What America Can Learn from Iran

In its quest for energy independence America ought to look east to Iran for a few pointers.

First before you announce your plan, make sure you have a vast amount of oil deposits. So much oil that you not only can fill your own needs but you are able to build a pipeline to support India’s needs as well.

The next step is to proclaim you need nuclear energy. You want nuclear energy. Be positive and demand it as your right.

Your program will never get off the ground until you hold enthusiastic rallies.

Make use of the Leftists.

Send in the Communist ANSWER people put on a rally like they do with immigrants.

More Leftists.

When confronted by doubters and nay sayers respond:

“Our answer to those who are angry about Iran achieving the full nuclear fuel cycle is just one phrase. We say: Be angry at us and die of this anger.”

Get the children involved.

Iranian athletes form a human chain around the Uranium Conversion Facility. (REUTERS/Raheb Homavandi)

When the glorious day arrives…
Praise Allah that the Almighty has arrived.
Celebrate your entry into the atomic club with a weirdo nuke ballet


…with samples of enriched uranium. (Reuters)

Vow to expand your program immediately.

Savor the moment.

Atlas has more celebration photos.
Sugiero has this quote, “Once Iran goes nuclear it will bomb the world.”

Update: My Lord, This democratic response to Iran is absolutely frightening!

Update 2: (11:20 AM CST) This is disturbing… Speaking of energy, Castro is planning on drilling 45 miles from America’s shore!

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