Iranian President Promises a Big Surprise Today!

Here it is…
Well, Halleluiah!… The Almighty is Packing Enriched Uranium!

Praise Be!
What a nice surprise from the leadership of Iran, today.

Iranian President Ahmadinejad told Iranians in Mash-had, Iran on Monday:
“Pray and give thanks to this good news… The Almighty has arrived!”

The “Almighty?”

“Tomorrow (Tuesday) Iranian people would get a very good news and they have to pray,” claims Iran’s mystical President Mahmoud Ahmadi Nezhad (Ahmadinejad).

Eurojihad sends this shocking news…

Iranian President Ahmadinejad warned that there may be a big surprise coming from Iran in a speech yesterday in the Iranian Khorasan Razavi province:

Speaking to families of martyrs and benevolent people in the holly city of Mash-had, the capital city of the north-eastern Khorasan Razavi province, the President said “after people heard the complete news, they must pray because time for thanksgiving (the Almighty) has arrived”, according to the official news agency IRNA.

Though Mr. Ahmadi Nezhad did not revealed the nature of that great news, but informed sources speculated that he might announce the completion by Iranian scientist of the full nuclear cycle by enriching uranium up to 3.5 per cent, which is the required level for non military purposes of nuclear energy.

Earlier, the Iranian internet news service “Irannews” quoted lawmakers as having said that Mr. Ahmadi Nezhad would announce in the coming days that Iran has enriched uranium to 3.5 per cent, “thus opening the doors of the Atomic Club to our country”.

The hard line daily “Jomhouri-e Eslami” (Islamic Republic) that belong to Ayatollah Ali Khameneh’i said “the good news is related to Iran’s achievement of uranium enrichment at 3.5 percent and creating a laboratory platform that will register Iran in the club of nuclear fuel countries”.

“Thanks to the resistance and sacrifices of the martyr’s families, today enemies can’t do a damn thing against us and they knows that’, he said, referring to a famous phrase of the leader of the Islamic Revolution Grand Ayatollah Rouhollah Khomeiny saying in one of his speeches that “America can’t do a damn thing against the Islamic Republic” (amrika hic qalati nemitavanad bekonad).

The announcement, — in case the speculations are correct –, would come as a response to press reports that the White House is seriously considering the option of a pre-emptive air attack on Iran’s military and nuclear centres.

A map of Iran’s nuclear facilities.

The report from Iran cites the recent news by Seymour Hersh in the New Yorker Magazine:

The announcement, — in case the speculations are correct –, would come as a response to press reports that the White House is seriously considering the option of a pre-emptive air attack on Iran’s military and nuclear centres.

“The Bush Administration, while publicly advocating diplomacy in order to stop Iran from pursuing a nuclear weapon, has increased clandestine activities inside Iran and intensified planning for a possible major air attack. Current and former American military and intelligence officials said that Air Force planning groups are drawing up lists of targets, and teams of American combat troops have been ordered into Iran, under cover, to collect targeting data and to establish contact with anti-government ethnic-minority groups. The officials say that President Bush is determined to deny the Iranian regime the opportunity to begin a pilot program, planned for this spring, to enrich uranium”, wrote the respected investigative journalist Seymour Hersh in the “New Yorker Magazine” to appear on 17 April.

In another article published Monday in Iran Press News there comes news that Iran Might Have Enriched Uranium To 3.5 Per Cent (URGENT)

Update: The Almighty is packing enriched uranium! Praise be!

Davids Medienkritik notes that the Germans remain true to their proud tradition of appeasing oppressors.

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