry apologize to the troops in Iraq.,

How stupid!

Same ol’ Kerry, different decade.
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John Kerry and Jane Fonda show their support for the troops during the Vietnam War.
(This picture was inserted after EPUnum’s correction below)

Previously:
Democratic Leader John F. Kerry Trashes the Military (Again)
Bush, American Legion, AMVETS Demand Kerry Apologize!
Mother of 2nd Lt. Joshua Booth Asks John Kerry to Make Amends
More Kerry “Jokes” and “Nutjob Attacks”
Massachusett’s Botched Joke

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