Hillary to Unite the Left

Hillary, “the moderate”, is taking on the task of defining the Leftist Democratic Agenda into something more palatable for American swing voters. Hmm… atheism, socialism, higher taxes, and partial birth abortion, aren’t exactly the pillars that built Middle American society! Hill may have her hands full with this one!

And, how did Hillary ever get on this committee in the first place? If Hillary is the model “moderate” democrat, it looks like the party is in worse shape than they’re owning up to:

The Democratic Leadership Council, an organization of influential party moderates, named Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton today to direct a new initiative to define a party agenda for the 2006 and 2008 elections.

“Now, I know the DLC has taken some shots from some within our party and that it has returned fire too,” she told a gathering of the group here. “Well, I think it’s high time for a cease-fire, time for all Democrats to work together based on the fundamental values we all share.”

Oh, and BTW, the left “was” united in the last election! They were united more than a box of snakes in mating season! The fact that they lost so miserably must make it even more scary to look at. What Hill must do is take after Bill, run on a conservative agenda and get another candidate to take a substantial amount of votes. That’s the plan they need!

Man, I should be working for the DNC!

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